Joined: Jun '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 483
right so i woke up this morning with a massive hangover from a xmas party i stood up n i felt a pain in my backside, i looked in the mirror n then i saw it..........a buzz lightyear. the worst thing is the b*stard wings have opened n i cant get it out. pls help i need advice!!!!! it hurts so much
Sounds like you and your guy friends picked the wrong time of the year to get drunk and play "Butt Darts," I think you are on the wrong forum. But hell, you just never know someone here may have the answer from there own personal experience. One concern you may have is how the hell you are going to get your pet hampster out now that Buzz lightyear is blocking the opening????
Joined: Mar '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 6714
To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond.
A true story..Years back we had a big party at a friends house, some one was going to pass out and a plan was already set up. Anyway a school friend of mine was well on his ay after necking abstenth and the lads took him up stairs after he passed out, took off his pants and using a twig stuck a condom up his ass...he was like a ghost in the morning and soooo quiet, normally a gobby s**t, he never even mentiond it but after a few giggles and hints he clocked on we did it...LOL he thought hed been bum raped.
Joined: Feb '09
Location: Belgium
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 686
Phone your bestfriend...he might laugh, but he is your best friend so he'll help you even if you have to go make war in Vietnam ! so phone him, ask him to bring you to the hospital... no way man, remove it yourself might be worse... Imo, this kind of joke are not really intellect since it can be dangerous... Good luck
