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I liked the first joke best of the two. Keep em comming.

     
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Big Smile first joke rules. heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Smile))

     
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Yeah, dude, you're TOMAMIHAI, and we've played a few times now. You always ask stupid-a$$ questions, trying to distract the players. Angry Your avatar on BRM is the same as it is on Cereus. You still owe me $5 for answering where you were from . . . c'mon, don't be a lame, SHIP $5 to DAKOLDSHADOW on Cereus network! Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar

     
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Posted by KoldShadow:
Yeah, dude, you're TOMAMIHAI, and we've played a few times now. You always ask stupid-a$$ questions, trying to distract the players. Angry Your avatar on BRM is the same as it is on Cereus. You still owe me $5 for answering where you were from . . . c'mon, don't be a lame, SHIP $5 to DAKOLDSHADOW on Cereus network! Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar

LMAO!!!now I remember man...Come on...Don't be pathetyc with the 5 $.


     
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Posted by Supererou:

LMAO!!!now I remember man...Come on...Don't be pathetyc with the 5 $.




I should've known you were blowing hot air, LOL. Fine, don't ship it, I'll get it from you on the felt eventually Blink . . . see you at the tables!

     
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Posted by KoldShadow:
Posted by Supererou:

LMAO!!!now I remember man...Come on...Don't be pathetyc with the 5 $.




I should've known you were blowing hot air, LOL. Fine, don't ship it, I'll get it from you on the felt eventually Blink . . . see you at the tables!


/GL

Sounds like he DOES owe you $5 Big Smile nice one. I say take his whole roll for not being man enough to ship it.

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by KoldShadow:
Posted by Supererou:

LMAO!!!now I remember man...Come on...Don't be pathetyc with the 5 $.




I should've known you were blowing hot air, LOL. Fine, don't ship it, I'll get it from you on the felt eventually Blink . . . see you at the tables!


/GL

Sounds like he DOES owe you $5 Big Smile nice one. I say take his whole roll for not being man enough to ship it.


Hey, my motto is, your word is your bond, especially if you're a MAN, not a b!tch! Tongue LOL In any case, if he doesn't ship it, I think the Poker Gods will look in favor upon me if we get heads up and I have KK, vs. his AA. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
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Posted by KoldShadow:
Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by KoldShadow:
Posted by Supererou:

LMAO!!!now I remember man...Come on...Don't be pathetyc with the 5 $.




I should've known you were blowing hot air, LOL. Fine, don't ship it, I'll get it from you on the felt eventually Blink . . . see you at the tables!


/GL

Sounds like he DOES owe you $5 Big Smile nice one. I say take his whole roll for not being man enough to ship it.


Hey, my motto is, your word is your bond, especially if you're a MAN, not a b!tch! Tongue LOL In any case, if he doesn't ship it, I think the Poker Gods will look in favor upon me if we get heads up and I have KK, vs. his AA. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


Hehe I hope so. I agree with you. I wouldn't care about the $5. But it would s**t me, because if I make an offer like that, I ALWAYS stick to my word. F**k, if i was gonna break my word on something, it'd be a lot more than $5 lol. I'd rather pay that than look like a dishonest prick.

     
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OMFG thats F*****G sick Smile)

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by KoldShadow:
Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by KoldShadow:
Posted by Supererou:

LMAO!!!now I remember man...Come on...Don't be pathetyc with the 5 $.




I should've known you were blowing hot air, LOL. Fine, don't ship it, I'll get it from you on the felt eventually Blink . . . see you at the tables!


/GL

Sounds like he DOES owe you $5 Big Smile nice one. I say take his whole roll for not being man enough to ship it.


Hey, my motto is, your word is your bond, especially if you're a MAN, not a b!tch! Tongue LOL In any case, if he doesn't ship it, I think the Poker Gods will look in favor upon me if we get heads up and I have KK, vs. his AA. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


Hehe I hope so. I agree with you. I wouldn't care about the $5. But it would s**t me, because if I make an offer like that, I ALWAYS stick to my word. F**k, if i was gonna break my word on something, it'd be a lot more than $5 lol. I'd rather pay that than look like a dishonest prick.

OK,I tried to transfer it but I need more raked hands in order to transfer...WTF...dishonest prick???

     
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Posted by Supererou:
Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by KoldShadow:
Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by KoldShadow:
Posted by Supererou:

LMAO!!!now I remember man...Come on...Don't be pathetyc with the 5 $.




I should've known you were blowing hot air, LOL. Fine, don't ship it, I'll get it from you on the felt eventually Blink . . . see you at the tables!


/GL

Sounds like he DOES owe you $5 Big Smile nice one. I say take his whole roll for not being man enough to ship it.


Hey, my motto is, your word is your bond, especially if you're a MAN, not a b!tch! Tongue LOL In any case, if he doesn't ship it, I think the Poker Gods will look in favor upon me if we get heads up and I have KK, vs. his AA. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


Hehe I hope so. I agree with you. I wouldn't care about the $5. But it would s**t me, because if I make an offer like that, I ALWAYS stick to my word. F**k, if i was gonna break my word on something, it'd be a lot more than $5 lol. I'd rather pay that than look like a dishonest prick.

