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walking home one night a sailor came across a young girl standing on a bridge preparing to jump, hold on the sailor said just wait , now your a young good looking girl with your life in front of you dont be silly and jump. I will tell you what said the sailor I sail tonight for America why dont you come along with me I will stow you away in a lifeboat and come everynight with food and drink to keep you happy and you can keep me happy, after some thought the young girls says , why not! what have I got to lose a new start might be all I need,, so that night the sailor sneeked the girl aboard and hid her in a life boat and every night he took her food and drink and then they made passionate love! till morning. This went on for some days until one day the captain discovered the girl while on his rounds, whats this he said to the girl why are you stowed away on my ship, well the girl told how the sailor had found her and offered to take her to America for a new life and how he had fed her and made passionate love to her every night,, well the captain stood back in shock, but young miss he said this is the River!! Mersey! ferry. Evil

Edited by midnight1954 (02 June 2010 @ 08:23 GMT)


     
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ha ha ha ha ha ,,,,,,,,,,,,, wooops

     
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somehow connected to poker...the RIVER... Big Smile Big Smile

     
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Posted by Supererou:
somehow connected to poker...the RIVER... Big Smile Big Smile


that's right ! what's this poker talk doing in the off-topic section???? Big Smile Cool

     
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Ok, so she was right in the first place, she should have jumped, well atleast she got to make passionate love (wtf?).

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Ps. be honest, is this what happened to you at some point in your life? If no, be more honest ; )

     
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Hi
WTF
Is this about YOU!??
LOL Confused

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by Supererou:
somehow connected to poker...the RIVER... Big Smile Big Smile


that's right ! what's this poker talk doing in the off-topic section???? Big Smile Cool

I know man.This should be at the "Hand Histories" section.Saved at the RIVER Confused

     
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Posted by Supererou:
Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by Supererou:
somehow connected to poker...the RIVER... Big Smile Big Smile


that's right ! what's this poker talk doing in the off-topic section???? Big Smile Cool

I know man.This should be at the "Hand Histories" section.Saved at the RIVER Confused


I know, this forums going to s**t.

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by Supererou:
somehow connected to poker...the RIVER... Big Smile Big Smile


that's right ! what's this poker talk doing in the off-topic section???? Big Smile Cool

truemaybe it should of been in the poker section,,most good players are con artists as was the sailor and the girl obviously was the fish,, but I am not sure if she did or did not get enough value out of the hand Shock Evil

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by Supererou:
somehow connected to poker...the RIVER... Big Smile Big Smile


that's right ! what's this poker talk doing in the off-topic section???? Big Smile Cool

truemaybe it should of been in the poker section,,most good players are con artists as was the sailor and the girl obviously was the fish,, but I am not sure if she did or did not get enough value out of the hand Shock Evil


Lol, i think it was definitely the sailor "value betting" the fish, on the river.

     
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ah quiet right those fish do tend to bite on the river

     
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What the f*ck is this? Shock

     
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Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
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Posted by Yuki555:
What the f*ck is this? Shock

dont you know , dont you get it? thick as a brick? chewing on a spoon? dummy fell out? Big Smile Aww crap!

     
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mmm i dont get it ???? Question was it a joke or what ?

     
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dont you think it a bit funny that the girl thought she was stowing away to America and the sailor had his way with her for a few nights and all the time she was on a ferry on a river? Evil

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
dont you think it a bit funny that the girl thought she was stowing away to America and the sailor had his way with her for a few nights and all the time she was on a ferry on a river? Evil

I got the joke, it wasn't actually funny :S. But isn't this kind of a metaphor for a poker hand?

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
dont you think it a bit funny that the girl thought she was stowing away to America and the sailor had his way with her for a few nights and all the time she was on a ferry on a river? Evil


All right, i get it, you are retarded. Im sorry for you. Have fun with your really sickly stupid jokes.

     
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me me me,, what you throwing your toys out the pram for silly billy, if you check this area is allowed to have jokes posted, as for it being sick well your welcome to your opinion and as for me being a retard well what can I say,, lol,, you having a bad day? Worship

     
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Well, sorry for bad comportement, maybe a bit insulting, but i thought that's really stupid joke and you told me that also when i asked you about it :

Posted by midnight1954:
dont you think it a bit funny that the girl thought she was stowing away to America and the sailor had his way with her for a few nights and all the time she was on a ferry on a river? Evil


Anyway, that's not a reason, i'll edit my post, sorry if i offended you but i really think your joke is bad Tongue


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S**t dunno how to edit on this forum, maybe actually i am the retarded one ^^

     
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