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Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 48 (M)
Posts: 302
i voted for (thats poker) i just hate loosing my aces and seeing that in the chat dont realy like the donk and fish terms.... but sometimes i guess one realy earns is fish insults running all-in for a inside straight by exemple and if you run your inside straight all-in win and chat thats poker than your officialy a fish
Joined: Apr '08
Location: Argentina
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 748
I went with the donk option, but that was just off the top of my head. Now that I seriously think of it, I'd rather have gone with the 'bluff' one, because ...really, if you think it is a blff why don't you F***ing call?!?! makes no sense
Well i have to say that I am the worst at player chat, when i get a bad beat, mostly. NH when someone calls a big bet with 9 2 and hit 2 2's on the flop makes me mad. As 9 2 is not a nice hand it's one of the worst hands you can have. I'll call them a bingo donkey most likely. I say gg when I think someone played well and then was beaten out. I think anyone who lol's at someone for getting a bad beat is an idiot. I guess i have the same problem as helmouth and not up on the new way of playing low percentage hands. To take out big strong hands. I myself believe most sites are setup sites that 80% of the time give you a's or k's to get you out of the game by some one with 4's or 5 6 .. So I guess the worst one for me is someone saying"that's poker". ...Because really it isn't poker it's bingo . At one site I lost 15 times with pocket aces in a row . Allin, sloplayed and called allin, didn't matter how i played them. They were given to me because I wasn't playing s**t hands. The truth is I had a long chat with support on that site and after getting past the That's poker bull , was told that the newbies have to have a chance tooo, And they would not play any more if the good players took all their money .. Well I thought thats what play money was for .. .... That's not poker it's bs..You don't always win with aces I KNOW.....But you should win 30% of the time at least if there is only a couple people in it with you ..My saying I say alot is" bs site". Most online sites are sick the way they randomly distribute the cards. Nothing random about it I say. And the donkeys on these sites know they can win with 5 7 offsuit against k's and call allin's .. It makes me sick that over and over again I'm beat out by bs donkey hands and I played so tight and finally got a great hand. The fun goes out of the game when this happens. So someone saying that's poker doesn't really know what poker is. Somethings yes; all the time no..I would love to be able to slow play a good hand .You can't online,, your trips are beat by a flush runner runner evr time.Or you go in with pocket 10's and hit a 10 on the flop with a rainbow four nine with it , some nut calls allin with a k and hits turn Q and river J ..I wish there was a site that had realistic play.. I would delete the 6 or 7 sites that i play on in a flash. And believe me some are gone already because I just can't enjoy spending time at a site that continually rewards bad play.... That's poker
Joined: Jan '08
Location: Germany
Age: 41 (M)
Posts: 153
well, chat isn't really annoying me as i usually ignore it. the only thing that sometimes is annoying is "thank you", because almost everytime i see someone writing it, it just doesn't fit to the situation. you can say it when someone makes a real bad move, but not if you call and win with a coinflip or even give a badbeat. there are so many situations where someone makes everything right but loses. saying thank you then just shows you don't understand that and that you are not really a good player. about the "donk/fish" comments: usually the bad players make these comments, so if i get called something like that it doesn't annoy me
Joined: Feb '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 463
I realy hate people who are calling other people fish and donk and such. On the other hand it is kinda funny. But I think that's the most stupid thing to say.
Joined: Jun '09
Location: France
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 670
Hello everybody! PKR Just yesterday I had several such. In fact it was the players outside of the hand, who laughed at every bad beat I took myself to the River. And I'm taking a whole bunch yesterday. At the end is very annoying. Surely they do it for me make me on tilt. See you soon for new posts lol!
Joined: Apr '08
Location: Finland
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 1613
Posted by justjohn:
Posted by Davoodoo:
This game is too easy with fish like you at the table ...
like who??? and how can you say someone who bets on the best hand is a fish? your the type that turns poker into bingo..
What does that even have to do with what we were talking about ?
lol, i meant i im used to saying that phrase in chat to players who i have won a big pot from ... tilt and anger follows for my opponent = he rebuys full and loses it quickly again
It hadnt anything to do with previous posts ........
This game is too easy with fish like you at the table ...
like who??? and how can you say someone who bets on the best hand is a fish? your the type that turns poker into bingo..
What does that even have to do with what we were talking about ?
lol, i meant i im used to saying that phrase in chat to players who i have won a big pot from ... tilt and anger follows for my opponent = he rebuys full and loses it quickly again
It hadnt anything to do with previous posts ........
lol sry bot that thought you were talking to me after I opened up to ya all about some of the things that are said that bother me in the chat..
so iguess thats a good one to get the water boiling,," This game is too easy with fish like you at the table ..." lol thnx for the come back and straightening that out for me..
Joined: Nov '09
Location: Australia
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 715
very nice post man im lovin this thred anyway personally i hate "WP" its so anyoying WP could mean anything lol i just hate the whole thing why not say something like well done in full not just WD what id you had said " i last sucked out on a draw " LSD???
Joined: Nov '09
Location: Philippines
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 1011
there are a lot more of ways to see a bad chat, if might not be at the selection given... but definiteky there lots of profanity in a chat... i hope they will be warned or even suspende for doing such an act...
I think anyone who lol's at someone for getting a 
.. Well I thought thats what play money was for .. 
.... That's not 