OK,I tried to transfer it but I need more raked hands in order to transfer...WTF...dishonest prick???





no comment.................... Shock

     
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Posted by dozn01:
Posted by Supererou:
Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by KoldShadow:
Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by KoldShadow:
Posted by Supererou:

LMAO!!!now I remember man...Come on...Don't be pathetyc with the 5 $.




I should've known you were blowing hot air, LOL. Fine, don't ship it, I'll get it from you on the felt eventually Blink . . . see you at the tables!


/GL

Sounds like he DOES owe you $5 Big Smile nice one. I say take his whole roll for not being man enough to ship it.


Hey, my motto is, your word is your bond, especially if you're a MAN, not a b!tch! Tongue LOL In any case, if he doesn't ship it, I think the Poker Gods will look in favor upon me if we get heads up and I have KK, vs. his AA. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


Hehe I hope so. I agree with you. I wouldn't care about the $5. But it would s**t me, because if I make an offer like that, I ALWAYS stick to my word. F**k, if i was gonna break my word on something, it'd be a lot more than $5 lol. I'd rather pay that than look like a dishonest prick.

OK,I tried to transfer it but I need more raked hands in order to transfer...WTF...dishonest prick???





no comment.................... Shock


Dozn01 is wordless
Shock
This must be some kind of record Thumbs Up

     
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Posted by SonFelix:
Posted by dozn01:

no comment.................... Shock


Dozn01 is wordless
Shock
This must be some kind of record Thumbs Up

he is no comment .... not wordless Smile) he still posts

     
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You currently have: 2019 Points/Hands (updated: Thursday, September 2)
Before you can cash out any money at UB, you must first play 5000 raked hands.
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Posted by Supererou:
You currently have: 2019 Points/Hands (updated: Thursday, September 2)
Before you can cash out any money at UB, you must first play 5000 raked hands.
......


Fair enough . . . hahaha, it's hilarious how off-topic your thread has become, just because of your "offer". Tongue

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Posted by jessthehuman:

Hehe I hope so. I agree with you. I wouldn't care about the $5. But it would s**t me, because if I make an offer like that, I ALWAYS stick to my word. F**k, if i was gonna break my word on something, it'd be a lot more than $5 lol. I'd rather pay that than look like a dishonest prick.


Yeah, I wouldn't have bothered to look up the answer to his question if he said $20 or more, because there's no reason for me to take that seriously. I am glad that he is finally following through on his offer, however . . . it'd be a shame to see American-Romanian relations degrade because of this incident. Tongue Tongue Tongue

Edited by KoldShadow (16 September 2010 @ 01:04 GMT)


     
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INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT POKER



At least 65,000,000 Americans regularly play poker



Dead mans hand is Aces and Eights



Getting dealt 10,2 is referred to as Doyle Brunson because he won back to back World Series with the hand.



In the 1800s, 2,000 to 2,500 riverboat gamblers played poker on American Waterways. By contemporary accounts, no more than four of these poker players were honest all the time. A straight beat a flush at this time.



Las Vegas Casinos are not legally obligated to pay off their gambling debts



Due to French influence, Spades represent Royalty, Diamonds represent Merchants, Clubs represent the peasants, and hearts represent the clergy



Playing cards were introduced in Europe in the 1300s



When Columbus landed in 1492 in North America, his men plucked wide leaves from trees, drew pictures on them and played cards.



Former President Richard Nixon won $6,000 playing poker in his first two months in the U.S. Navy during WWll. That is roughly equal to $42,640 in 2004 dollars. He used that money as well as more poker winnings to finance his run for the U.S. Congress in 1946, which he won.



The earliest known game of texas holdem was played in Robstown, Texas, in the early 1900s. The game was brought to Las Vegas by a group of Texan gamblers and card players, including Doyle "Texas Dolly" Brunson, Crandell Addington, and Amarillo Slim.



Wild Bill Hickok was a big poker player, in fact, he was shot in the back whilst playing poker – his hand was Eights and Aces. (Dead mans hand),



The Poker Hall of Fame was created in 1979, and seven players were enshrined, including Johnny Moss, Red Winn, James Butler "Wild Bill" Hickok and Edmund Hoyle.



The name given to the strongest hand in High-Low poker is The Wheel.



Jack Strauss was the incredible poker player who went on to win the Las Vegas World Poker Championship with just ONE CHIP!!



Poker player Doyle Brunson was the first player to win $1 million in tournament play when he won the 1976 and 1977 World Championships.



Age of oldest player to win a World Series of Poker bracelet is 80



Total number of possible poker hands in a 52-card deck: 2,598,960



Odds of making a royal flush: 649,740 to 1

     
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really funny story, more of these please

     
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