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how can i get a loan when i go broke? and why wouldnt they give me one if i paid so much and i couldnt get a small stack back... anyone got any ideas about that?
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No cant help you.. But i now what you mean.. Played alot whit paradise poker. lost 880 euros in 1 years time but aint got any cent back. I think thay whould rewards bad player like me.
If I was you I would get in touch with all the sites you play at, and tell them to ship you $20 each as a reward for you honouring them with your presence..
You could also ask them to rig the cards so that you never lose...
Whilst you are at it, why not ask for $1 million to start up your own poker site, A gorgous blonde to give you oral sex every twenty minutes, three years supply of Budweise, a lifetimes membership of the bellagio and free entry into the WSOP..
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The only way you will get a "loan" for playing poker is when you have proven to be a consistant winner. You will have to pay a large persentage of your proffit and pay the initial "loan" back at the end of the argeed period. So basicly they wont stake you if you cant win at poker.
Posted by PatrickHenry: how can i get a loan when i go broke? and why wouldnt they give me one if i paid so much and i couldnt get a small stack back... anyone got any ideas about that?
Let's see, your a 23 year old male, have you ever thought about "getting staked" in gay porn I'll bet you get the "wad" you are looking for to play poker again. All you would have to do is make a face like this and bend over. Bottom line, join a site with rakeback (so you'll earn some $ while you are losing all your $), make a deposit and learn (which means study and brains required) to play poker and not to waste people(s) time with dumb questions like this one. Hope this helps and have a nice day
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Posted by ih8usukouts: Let's see, your a 23 year old male, have you ever thought about "getting staked" in gay porn I'll bet you get the "wad" you are looking for to play poker again.
Oh yes, this made me stop missing Dunotra for a while...
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Posted by fejset: No cant help you.. But i now what you mean.. Played alot whit paradise poker. lost 880 euros in 1 years time but aint got any cent back. I think thay whould rewards bad player like me.
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Posted by ih8usukouts:
Posted by PatrickHenry: how can i get a loan when i go broke? and why wouldnt they give me one if i paid so much and i couldnt get a small stack back... anyone got any ideas about that?
Let's see, your a 23 year old male, have you ever thought about "getting staked" in gay porn I'll bet you get the "wad" you are looking for to play poker again. All you would have to do is make a face like this and bend over. Bottom line, join a site with rakeback (so you'll earn some $ while you are losing all your $), make a deposit and learn (which means study and brains required) to play poker and not to waste people(s) time with dumb questions like this one. Hope this helps and have a nice day
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I, want a loan too!!! Working on a deal with "BigFish Poker". The kind of deal "fcumread" suggested above anove sounds pretty solid, right?
Try to sell your car? Hire out your girlfriend to an escort service? The gay porn thing doesn't sound all that bad, depends how desperate you are... OR... just do what Bizla suggested just now. Study a lot.... or switch to Bingo. Good luck!
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Posted by PatrickHenry: how can i get a loan when i go broke? and why wouldnt they give me one if i paid so much and i couldnt get a small stack back... anyone got any ideas about that?
mcsnakeys older dumber brother? howd u get outta ur cage?
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Posted by PatrickHenry: how can i get a loan when i go broke? and why wouldnt they give me one if i paid so much and i couldnt get a small stack back... anyone got any ideas about that?
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Get a lown.... you cheeky foooker...get a loan hahaha Thats the first time i've herd that lol I've herd people asking for backing and freebees but never a lown If your good for a loan to play poker why would you need the lown in the first place ? Sounds to me like it would be throwing good money after bad. Dont ask for loans get out there and earn you caash you sponging tick Try freerolling your self a bankroll or play for play money till you lern the game enough to win. Why does everthing have to put in the laps of young people now days???? they have the world at there finger tips and they still want hand outs! Bloody cheek.....................
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Posted by PatrickHenry: how can i get a loan when i go broke? and why wouldnt they give me one if i paid so much and i couldnt get a small stack back... anyone got any ideas about that?
I think if you go broke playing poker then the last thing you need is a loan
Posted by ih8usukouts: Let's see, your a 23 year old male, have you ever thought about "getting staked" in gay porn I'll bet you get the "wad" you are looking for to play poker again.
Oh yes, this made me stop missing Dunotra for a while...
I'll bet you get the "wad" you are looking for to play 
and bend over. Bottom line, join a site with rakeback (so you'll earn some $ while you are losing all your $), make a deposit and learn (which means study and brains required) to play 
