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Joined: Mar '10
Location: Morocco
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 28
Posted by oll1e999: chuck norris beats everything
apparantly he never wears a watch because he decides what time it is and in 1837 he round house kicked a horse in the chin, the horses descendants are now known as giraffes
sure he wins!!!! looooooooool you killed me with this one!!!
Joined: Nov '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 2194
No way i cant belive so many votes for Chuck N when the red power ranger will so devistatingly knick Chuck's ass right off. I must just say the red ranger is and has always been thye best. Blue... crap, Green.. gay, Yellow...panzie. Red is the strongest by far. Red ranger is the coolest ranger as well and Chuck N couldn't even take on 1 of the monsters the rangers have to fight Red ranger wouldn't just kick Chucks ass he would then eat the little fooker for breakfast. No question in my tiny little brain the ranger rules. Nuff said, in'it.
Joined: Dec '09
Location: United Kingdom
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More of Chuck Norris Facts : -
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice ** In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. ** Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is “The Two” If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. ** Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT’s, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer. Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. If you Google search “Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch the show ‘60 Minutes’. ** Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris. The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris’ age is to cut him in half and count the rings. * Again the saw to cut Chuck Norris hasn’t been invented, not even Diamonds. Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal. If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter. **
sure he wins!!!! looooooooool
