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11-Mar-10, 16:11 #1
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Posted 11-Mar-10, 16:11 #1
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vppappy 
Joined: Jul '09
Location: United States
Age: 86 (M)
Posts: 5
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VP Pappy’s
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF POKER
1. Thou shalt not worship any hand when thy suspects that better hands
are out there before thee.
2. Thou shalt attempt to make stacks of chips that reach to the heavens.
3. Thou shalt make no bets and raises in vain.
4. Thou shalt remember thy bankroll and keep it from becoming holy.
5. Thou shalt honor the rules of the game.
6. Thou shalt not murder the dealer.
7. Thou shalt not commit all thy chips to the pot without the best hand.
8. Thou shalt attempt to steal blinds and pots.
9. Thou shalt bear false bets and raises against thy neighbors.
10. Thou shalt covet and attempt to acquire thy neighbor's chips.
"Poker pros depend on fish for giving them their daily bread…Amen.”
--VP Pappy
Terrence “VP Pappy” Murphy
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11-Mar-10, 16:18 #2
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Posted 11-Mar-10, 16:18 #2
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shokaku
Joined: May '08
Location: Germany
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 6786
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I can accept most of those commandments, but is point 6 really that important? Most casinos should have more than one dealer.
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11-Mar-10, 16:31 #3
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Posted 11-Mar-10, 16:31 #3
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Flippedchips
Joined: Dec '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 42 (M)
Posts: 2087
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It seems u have did a better job than moses anyway 
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11-Mar-10, 16:39 #4
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Posted 11-Mar-10, 16:39 #4
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ih8usukouts
Joined: Jul '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 49 (M)
Posts: 1000
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Posted by Flippedchips: It seems u have did a better job than moses anyway |
Believe it or not these commandments will be followed much better than the ones Moses wrote 
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11-Mar-10, 23:49 #5
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Posted 11-Mar-10, 23:49 #5
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dozn01
Joined: Sep '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 5001
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i think i have broken all the rules above looks like i wont be going to poker heaven then
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12-Mar-10, 00:45 #6
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Posted 12-Mar-10, 00:45 #6
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Flippedchips
Joined: Dec '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 42 (M)
Posts: 2087
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Posted by dozn01: i think i have broken all the rules above looks like i wont be going to poker heaven then |
just as long as u repent dozn the poker gods wil forgive u
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12-Mar-10, 03:28 #7
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Posted 12-Mar-10, 03:28 #7
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oll1e999
Joined: Jun '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 483
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Posted by dozn01: i think i have broken all the rules above looks like i wont be going to poker heaven then |
you're probably going anyway, I dont think that gods a big poker player 
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12-Mar-10, 04:18 #8
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Posted 12-Mar-10, 04:18 #8
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Flippedchips
Joined: Dec '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 42 (M)
Posts: 2087
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Lets believe it who wants to go where god is when satans got sex, drugs, good music and poker all wrapped up s**t man send me to hell 
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12-Mar-10, 05:10 #9
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Posted 12-Mar-10, 05:10 #9
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horm4di
Joined: Oct '09
Location: France
Age: 36 (M)
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Posted by dozn01: i think i have broken all the rules above looks like i wont be going to poker heaven then |
Me too xD !!
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