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  25-Jan-10, 02:32   #1
What's Your Favourite Poker Quote? +1 
GeneYuss 

Joined: Jan '08
Location: Canada
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 2697
One of my favourites is from Sam Grizzle

"You can spend your money the way you want to and ill spend somebody else's money the way I want to"

     
  25-Jan-10, 02:38   #2
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Doomsday_vic 
Joined: Jan '09
Location: New Zealand
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 463
Any of phil helmuths quotes after he recieves a bad beat is always a favourite in my book. Good for entertainment value. Oh and also any of his self-boosting comments. Like whenever theres an interview he'll always end up talking about himself (Y)

     
  25-Jan-10, 02:51   #3
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GeneYuss 

Joined: Jan '08
Location: Canada
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 2697
Ya, Phil Hellmuth is pretty funny Smile Here's a good one:

PHILHELLMUTH: I should have 50k right now

HOSS_TBF: maybe if you started with 200k...

     
  25-Jan-10, 02:52   #4
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oll1e999 

Joined: Jun '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 483
'if after twenty minutes you dont know who the sucker is............its you'
&
'if a man with money meets a man with experience, then the man with experience leaves with the money and the man with money leaves with the experience'
&
'i stayed up late last night playing poker with tarot cards, by the time i went to bed 4 people had died'

Edited by oll1e999 (25 January 2010 @ 03:01 GMT)


     
  25-Jan-10, 03:21   #5
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oliver082298 

Joined: Nov '09
Location: Philippines
Age: 46 (M)
Posts: 1011
my favorite quote is pertaining to those whos still aggressive even after a run of bad luck "LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY" Big Smile Cool Smile Agree

     
  25-Jan-10, 05:13   #6
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duck_1991 

Joined: Dec '09
Location: Romania
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 586
"Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom." Big Smile

     
  25-Jan-10, 05:25   #7
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Davoodoo 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: Finland
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 1612
After im winning a huge pot with a suckout on the river im always writing "This game is too easy" or "Ship it to the pro" , just watch the tilt strike and the all in pre flop that follows from your opponent Big Smile

     
  25-Jan-10, 08:28   #8
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schmoyster 
Joined: Jul '09
Location: Russian Federation
Age: 50 (M)
Posts: 772
"That is an advanced poker play; He thinks Antonio raised him because Antonio thinks he has nothing, but then he thinks Antonio has nothing, so he comes over the top of Antonio's nothing with his nothing, you got that?"
Norman Chad

     
  25-Jan-10, 10:10   #9
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doomdy 

Joined: May '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 49 (M)
Posts: 6197
Some Hellmuth quotes...:

"I am the Jack Nicklaus of poker, the Tiger Woods of poker, the Mozart of poker"
"This guy probably can't even spell poker"
"Honey, I was supposed to go broke on that hand. But they forgot one thing. I can dodge bullets baby!"
"I forgot my name. What's my name. Am I Phil Hellmuth?"
"Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck"

You gotta luv the last one Big Smile

     
  25-Jan-10, 10:18   #10
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schmoyster 
Joined: Jul '09
Location: Russian Federation
Age: 50 (M)
Posts: 772
Posted by doomdy:
the Tiger Woods of poker

Considering the latest adventures of Tiger Woods, Phil will have to skip this part...

     
  25-Jan-10, 11:26   #11
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GeneYuss 

Joined: Jan '08
Location: Canada
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 2697
Haha, some good ones Smile

Clonie "I have an above average hand"
Gus "I have an above average something too"

     
  25-Jan-10, 11:44   #12
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XenOsky 

Joined: Mar '09
Location: Chile
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 62
chip it bitch

     
  25-Jan-10, 12:11   #13
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DaneMitic 

Joined: Apr '09
Location: Germany
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 605
Cole South: i have been extremely lucky against you
Ziigmund: hope someone shoot the rocket to your eyes in new year

lol'ed my ass off, when i read this on chat..

Edit: its no real quote, but i just love zigs comments =)

     
  25-Jan-10, 15:07   #14
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dozn01 

Joined: Sep '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 40 (M)
Posts: 5000
im all in baby Big Smile

     
  25-Jan-10, 15:33   #15
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mrnugger 

Joined: Feb '08
Location: Belgium
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 751
you can't buy luck , neither good cards but you can call till you are broke

     
  25-Jan-10, 15:36   #16
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fejset 

Joined: Apr '09
Location: Sweden
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 582
F**k F**k F**k,, Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!
Shock
Smile

     
  25-Jan-10, 15:40   #17
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ih8usukouts 

Joined: Jul '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 1000
"Playing with you guys is like shooting fish in a barrel. Only I'm using dynamite to take you fkers down"

     
  25-Jan-10, 16:39   #18
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jporp 

Joined: Aug '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 411
Posted by duck_1991:
"Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom." Big Smile


LOOL

     
  25-Jan-10, 17:28   #19
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B1gfoot 

Joined: Mar '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 40 (M)
Posts: 6714
Im still happy with
"go home russian" by the great Tony G

     
  25-Jan-10, 18:44   #20
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Davoodoo 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: Finland
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 1612
"This site is so rigged"

"In a game of poker, I can put the players' souls in my pocket. ~Beausourire"

"Poker's a day to learn and a lifetime to master"

"Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead. ~Jackie Robinson"

The last one is so true ...

     
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