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how can i get a loan when i bust?  -2   
how can i get a loan when i go broke? and why wouldnt they give me one if i paid so much and i couldnt get a small stack back... anyone got any ideas about that?

     
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No cant help you..
But i now what you mean..
Played alot whit paradise poker.
lost 880 euros in 1 years time but aint got any cent back. Aww crap!
I think thay whould rewards bad player like me. Thumbs Up
Cool

     
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How inconsiderate of them...

If I was you I would get in touch with all the sites you play at, and tell them to ship you $20 each as a reward for you honouring them with your presence..

You could also ask them to rig the cards so that you never lose...

Whilst you are at it, why not ask for $1 million to start up your own poker site, A gorgous blonde to give you oral sex every twenty minutes, three years supply of Budweise, a lifetimes membership of the bellagio and free entry into the WSOP..

Its not like you are asking for much is it.

     
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The only way you will get a "loan" for playing poker is when you have proven to be a consistant winner. You will have to pay a large persentage of your proffit and pay the initial "loan" back at the end of the argeed period.
So basicly they wont stake you if you cant win at poker.

     
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Posted by PatrickHenry:
how can i get a loan when i go broke? and why wouldnt they give me one if i paid so much and i couldnt get a small stack back... anyone got any ideas about that?


Let's see, your a 23 year old male, have you ever thought about "getting staked" in gay porn Confused I'll bet you get the "wad" you are looking for to play poker again. All you would have to do is make a face like this Shock and bend over. Bottom line, join a site with rakeback (so you'll earn some $ while you are losing all your $), make a deposit and learn (which means study and brains required) to play poker and not to waste people(s) time with dumb questions like this one. Hope this helps and have a nice day Big Smile

     
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Posted by ih8usukouts:
Let's see, your a 23 year old male, have you ever thought about "getting staked" in gay porn Confused I'll bet you get the "wad" you are looking for to play poker again.

Oh yes, this made me stop missing Dunotra for a while...
Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
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Posted by fejset:
No cant help you..
But i now what you mean..
Played alot whit paradise poker.
lost 880 euros in 1 years time but aint got any cent back. Aww crap!
I think thay whould rewards bad player like me. Thumbs Up
Cool

they never award looser
Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!

but this post is really good so i give u Thumbs Up for hope

     
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Posted by ih8usukouts:
Posted by PatrickHenry:
how can i get a loan when i go broke? and why wouldnt they give me one if i paid so much and i couldnt get a small stack back... anyone got any ideas about that?


Let's see, your a 23 year old male, have you ever thought about "getting staked" in gay porn Confused I'll bet you get the "wad" you are looking for to play poker again. All you would have to do is make a face like this Shock and bend over. Bottom line, join a site with rakeback (so you'll earn some $ while you are losing all your $), make a deposit and learn (which means study and brains required) to play poker and not to waste people(s) time with dumb questions like this one. Hope this helps and have a nice day Big Smile

Big Smile

     
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I, want a loan too!!!
Working on a deal with "BigFish Poker". Cool
The kind of deal "fcumread" suggested above anove sounds pretty solid, right?

Try to sell your car?
Hire out your girlfriend to an escort service?
The gay porn thing doesn't sound all that bad, depends how desperate you are...
OR... just do what Bizla suggested just now. Study a lot.... or switch to Bingo.
Good luck! Smile

     
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Posted by PatrickHenry:
how can i get a loan when i go broke? and why wouldnt they give me one if i paid so much and i couldnt get a small stack back... anyone got any ideas about that?


mcsnakeys older dumber brother? howd u get outta ur cage?

     
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There's no shame in folding every once in a while, and, whatta you know: All of the sudden there might be some cash left in the account! Shock

(Or the gay porn thing...)

     
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Posted by PatrickHenry:
how can i get a loan when i go broke? and why wouldnt they give me one if i paid so much and i couldnt get a small stack back... anyone got any ideas about that?


Only in america ....

     
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Get a lown.... you cheeky foooker...get a loan hahaha
Thats the first time i've herd that lol
I've herd people asking for backing and freebees but never a lown Big Smile
If your good for a loan to play poker why would you need the lown in the first place ?
Sounds to me like it would be throwing good money after bad.
Dont ask for loans get out there and earn you caash you sponging tick Shock
Try freerolling your self a bankroll or play for play money till you lern the game enough to win.
Why does everthing have to put in the laps of young people now days???? they have the world at there finger tips and they still want hand outs!
Bloody cheek..................... Angry

     
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erm you went broke for a reason so who the heck in there right mind will give you a loan lmao Big Smile

     
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Posted by PatrickHenry:
how can i get a loan when i go broke? and why wouldnt they give me one if i paid so much and i couldnt get a small stack back... anyone got any ideas about that?


I think if you go broke playing poker then the last thing you need is a loan

     
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Posted by teteban:
Posted by ih8usukouts:
Let's see, your a 23 year old male, have you ever thought about "getting staked" in gay porn Confused I'll bet you get the "wad" you are looking for to play poker again.

Oh yes, this made me stop missing Dunotra for a while...
Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

hahahahahhahaa Big Smile Big Smile

     
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if you have some stats that proof that you are good player (rake generator Big Smile ) I can help you. I like to stake players Blink

     
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Posted by tobik999:
if you have some stats that proof that you are good player (rake generator Big Smile ) I can help you. I like to stake players Blink


put ur money were ur mouth is and stake me on up lol um not greedy...500-1000 will be fine

     
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Hi!!

Deposit. Chose a site with RAKEBACK. Bankroll rules. Study, study, study.

Bye and aces for all!!

     
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just ask the site for live chat and talk to them im sure they will hit u up with 300.00 i mean my post is about as dumb as ur question lmao

     
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BUMP..for the genius wit the dumb question everyone wants a stupid section...welll here it is!

     
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