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Anyone play on Jokerstars? if so, you noticed AA NEVER wins, EVER, best hand pre flop NEVER wins, ever!!!! So much sick suck outs and bad beats its unreal. Back to tilt for me

     
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what stakes are you playing... how much do u have in your bankroll?

     
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Posted by godward89:
Anyone play on Jokerstars? if so, you noticed AA NEVER wins, EVER, best hand pre flop NEVER wins, ever!!!! So much sick suck outs and bad beats its unreal. Back to tilt for me


WOW ! - Great post idiot.

That must be why PS has so much traffic. Because it's completely flawed. That makes total sense. Retard.

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by godward89:
Anyone play on Jokerstars? if so, you noticed AA NEVER wins, EVER, best hand pre flop NEVER wins, ever!!!! So much sick suck outs and bad beats its unreal. Back to tilt for me


WOW ! - Great post idiot.

That must be why PS has so much traffic. Because it's completely flawed. That makes total sense. Retard.


LOL- I was thinking the same thing, must be th reason why ps has most traffic.

Jess - I know I say sometimes rude to some players, but you dont hold back at all Cool

     
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lol. Mostly because I aren't a winning Player Kristan. but I have the balls to admit it. I have fkn s**t bankroll management. I play like a degenerate fool. But I don't blame the poker rooms or anything else. So it just s**ts me the other people post rubbish like this that just makes no sense whatever. It seriously doesn't take much to man up online. No reason to try and talk big here, no one gives a f**k anyway.

Also, I'm a pretty intelligent guy and logical by nature. And scientist by nature. And I hate these random f**king claims people make without explaining it or backing it up. They talk big, but I just imagine a chimp in people clothes.

edit: Speaking of random unfounded claims Blink maybe guys like this just rep for FTP ...

Edited by jessthehuman (03 September 2010 @ 08:10 GMT)


     
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Posted by godward89:
you noticed AA NEVER wins, EVER, best hand pre flop NEVER wins, ever!!!!

You are wrong. Here is a proof from yesterday's session.

PokerStars Game #49041106195: Tournament #307291093, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2010/09/03 1:13:28 MSK [2010/09/02 17:13:28 ET]
Table '307291093 3' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Hero (1470 in chips)
Seat 2: G0rK__ (930 in chips)
Seat 3: rookie1609x (2040 in chips)
Seat 4: xiximaris (1470 in chips)
Seat 5: DeivisAA (1450 in chips)
Seat 6: molemeister (1470 in chips)
Seat 7: assafklein (1830 in chips)
Seat 8: Faca75 (1390 in chips)
Seat 9: MisterZom (1450 in chips)
G0rK__: posts small blind 10
rookie1609x: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Th 8c]
xiximaris: folds
DeivisAA: folds
molemeister: folds
assafklein: folds
Faca75: raises 35 to 55
MisterZom: folds
Hero: folds
G0rK__: folds
rookie1609x: calls 35
*** FLOP *** [7c Kd As]
rookie1609x: checks
Faca75: checks
*** TURN *** [7c Kd As] 8 of hearts
rookie1609x: bets 75
Faca75: calls 75
*** RIVER *** [7c Kd As 8h] Jack of diamonds
rookie1609x: checks
Faca75: bets 150
rookie1609x: calls 150
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Faca75: shows [Ac Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
rookie1609x: mucks hand
Faca75 collected 570 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 570 | Rake 0
Board [7c Kd As 8h Jd]
Seat 1: Hero (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: G0rK__ (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: rookie1609x (big blind) mucked [5h Ah]
Seat 4: xiximaris folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: DeivisAA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: molemeister folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: assafklein folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Faca75 showed [Ac Ad] and won (570) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: MisterZom folded before Flop (didn't bet)

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:
lol. Mostly because I aren't a winning Player Kristan. but I have the balls to admit it. I have fkn s**t bankroll management. I play like a degenerate fool. But I don't blame the poker rooms or anything else. So it just s**ts me the other people post rubbish like this that just makes no sense whatever. It seriously doesn't take much to man up online. No reason to try and talk big here, no one gives a f**k anyway.

Also, I'm a pretty intelligent guy and logical by nature. And scientist by nature. And I hate these random f**king claims people make without explaining it or backing it up. They talk big, but I just imagine a chimp in people clothes.

edit: Speaking of random unfounded claims Blink maybe guys like this just rep for FTP ...

i think so also... Thumbs Up

     
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Posted by jpodo:
what stakes are you playing... how much do u have in your bankroll?



why do you wanna loan of him Big Smile

     
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How much do you guys want to bet that he's one of those idiots that limps or just flat calls preflop then goes tilt crazy when his AA gets cracked? Lol

     
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any poker player knows that sometimes, even with AA, KK, AK, QQ, you have to fold'em,
there is no invencible hands pre-flop, only hands with more chances...

