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And i haven't seen a joke thread so this is what i'm doing.
1. A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?” Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.” DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?” Caller: “Goan… spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.” DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?” Caller: “Goan f**k yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?” Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.” DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?” Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.” DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?” Caller: “Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!”
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I bought my ex girlfriend a cook book called 'cheap and easy vegetarian cooking' which was perfect for her because not only is she vegetarian....
I have often wanted to drown my troubles....but I cant get the mother in law to go swimming
one day I saw 6 guys beating the up the mother in law, my wife said 'arent you going to help?' I said 'no, 6 should be enough'
A young girl went to confessions and said 'forgive me father for I have sinned' priest: 'what have you done?' gir: I called a man a son of a bitch priest: why? girl: he touched my hand priest: like this? (he grabs her hand) thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch girl: yes but then he threw me to the floor priest: like this? (he throws her to the floor) you still shouldnt of called him a son of a bitch girl: but then he stripped me preist: like this? (he rips her clothes off) you still shouldnt of called him a son of a bitch girl:but then he stuck his penis in me priest: like this? (puts his penis in her) you still shouldnt of called him that girl: but he has aids priest: THAT SON OF A BITCH!
Posted by done8989: And i haven't seen a joke thread so this is what i'm doing.
1. A radio station was running a competition ? words that weren?t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: ?96 FM here, what?s your name?? Caller: ?Hi, my name?s Dave.? DJ: ?Dave, what?s your word?? Caller: ?Goan? spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ?go-an?.? DJ: ?You are correct, Dave, ?goan? is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?? Caller: ?Goan f**k yourself!?
The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: ?96 FM, what?s your name?? Caller: ?Hi, me name?s Jeff.? DJ: ?Jeff, what?s your word?? Caller: ?Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ?smee?.? DJ: ?You are correct, Jeff, ?smee? is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?? Caller: ?Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!?
Why would you run a competition where people would use sentences with words that are NOT in the dictionary....
If a word doesnt exist then theres no sentence on earth that would make any sense with that word in it.
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Posted by fcumred:
Posted by done8989: And i haven't seen a joke thread so this is what i'm doing.
1. A radio station was running a competition ? words that weren?t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: ?96 FM here, what?s your name?? Caller: ?Hi, my name?s Dave.? DJ: ?Dave, what?s your word?? Caller: ?Goan? spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ?go-an?.? DJ: ?You are correct, Dave, ?goan? is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?? Caller: ?Goan f**k yourself!?
The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: ?96 FM, what?s your name?? Caller: ?Hi, me name?s Jeff.? DJ: ?Jeff, what?s your word?? Caller: ?Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ?smee?.? DJ: ?You are correct, Jeff, ?smee? is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?? Caller: ?Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!?
Why would you run a competition where people would use sentences with words that are NOT in the dictionary....
If a word doesnt exist then theres no sentence on earth that would make any sense with that word in it.
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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him,
“You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?”
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!” he says. “Welcome to heaven!”
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?”
Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.” Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!” he says. “Come on in!” Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?”
George W. looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”
