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A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes. Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer ball.
- That's nice.
- Do you want to buy it?
- No, thanks.
- My dad is outside.
- Ok, how much?
- 250 dollars.
After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer cleats.
Remembering what happened last time, man asks:
- How much?
- 750 dollars.
- Ok.
After few days, father says to his son:
- Lets go and play soccer.
- I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats.
- How much did you get?
- 1000 dollars.
- That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth. That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.
Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says:
- It's dark here.
Priest:
- Don't start with that s**t again!!!
Big Smile

     
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something is not wright with your way of posting :-??

     
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Great baby have copy great Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
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lol make one thred entitled joke! lol insted of over 5000 but i do like them

     
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That is a nice one, just keep on coming.

     
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what with all the jokes? why dont you just do them on 1 thread instead of making new thread then we can see all of your jokes at once, ive looked back to early threads and found this joke, one of my fav,


Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teach?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"


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ahhahaa @ r3dr0cks - you really made me LOL Thumbs Up

     
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thank you ( I didnt mean to thumbs down you i feel bad now i cant change it sorry lol Big Smile

     
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thats funny ^^

     
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A nice one, but joke with the priest was better Smile

     
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