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:
" They talk big, but I just imagine a chimp in people clothes."

edit: Speaking of random unfounded claims Blink maybe guys like this just rep for FTP ...


LMAO Big Smile
Wow you can really hand out the criticisms hey?
Very funny....and very true... Big Smile lol

Gonna have to back it up with some stats godward89....
.... or it´s off to the Circus with you! Big Smile Shock

"Poker playing chimp". Probably make a lot of money.. Blink

     
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Lol...I took a lot of beats with AA over the time, and a lot of them on PS, but that is bound to happen over thousand and tens of thousand of hands. Just get over it already sheesh

     
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Here's my hand history for the last 25 minutes, dont know how to download but here it is.
Cash table, 50c 25c, bankroll is $95 at start of play.

Hand 1, AK-D I bet $4, one caller others fold
Flop, A-H 2,3-D I bet $7, raised to $14 so call
Turn 5-D I check, guy goes all in $21 so I call. He has A-C 6-D
River 4-D

Bankroll - $56 Fold 4 hands

Hand 5, K-C K-S I bet $6 and get 2 callers
Flop, 7-C K-D 9C I bet $6 and get 1 caller
Turn, 10-C I bet $13 and caller goes all in $15, I call
Caller has 2,3-C
River, 5-D

Bankroll - $29 Fold 1 Hand

Hand 6, 9-D 9-S I bet $4 and get raised to $10 so i call
Flop 9-C K-D A-S I bet $5 and raised all in, so I call
Player has 10-D j-C
Turn 2-D
River Q-H

Bye Bye

Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!

     
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you had nothing to do on 0,25 - 0,50 cents with 100 dollars bankroll...

     
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all know it that there only donks can take big pots aa was cracking about 70 % and this site jokerstar name really sounds better then poker stars Smile

     
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Posted by godward89:
Here's my hand history for the last 25 minutes, dont know how to download but here it is.
Cash table, 50c 25c, bankroll is $95 at start of play.

Hand 1, AK-D I bet $4, one caller others fold
Flop, A-H 2,3-D I bet $7, raised to $14 so call
Turn 5-D I check, guy goes all in $21 so I call. He has A-C 6-D
River 4-D

Bankroll - $56 Fold 4 hands

Hand 5, K-C K-S I bet $6 and get 2 callers
Flop, 7-C K-D 9C I bet $6 and get 1 caller
Turn, 10-C I bet $13 and caller goes all in $15, I call
Caller has 2,3-C
River, 5-D

Bankroll - $29 Fold 1 Hand

Hand 6, 9-D 9-S I bet $4 and get raised to $10 so i call
Flop 9-C K-D A-S I bet $5 and raised all in, so I call
Player has 10-D j-C
Turn 2-D
River Q-H

Bye Bye

Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!


LOL - of course you gonna get upset by beats when you play with a two buyin bankroll management scheme !

But surely you say "S**t - i gotta stop playing with HALF my roll or my ENTIRE roll on a single table!" not "WOW these bad beats are unreal - i lose my entire roll because of this s**t"

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by godward89:
Anyone play on Jokerstars? if so, you noticed AA NEVER wins, EVER, best hand pre flop NEVER wins, ever!!!! So much sick suck outs and bad beats its unreal. Back to tilt for me


WOW ! - Great post idiot.

That must be why PS has so much traffic. Because it's completely flawed. That makes total sense. Retard.

Big Smile Man! You seem to get more and more evil for every day that goes by! Or am I just imagining, and you have always been like this?

I'm certainly not arguing with you on the issue, I just have noticed this mean streak lately. Big Smile

     
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Wow you played 6 hands and didnt win, I say we all quit playing right now.
Ohh wait schmoyster posted AA winning, all is good again.

     
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Posted by godward89:
Anyone play on Jokerstars? if so, you noticed AA NEVER wins, EVER, best hand pre flop NEVER wins, ever!!!! So much sick suck outs and bad beats its unreal. Back to tilt for me

Mob Safe Winnings
» $40 (7/14/2010)

Mob Draw Winnings
» 5000 MobPoints (7/25/2010)
theres your luck Smile)

     
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JUst thought id chuck some stats in here.
Just made 10k hands on a new site, and here are the thread relevent stats.

42o - Most common
j6s - Least common
AA - Win% 89.80 (seen 49 times)
KK - biggist $ winner
QQ - biggist $ loser
AA - biggist % winner

     
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