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Uhm if It's a freeroll I'd have sex with her, If It's a tournament with a big chance of me winning some $ I'd explain to her that we'll have to wait a while. Smile I actually played a freeroll where the #1 was $46, and if I'd finish first she would give me a blowjob, unfortunately I ended up #6 resulting in $9.

     
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Posted by Wargtass:
Uhm if It's a freeroll I'd have sex with her, If It's a tournament with a big chance of me winning some $ I'd explain to her that we'll have to wait a while. Smile I actually played a freeroll where the #1 was $46, and if I'd finish first she would give me a blowjob, unfortunately I ended up #6 resulting in $9.


ahahahahaha

I would wait for a break Tongue

     
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strippoker is the best alternative... hehe

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strippoker is the best alternative... hehe

     
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Posted by mrnugger:
i would go for the sex as i know my wife , she would not be pleased if i would prefer a pokergame instead of her .

yes, this decision would be the best 1

     
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thats why i dont play torunaments, Cash games FTW

     
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oh no just 4 years married and till this time sex is the most bigger power of life .
so sex never must wait poker can wait and wait all night Smile
just i only sex provide at this years of life
have good sex after that have good cards and crack the pod Smile at the table Worship
good luck all

     
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Why cant you have both...

Just wait till the 5 minute break, leg it upstairs, do the business, and get back to your game.

I do it all the time, and I also have time spare for a coggarette, a coffee and if I rush, a quick bag of crisps....

Sometimes being a 30 second wonder can have its advantages...

Big Smile

     
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Tell her to bend over and take it right there ha ha if she really wants it then thats how it is gonna have to be

     
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I would ask if she can do blow job to me while playing poker ... 2 in one for me ^^.
Anyway depends... if it would be final table or top 100 from like 3-10k when u get really good cash and i never been so far into it i would say :
Sorry not now... if i win i will buy you the best vibrator out there Tongue.
lol couldn't stop myself with that post...
But to be honest depends how many players left and the prize.... (already have like 20~ and u can easy win more then 100-200 i would say "who are you woman?" Blink

     
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Heck, if you have "trained" your wife/girlfriend well enough, she must have learned to get a "no" for an answer from time to time, and the fact that SHE is horney doesn't mean I am.
And dropping the biggest game OF MY LIFE, which may only happen once in a lifetime, for something I can get every day ... NO WAY Big Smile

     
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You can do both at same time Tongue Otherwise, i voted poker, sex can wait, but you may not be able to go so far in a tourney before a little moment Blink

     
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Posted by dozn01:
hi how about this,

your sat at the computer playing poker and your parner is getting horney
but the thing is that your in a big tourney chip leader as well, she wants you give her one

do you....... leave your game..... and give her what she wants......or
tell her to fack off im in the biggest tourney of my life,


so the question is poker or sex Aww crap!


sex Big Smile Blink Big Smile

     
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multi tasking Big Smile Big Smile

     
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My partner and I are both pokerplayers, so we know how important it is to be patient and wait for the right moment..... and go all-in Big Smile

     
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Posted by MANUEDO:
Sex, sex, sex and sex again; doesn't matter leadership, tournament, hold'em, money.... sex is salways sex and nothing's the same worth Blink


Agree with you man

     
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my partner and I are both pokerplayers, so we know how important it is to be patient and wait for the right moment..... and go all-in Big Smile



luckbox Big Smile Cool

     
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Posted by riversucks1:
do both at same time have her ride u while u play hahaha


Have done this in the past, she went down on me while I was playing once too. Mmmmmm.

     
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While I can't figure out a formula to put towards sex, I'd say that if you have a girlfriend or wife, you're around an 80% chance of having sex the next day anyway(The odds decline the longer you'e in the relationship and may drop significantly for a few days if your decision has a bad effect on her).

Finishing prize position in an MTT is probably only around a 50% or less for good players though. So if you find yourself in such a position, I'd continue with the tournament, knowing that you're not guaranteed to win your next few tournaments but you likely have high odds of getting sex in the next few days.

If anyone knows how to apply pot odds to women, this would probably help.

     
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fack sex, sure you can get sex if you win money and wank if you don't. Shock

     
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I was going to say why not both lol but she'll be too much of a distraction. For sure tournament if its a big one and wifey later lol.

     
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