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Chuck Norris doesnt read books, he stares them down till they give the information

If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken and tastes like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef, IT'S F***ING BEEF OK!

Before going to sleep Boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris


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Posted by oll1e999:
Posted by dozn01:
lol more topics on Chuck Norris,

some1 should do a thread on Chuck Norris jokes there funny as hell Big Smile

I just tried to find some more but google wouldnt search for them because it knows you dont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you



hahahahahaha thats classic Smile

     
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HEHE CHUCK NORRIS IS THE BEST .HE KICKS ass Smile)

     
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Posted by oll1e999:
chuck norris beats everything

apparantly he never wears a watch because he decides what time it is and in 1837 he round house kicked a horse in the chin, the horses descendants are now known as giraffes

Worship sure he wins!!!! looooooooool
you killed me with this one!!! Big Smile
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chuck norris computer is broken, it doesnt have the cntrl button on it.....cause chuck norris is always in cntrl

     
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CN leaves the hightlight on, when he is sleeping, so the darknes would not be afraid

     
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Posted by pokkerimees:
CN leaves the hightlight on, when he is sleeping, so the darknes would not be afraid

lol Big Smile Good one!

     
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Walker texas Ranger.
Sure!
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Posted by dozn01:
Posted by oll1e999:
Posted by dozn01:
lol more topics on Chuck Norris,

some1 should do a thread on Chuck Norris jokes there funny as hell Big Smile

I just tried to find some more but google wouldnt search for them because it knows you dont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you



hahahahahaha thats classic Smile

you may think im joking but go to google type in 'where can I find chuck norris' and click on IM FEELING LUCKY

     
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No way i cant belive so many votes for Chuck N when the red power ranger will so devistatingly knick Chuck's ass right off.
I must just say the red ranger is and has always been thye best. Blue... crap, Green.. gay, Yellow...panzie.
Red is the strongest by far.
Red ranger is the coolest ranger as well and Chuck N couldn't even take on 1 of the monsters the rangers have to fight Shock
Red ranger wouldn't just kick Chucks ass he would then eat the little fooker for breakfast.
No question in my tiny little brain the ranger rules. Blink
Nuff said, in'it. Thumbs Up

     
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More of Chuck Norris Facts : -

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice Smile **
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. **
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is “The Two”
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. **
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT’s, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
If you Google search “Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch the show ‘60 Minutes’. **
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris’ age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
* Again the saw to cut Chuck Norris hasn’t been invented, not even Diamonds.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter. **
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dont u guys remember the Ultimate Warrior - nobody can beat him
BUT i couldnt find a picture where they are both one it... Shock

     
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Posted by oll1e999:
you may think im joking but go to google type in 'where can I find chuck norris' and click on IM FEELING LUCKY


MUAHAHAHAHAHA Very cool Blink

     
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chuck norris is latin for ''ultimate fighter''

     
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haha hilarious thread. i always hated power rangers so walker all the way!

     
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You really have forgotten Chuck norris there Smile

     
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I forgot the rangers. old good times

     
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I would say Chuck Norris but i played against a guy 10 mins ago that got a royal flush and he won :/

     
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