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  11-Mar-10, 16:11   #1
VP PAPPY'S TEN COMMANDMENTS OF POKER 0 
vppappy 
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VP Pappy’s

TEN COMMANDMENTS OF POKER

1. Thou shalt not worship any hand when thy suspects that better hands
are out there before thee.

2. Thou shalt attempt to make stacks of chips that reach to the heavens.

3. Thou shalt make no bets and raises in vain.

4. Thou shalt remember thy bankroll and keep it from becoming holy.

5. Thou shalt honor the rules of the game.

6. Thou shalt not murder the dealer.

7. Thou shalt not commit all thy chips to the pot without the best hand.

8. Thou shalt attempt to steal blinds and pots.

9. Thou shalt bear false bets and raises against thy neighbors.

10. Thou shalt covet and attempt to acquire thy neighbor's chips.

"Poker pros depend on fish for giving them their daily bread…Amen.”
--VP Pappy

Terrence “VP Pappy” Murphy

     
  11-Mar-10, 16:18   #2
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shokaku 

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I can accept most of those commandments, but is point 6 really that important? Most casinos should have more than one dealer.

     
  11-Mar-10, 16:31   #3
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Flippedchips 

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It seems u have did a better job than moses anyway Big Smile

     
  11-Mar-10, 16:39   #4
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ih8usukouts 

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Posted by Flippedchips:
It seems u have did a better job than moses anyway Big Smile

Believe it or not these commandments will be followed much better than the ones Moses wrote Evil

     
  11-Mar-10, 23:49   #5
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dozn01 

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i think i have broken all the rules above looks like i wont be going to poker heaven then Big Smile

     
  12-Mar-10, 00:45   #6
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Flippedchips 

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Location: United Kingdom
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Posted by dozn01:
i think i have broken all the rules above looks like i wont be going to poker heaven then Big Smile


just as long as u repent dozn the poker gods wil forgive u

     
  12-Mar-10, 03:28   #7
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oll1e999 

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Posted by dozn01:
i think i have broken all the rules above looks like i wont be going to poker heaven then Big Smile

you're probably going anyway, I dont think that gods a big poker player Smile Smile Smile

     
  12-Mar-10, 04:18   #8
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Flippedchips 

Joined: Dec '09
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Lets believe it who wants to go where god is when satans got sex, drugs, good music and poker all wrapped up s**t man send me to hell Cool

     
  12-Mar-10, 05:10   #9
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horm4di 
Joined: Oct '09
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Posts: 25
Posted by dozn01:
i think i have broken all the rules above looks like i wont be going to poker heaven then Big Smile


Me too xD !!

     
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