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A good jerk off after a bad day of poker  +3   
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

     
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my hours have lasted three days now.
when I've mad the best hand and we end allin he makes a runner runner flush
made toppair with acekicker and him too he hits his kicker and so on and on and on
Luckily I play sng so i minimize my losses but when it happens all the time it's annoying
but well variance must turn at some time
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No, only after a few good hours of poker, mmm nothing beats a good jerk and forplay with your nuts after getting the nuts the whole night.

     
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Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

WTF? You only jerk off after poker?

     
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LO fuckin L.... any excuse is a good one

     
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lmao

best way to get rid of the stress

     
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Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

I dont understand I of course know what a jerk is and I have told a few to xxxx off! but how does this relate to a bad day at poker? and how would anyone get relieve from such action, no comprende, can I find more details online please send a link.. Confused

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

I dont understand I of course know what a jerk is and I have told a few to xxxx off! but how does this relate to a bad day at poker? and how would anyone get relieve from such action, no comprende, can I find more details online please send a link.. Confused

after he loses all his money he has nothing else to do ...

     
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Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

Don't you feel guilty about that, Mr. Guilt? Big Smile

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Posted by tongerlo:
my hours have lasted three days now.
when I've mad the best hand and we end allin he makes a runner runner flush
made toppair with acekicker and him too he hits his kicker and so on and on and on
Luckily I play sng so i minimize my losses but when it happens all the time it's annoying
but well variance must turn at some time
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Posted by duck_1991:
after he loses all his money he has nothing else to do ...

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better to do this than feel bad for ur poker losses

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

I dont understand I of course know what a jerk is and I have told a few to xxxx off! but how does this relate to a bad day at poker? and how would anyone get relieve from such action, no comprende, can I find more details online please send a link.. Confused


lol i hope ur jokin? he wasnt refering to jerk he was referin to jerkin off...masterbating..wackin off...chafing the carrot..chokin the chicken ..spankin ur monkey..beating ur meat..changing ur oil..five aginst one..hand to gland combat..Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump..slaming ur salami..wax ur willy..Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Weasle... Cool

     
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Now I understood Big Smile Big Smile Better to fu** just not to become blind Cool , but to do it you have to win before or you flop again Big Smile Big Smile

     
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Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?


LOOOOOL

Sick person Big Smile

     
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few things beat a good jerk

     
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LOL, your starting to scare me.
BTW thats not what the mean when they ask you to deposit.

     
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HAHAHAHAHA

     
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Posted by arsenej1:
he was referin to jerkin off...masterbating..wackin off...chafing the carrot..chokin the chicken ..spankin ur monkey..beating ur meat..changing ur oil..five aginst one..hand to gland combat..Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump..slaming ur salami..wax ur willy..Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Weasle... Cool


LMFAO
can't explain it better Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

five against one is my favourite

     
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Posted by arsenej1:
Posted by midnight1954:
Posted by youngbaboon:
Any else feel the need to jerk off after a really bad few hours of poker?

I dont understand I of course know what a jerk is and I have told a few to xxxx off! but how does this relate to a bad day at poker? and how would anyone get relieve from such action, no comprende, can I find more details online please send a link.. Confused


lol i hope ur jokin? he wasnt refering to jerk he was referin to jerkin off...masterbating..wackin off...chafing the carrot..chokin the chicken ..spankin ur monkey..beating ur meat..changing ur oil..five aginst one..hand to gland combat..Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump..slaming ur salami..wax ur willy..Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Weasle... Cool

lol,,, yes I knew what he was on about but really a bad day at poker is only an excuse I reckon and I also reckon that he also beats the meat if i.e. it rains,snows or blows not to mention burning his toast , spilling his tea or any other hiccups during his day , I would hate to sit beside him on a bus in a traffic jam,,,,, Confused Shock

     
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Wooohahahahaaa, oooooh really mate, i sure hope i'm never ever gonna whoop your a Dollar Dollar in a live game !!! Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Tongue That would be the cake....

     
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