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Maybe you'll laugh at it.I did.
These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When they arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first guy says “It’s gotta be the booze. I’m always drunk.” The Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of.
The guy’s thinking, “F**k yeah! Look at all this alcohol!” and runs into the room.
The second guy says, “It’s the women. I could never stay faithful to my wife.”
The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking naked women that you have ever seen. And he would be the only guy in there for 100 years. He couldn’t believe it. His d**k was instantly hard and he went hauling ass into the room and the Devil shut the door.
The third man said “It’s gotta be the bud. I’m always tokin’ up.”
The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot tall, icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death bud. The stoner can’t believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him.
One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the three men.
He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He’s got an empty bottle in one hand, he’s completely naked, hasn’t shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, s**t and piss. “I’ll never drink again!” he says.
The devil tells him that at least he learned something and decides to give him a second shot at life.
The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out even faster than when he went in. “I’m fucking gay!” he screams.
The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and gives him another chance as well.
The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and nothing has changed. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was 100 years ago.
The devil asks him if he learned anything.
The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek.
THC is not active unless it's heated. Possibly if you eat bucketloads. But basically that's why people smoke it or cook it
Wrong....you can eat it, and it works, even longer and harder then a smoke. Personally i prefer smoking. but when locked up for 100 years, i think i'll spend a week to eat it all and then sleep for a 100 years
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Posted by smaffie:
Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by dozn01: i would of eaten it
THC is not active unless it's heated. Possibly if you eat bucketloads. But basically that's why people smoke it or cook it
Wrong....you can eat it, and it works, even longer and harder then a smoke. Personally i prefer smoking. but when locked up for 100 years, i think i'll spend a week to eat it all and then sleep for a 100 years
hmm. ok. Yes i know it works harder/longer eaten. But I always though you needed to heat it / cook it. Not eat it raw. But ok
Posted by Supererou: ------------ You Know You Play Too Much Poker When�
1. You start classifying people on your life as �weak-tight� or �loose-passive,� even when they�ve never set foot in a poker room.
2. You use the phrase �bad beat� when lending a sympathetic ear to a friend.
3. The guy on TV didn�t win the lottery, he had the �nut ticket�.
4. It�s been more than 24 hours since the first time you told yourself �Just one more round and then I�ll get some sleep.�
5. Your two ATM cards and five credit cards have all reached their maximum cash advance for the day.
6. You figure if your family leaves you that will give you more time and money and you can move up to a bigger limit.
7. You have 12 games on your computer, solitaire, minesweeper, and 10 poker games.
8. Your kids are named Check and Raise.
9. Your bathroom library consists of Card Player and Poker Digest.
10. The only reason you go to your in-law�s for christmas is for the 5c piece game after dinner.
12. You are having such a bad day at hold �em that you decide to take a break� and play Omaha.
13. Your sweetie gets a certain look in her eye and you think it means that she wants to go to the cardroom.
14. You have nightmares about your cards changing during the hand.
15. You have a poker chip in your pocket right now.
lol ... I liked the last one. BTW, personally, if it was an exam, ... i wouldn't pass it ... my marks: 7/15 [even my two cats are named Brunson and Gus ]
I havent and maybe I will. But the reason i play minesweeper (and occasionally solitaire) is because I'm not a gamer (anymore) and i enjoy them because they are simple. Also, the only mobile phone game I ever play is snake 1/2 lol.
So whilst 3D minesweeper probably is not without merit, I'll stick to my basic minesweeper.. even the windows7 minesweeper kinda annoys me.. seems laggy.
Posted by jessthehuman: I havent and maybe I will. But the reason i play minesweeper (and occasionally solitaire) is because I'm not a gamer (anymore) and i enjoy them because they are simple. Also, the only mobile phone game I ever play is snake 1/2 lol.
cool, i love simple games too. When i'm bored i always sit in my arcade machine and play for 5 minutes, no more, to a retro game like space invaders, tetris, rolling thunder, ... just a coin and play!
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Even though you annoy the HELL out of me on Absolute , as a stoner, I really appreciate this. The worst feeling I have is having packed a piece or rolled up, ready to kill some brain cells, and my lighter fucking dies on me. I always keep spares so it's usually only a temporary inconvenience , but if I was in that third guy's situation . . .
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Posted by DaMessiah666:
Posted by jessthehuman: I havent and maybe I will. But the reason i play minesweeper (and occasionally solitaire) is because I'm not a gamer (anymore) and i enjoy them because they are simple. Also, the only mobile phone game I ever play is snake 1/2 lol.
cool, i love simple games too. When i'm bored i always sit in my arcade machine and play for 5 minutes, no more, to a retro game like space invaders, tetris, rolling thunder, ... just a coin and play!
yeh man, tetris, space invader.. exactly. I love that s**t.
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Posted by KoldShadow: Even though you annoy the HELL out of me on Absolute , as a stoner, I really appreciate this. The worst feeling I have is having packed a piece or rolled up, ready to kill some brain cells, and my lighter fucking dies on me. I always keep spares so it's usually only a temporary inconvenience , but if I was in that third guy's situation . . .
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, as a stoner, I really appreciate this. The worst feeling I have is having packed a piece or rolled up, ready to kill some brain cells, and my lighter fucking dies on me. I always keep spares so it's usually only a temporary inconvenience 
, but if I was in that third guy's situation . . . 
