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  10-Jun-10, 21:42   #1
A good jerk off after a bad day of poker +3   
youngbaboon 
Joined: May '10
Location: United States
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 59
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

     
  10-Jun-10, 22:06   #2
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tongerlo 
Joined: Apr '08
Location: Denmark
Age: 48 (M)
Posts: 217
my hours have lasted three days now.
when I've mad the best hand and we end allin he makes a runner runner flush
made toppair with acekicker and him too he hits his kicker and so on and on and on
Luckily I play sng so i minimize my losses but when it happens all the time it's annoying
but well variance must turn at some time
Spade Club Heart Diamond

     
  10-Jun-10, 22:22   #3
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KDRPKR 
Joined: Sep '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 214
No, only after a few good hours of poker, mmm nothing beats a good jerk and forplay with your nuts after getting the nuts the whole night.

     
  11-Jun-10, 00:22   #4
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teteban 
Joined: Apr '08
Location: Argentina
Age: 41 (M)
Posts: 748
Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

WTF? You only jerk off after poker?

     
  11-Jun-10, 00:59   #5
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arsenej1 

Joined: Mar '09
Location: Canada
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 3199
LO fuckin L.... any excuse is a good one

     
  11-Jun-10, 01:21   #6
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oll1e999 

Joined: Jun '09
Location: United Kingdom
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lmao

best way to get rid of the stress

     
  11-Jun-10, 10:07   #7
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midnight1954 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 65 (F)
Posts: 1010
Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

I dont understand I of course know what a jerk is and I have told a few to xxxx off! but how does this relate to a bad day at poker? and how would anyone get relieve from such action, no comprende, can I find more details online please send a link.. Confused

     
  11-Jun-10, 10:23   #8
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duck_1991 

Joined: Dec '09
Location: Romania
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 586
Posted by midnight1954:
Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

I dont understand I of course know what a jerk is and I have told a few to xxxx off! but how does this relate to a bad day at poker? and how would anyone get relieve from such action, no comprende, can I find more details online please send a link.. Confused

after he loses all his money he has nothing else to do ...

     
  11-Jun-10, 10:54   #9
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paulparadiis 

Joined: May '09
Location: Estonia
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 777
Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

Don't you feel guilty about that, Mr. Guilt? Big Smile

Club

     
  11-Jun-10, 11:30   #10
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Fackinas 
Joined: Oct '09
Location: Lithuania
Age: 29 (F)
Posts: 1180
Posted by tongerlo:
my hours have lasted three days now.
when I've mad the best hand and we end allin he makes a runner runner flush
made toppair with acekicker and him too he hits his kicker and so on and on and on
Luckily I play sng so i minimize my losses but when it happens all the time it's annoying
but well variance must turn at some time
Spade Club Heart Diamond

;]]

     
  11-Jun-10, 15:11   #11
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SuperNoob 

Joined: May '09
Location: India
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Posts: 4873
Posted by duck_1991:
after he loses all his money he has nothing else to do ...

+1 Thumbs Up
better to do this than feel bad for ur poker losses

     
  11-Jun-10, 15:22   #12
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arsenej1 

Joined: Mar '09
Location: Canada
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 3199
Posted by midnight1954:
Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

I dont understand I of course know what a jerk is and I have told a few to xxxx off! but how does this relate to a bad day at poker? and how would anyone get relieve from such action, no comprende, can I find more details online please send a link.. Confused


lol i hope ur jokin? he wasnt refering to jerk he was referin to jerkin off...masterbating..wackin off...chafing the carrot..chokin the chicken ..spankin ur monkey..beating ur meat..changing ur oil..five aginst one..hand to gland combat..Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump..slaming ur salami..wax ur willy..Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Weasle... Cool

     
  11-Jun-10, 15:28   #13
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MANUEDO 
Joined: Apr '08
Location: Italy
Age: 54 (M)
Posts: 1955
Now I understood Big Smile Big Smile Better to fu** just not to become blind Cool , but to do it you have to win before or you flop again Big Smile Big Smile

     
  11-Jun-10, 16:20   #14
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jporp 

Joined: Aug '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 411
Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?


LOOOOOL

Sick person Big Smile

     
  11-Jun-10, 17:30   #15
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lokipoker 
Joined: May '08
Location: Denmark
Age: 41 (M)
Posts: 89
few things beat a good jerk

     
  11-Jun-10, 20:44   #16
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B1gfoot 

Joined: Mar '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 40 (M)
Posts: 6714
LOL, your starting to scare me.
BTW thats not what the mean when they ask you to deposit.

     
  12-Jun-10, 06:26   #17
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youngbaboon 
Joined: May '10
Location: United States
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 59
HAHAHAHAHA

     
  12-Jun-10, 22:25   #18
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magatt966 

Joined: Jan '09
Location: Italy
Age: 49 (M)
Posts: 3851
Posted by arsenej1:
he was referin to jerkin off...masterbating..wackin off...chafing the carrot..chokin the chicken ..spankin ur monkey..beating ur meat..changing ur oil..five aginst one..hand to gland combat..Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump..slaming ur salami..wax ur willy..Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Weasle... Cool


LMFAO
can't explain it better Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

five against one is my favourite

     
  13-Jun-10, 09:01   #19
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midnight1954 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 65 (F)
Posts: 1010
Posted by arsenej1:
Posted by midnight1954:
Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

I dont understand I of course know what a jerk is and I have told a few to xxxx off! but how does this relate to a bad day at poker? and how would anyone get relieve from such action, no comprende, can I find more details online please send a link.. Confused


lol i hope ur jokin? he wasnt refering to jerk he was referin to jerkin off...masterbating..wackin off...chafing the carrot..chokin the chicken ..spankin ur monkey..beating ur meat..changing ur oil..five aginst one..hand to gland combat..Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump..slaming ur salami..wax ur willy..Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Weasle... Cool

lol,,, yes I knew what he was on about but really a bad day at poker is only an excuse I reckon and I also reckon that he also beats the meat if i.e. it rains,snows or blows not to mention burning his toast , spilling his tea or any other hiccups during his day , I would hate to sit beside him on a bus in a traffic jam,,,,, Confused Shock

     
  13-Jun-10, 10:04   #20
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MonstRMagnet 

Joined: Feb '10
Location: Netherlands
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 3
Wooohahahahaaa, oooooh really mate, i sure hope i'm never ever gonna whoop your a Dollar Dollar in a live game !!! Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Tongue That would be the cake....

     
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