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Poker Conspiracy Self-Support Group   +4   
A loose network of individuals mainly dozn01, generally connected through online communications,
dedicated to spreading the belief that 'online' poker is 'rigged'.
The most common belief is that players are 'fed' above-average starting hands to make them play more pots, thus supposedly increasing rake for the site.

An objective analysis quickly reveals this to be unworkable. Pre-loading players with excellent starting hands would in fact *lower* rake overall. This is because such a practice would invariably cause play to occur over a small number of large pots, rather than a large number of small pots. Since most sites 'cap' the rake at a given figure (typically taking a maximum of $3 per pot regardless of size), this would be deleterious to profit. Additionally, after a small series of large pots, *at least* one person at the table will have lost all their money. Hence no more pots (and thus no more rake) *at all*.

The nonsensicality of the Poker Conspiracy Self-Support Group's beliefs is no deterrent to the promulgation of their credo. This is because these are, invariably, losing players, who do not wish to acknowledge that they have been repeatedly beaten in a game of skill by players whose skill is superior to theirs. It is perhaps a noteworthy comment on the human condition that such conspiracies do not exist with regards to other skill games where money is not directly used as a tool of play.

The Poker Conspiracy Self-Support Group exists so that its members may continue to delude themselves about their poker ability, comfort each other over their soooooo-so rigged rivers, ignore pot odds and implied odds, and collectively justify committing mass credit-card fraud, since 'it's not stealing if they're thieves too'.

I made the nuts on the flop, checked, and checked the turn... this MOFO is there checkin' right back behind me... river... a DIAMOND omfg so f-in RIGGED, the guy had a FLUSH omg roflmao can't believe he HAD A FLUSH... NO F-ING WAY THE ODDS ARE LIKE QUADRILLIONS TO ONE I'm off to join the Poker Conspiracy Self-Support Group!

please leave your name and dozn01 will get back to you.................... Big Smile

Edited by dozn01 (15 July 2010 @ 15:50 GMT)


     
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used to avoiding repeative typing - to avoid "writing" note: if proceeding with copy and paste, please read it and make enough changes to call it your own

Source http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=copy+and...

     
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not calling it my own but glad to know you google it or bing it Big Smile ,

just sounded funny thought i share it no harm done but cheers for pointing that out spoill sport,,,,,



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spoil+sport

     
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LOL, just b4 you get to carried away with the C&P from there Blink
You have the same problem as me, its obvious when its not your own work as its all in good English.
But on a + side it looks like we can make more than 1 poll a day now.

Edited by B1gfoot (15 July 2010 @ 16:19 GMT)


     
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cheers my friend Thumbs Up Smile

     
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haha priceless, yes, please count me in. I have just had one of those that made my day

     
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what on earth do you mean by that... lol Cool

     
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Count me in Big Smile

     
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why would you check on the flop?you should use check and call as little as posible,you re main moves should be fold and raise.

to the odds:

uncovered cards: 52-6=46
outs: 13-4 = 9
46-9=37
37:9=4:1

4:1 its pretty good deal if you consider you have to only check to get the chance.

You should have played he hand more agresive.You re fault.

     
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Posted by karisteon:
why would you check on the flop?you should use check and call as little as posible,you re main moves should be fold and raise.

to the odds:

uncovered cards: 52-6=46
outs: 13-4 = 9
46-9=37
37:9=4:1

4:1 its pretty good deal if you consider you have to only check to get the chance.

You should have played he hand more agresive.You re fault.


i have the feeling u hve missed the point either that or i missed ur point Confused

     
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nice stuff to read on my way to office. funny enough!

anyway... when i loose i just think that i am donk

     
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Posted by Flippedchips:
Posted by karisteon:
why would you check on the flop?you should use check and call as little as posible,you re main moves should be fold and raise.

to the odds:

uncovered cards: 52-6=46
outs: 13-4 = 9
46-9=37
37:9=4:1

4:1 its pretty good deal if you consider you have to only check to get the chance.

You should have played he hand more agresive.You re fault.


i have the feeling u hve missed the point either that or i missed ur point Confused

This is either a case of amazing humor, or amazing unability to understand what is read. Or, peshapps, signs of an amazing fixation of poker. (Having read through all of the text all he could think of was that the hand was played wrong.)

     
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Posted by Kerdisas:
nice stuff to read on my way to office. funny enough!

anyway... when i loose i just think that i am donk


sometimes the same feeling was for me but i know that oneday ill win huge and hope it will be soon Smile

good luck all
also can count me dozn

     
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Like Phil Helmut blaming the dealer when he's losing. Big Smile Thumbs Up

     
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Quite funnt thread. I totally agree with you and candidate myself as chairman ( if still available ) Big Smile Big Smile Rigged forever Worship Worship

     
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Posted by B1gfoot:
used to avoiding repeative typing - to avoid "writing" note: if proceeding with copy and paste, please read it and make enough changes to call it your own

Source http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=copy+and...

;]

     
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online poker is rigged, and there are no reasons why it should not be rigged...

     
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Online poker is rigged to the length of, don't know if you all have notice but when you are in a tournament and you are going heads up in the middle of the tournament with someone that has more chips than you, you will 70% of the time lose if you are going to be all in because the big stack mostly always wins.

Anyway they just my thoughts.

     
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now thats good Big Smile

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Posted by Pjot:
Posted by Flippedchips:
Posted by karisteon:
why would you check on the flop?you should use check and call as little as posible,you re main moves should be fold and raise.

to the odds:

uncovered cards: 52-6=46
outs: 13-4 = 9
46-9=37
37:9=4:1

4:1 its pretty good deal if you consider you have to only check to get the chance.

You should have played he hand more agresive.You re fault.


i have the feeling u hve missed the point either that or i missed ur point Confused

This is either a case of amazing humor, or amazing unability to understand what is read. Or, peshapps, signs of an amazing fixation of poker. (Having read through all of the text all he could think of was that the hand was played wrong.)

but hes right you should of went all in on the flop and crossed your legs arms fingers ,, well that what I do

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
now thats good Big Smile

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Posted by Pjot:
Posted by Flippedchips:
Posted by karisteon:
why would you check on the flop?you should use check and call as little as posible,you re main moves should be fold and raise.

to the odds:

uncovered cards: 52-6=46
outs: 13-4 = 9
46-9=37
37:9=4:1

4:1 its pretty good deal if you consider you have to only check to get the chance.

You should have played he hand more agresive.You re fault.


i have the feeling u hve missed the point either that or i missed ur point Confused

This is either a case of amazing humor, or amazing unability to understand what is read. Or, peshapps, signs of an amazing fixation of poker. (Having read through all of the text all he could think of was that the hand was played wrong.)

but hes right you should of went all in on the flop and crossed your legs arms fingers ,, well that what I do




lmao this never happened......................

this is a copy and paste thread b1gfoot even gave the source of where i got it from,
but what even amazing that nobody ever reads the post properly..............

     
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