my hours have lasted three days now. when I've mad the best hand and we end allin he makes a runner runner flush made toppair with acekicker and him too he hits his kicker and so on and on and on Luckily I play sng so i minimize my losses but when it happens all the time it's annoying but well variance must turn at some time
Posted by youngbaboon: Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?
I dont understand I of course know what a jerk is and I have told a few to xxxx off! but how does this relate to a bad day at poker? and how would anyone get relieve from such action, no comprende, can I find more details online please send a link..
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Posted by midnight1954:
Posted by youngbaboon: Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?
I dont understand I of course know what a jerk is and I have told a few to xxxx off! but how does this relate to a bad day at poker? and how would anyone get relieve from such action, no comprende, can I find more details online please send a link..
after he loses all his money he has nothing else to do ...
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Posted by tongerlo: my hours have lasted three days now. when I've mad the best hand and we end allin he makes a runner runner flush made toppair with acekicker and him too he hits his kicker and so on and on and on Luckily I play sng so i minimize my losses but when it happens all the time it's annoying but well variance must turn at some time
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Posted by midnight1954:
Posted by youngbaboon: Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?
I dont understand I of course know what a jerk is and I have told a few to xxxx off! but how does this relate to a bad day at poker? and how would anyone get relieve from such action, no comprende, can I find more details online please send a link..
lol i hope ur jokin? he wasnt refering to jerk he was referin to jerkin off...masterbating..wackin off...chafing the carrot..chokin the chicken ..spankin ur monkey..beating ur meat..changing ur oil..five aginst one..hand to gland combat..Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump..slaming ur salami..wax ur willy..Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Weasle...
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Posted by arsenej1: he was referin to jerkin off...masterbating..wackin off...chafing the carrot..chokin the chicken ..spankin ur monkey..beating ur meat..changing ur oil..five aginst one..hand to gland combat..Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump..slaming ur salami..wax ur willy..Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Weasle...
Posted by youngbaboon: Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?
I dont understand I of course know what a jerk is and I have told a few to xxxx off! but how does this relate to a bad day at poker? and how would anyone get relieve from such action, no comprende, can I find more details online please send a link..
lol i hope ur jokin? he wasnt refering to jerk he was referin to jerkin off...masterbating..wackin off...chafing the carrot..chokin the chicken ..spankin ur monkey..beating ur meat..changing ur oil..five aginst one..hand to gland combat..Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump..slaming ur salami..wax ur willy..Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Weasle...
lol,,, yes I knew what he was on about but really a bad day at poker is only an excuse I reckon and I also reckon that he also beats the meat if i.e. it rains,snows or blows not to mention burning his toast , spilling his tea or any other hiccups during his day , I would hate to sit beside him on a bus in a traffic jam,,,,,
That would be the cake....
