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  3-Sep-10, 11:07   #1
LMFAO!!!!!!! 0 
Supererou 

Joined: May '10
Location: Romania
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 279
I was playing NL2 today at UB.At one table there was a guy that went all in every hand no matter what he had.So I decided I'm gonna teach him a lesson.I limp with KK he goes all in, me and another one call him.The s******d has 9 10 me KK and the other guy has A5.He made a str8 with the 9 10 and won like 7 dolars.Of course I was mad I lost with KK against 9 10.
Then I buy-in again for 2 dolars.And in just 2 hands I make 13 from that idiot and some others like him.
Here are the hands:

Stage #C157242843: Holdem No Limit $0.02 - 2010-09-03 06:38:13 (ET)
Table: INDIAN AVE (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 2 - TOMAMIHAI ($1.93 in chips)
Seat 3 - IBURNSLABS ($5.12 in chips)
Seat 4 - AAGRANDMAA ($2.43 in chips)
Seat 5 - 6ECCOHOBKA60 ($2 in chips)
Seat 6 - ACQUADIGIO ($2 in chips)
Seat 7 - MOHITMADAAN ($1 in chips)
Seat 9 - TOURNYSHARK ($2.03 in chips)
Seat 1 - ELE45 ($6.09 in chips)
IBURNSLABS - Posts small blind $0.01
AAGRANDMAA - Posts big blind $0.02
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to TOMAMIHAI [Ks Kh]
6ECCOHOBKA60 - Folds
ACQUADIGIO - Folds
MOHITMADAAN - Folds
TOURNYSHARK - Folds
ELE45 - Folds
TOMAMIHAI - Calls $0.02
IBURNSLABS - All-In(Raise) $5.11 to $5.12
AAGRANDMAA - All-In $2.41
TOMAMIHAI - All-In $1.91
IBURNSLABS - returned ($2.69) : not called
*** FLOP *** [Qc Jc 2d]
*** TURN *** [Qc Jc 2d] 8 of clubs
*** RIVER *** [Qc Jc 2d 8c] 2 of hearts
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TOMAMIHAI - Shows [Ks Kh] (Two Pair, kings and twos)
IBURNSLABS - Shows [10h 9h] (Straight, eight to queen)
AAGRANDMAA - Shows [Ah 5h] (One pair, twos)
IBURNSLABS Collects $0.96 from side pot-1
IBURNSLABS Collects $5.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($6.79:$5.79,$1) | Rake ($0.33:$0.29,$0.04)
Board [Qc Jc 2d 8c 2h]
Seat 1: ELE45 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: TOMAMIHAI (dealer) HI:lost with Two Pair, kings and twos [Ks Kh - P:Ks,P:Kh,B:2h,B:2d,B:Qc]
Seat 3: IBURNSLABS (small blind) won Total ($6.46) All-In HI Sad$6.46) with Straight, eight to queen [10h 9h - B:Qc,B:Jc,P:10h,P:9h,B:8c]
Seat 4: AAGRANDMAA (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, twos [Ah 5h - B:2h,B:2d,P:Ah,B:Qc,B:Jc]
Seat 5: 6ECCOHOBKA60 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: ACQUADIGIO Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: MOHITMADAAN Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: TOURNYSHARK Folded on the POCKET CARDS





Stage #C157244442: Holdem No Limit $0.02 - 2010-09-03 06:41:19 (ET)
Table: INDIAN AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - ACQUADIGIO ($2 in chips)
Seat 7 - MOHITMADAAN ($1.91 in chips)
Seat 8 - D91ME ($0.40 in chips)
Seat 9 - TOURNYSHARK ($2.03 in chips)
Seat 1 - ELE45 ($6.05 in chips)
Seat 2 - TOMAMIHAI ($2 in chips)
Seat 3 - IBURNSLABS ($8.25 in chips)
Seat 4 - AAGRANDMAA ($2 in chips)
Seat 5 - 6ECCOHOBKA60 ($2 in chips)
MOHITMADAAN - Posts small blind $0.01
D91ME - Posts big blind $0.02
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to TOMAMIHAI [Ah Ks]
TOURNYSHARK - Folds
ELE45 - Folds
TOMAMIHAI - Calls $0.02
IBURNSLABS - All-In(Raise) $8.25 to $8.25
AAGRANDMAA - All-In $2
6ECCOHOBKA60 - Folds
ACQUADIGIO - Folds
MOHITMADAAN - All-In $1.90
D91ME - Folds
TOMAMIHAI - All-In $1.98
IBURNSLABS - returned ($6.25) : not called
*** FLOP *** [3h 6h Kc]
*** TURN *** [3h 6h Kc] Jack of diamonds
*** RIVER *** [3h 6h Kc Jd] 8 of hearts
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TOMAMIHAI - Shows [Ah Ks] (One pair, kings)
IBURNSLABS - Shows [6c 4c] (One pair, sixes)
AAGRANDMAA - Shows [Ad Qc] (ace high)
MOHITMADAAN - Shows [8c 9c] (One pair, eights)
TOMAMIHAI Collects $0.26 from side pot-1
TOMAMIHAI Collects $7.28 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($7.93:$7.66,$0.27) | Rake ($0.39:$0.38,$0.01)
Board [3h 6h Kc Jd 8h]
Seat 1: ELE45 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: TOMAMIHAI won Total ($7.54) All-In HI Sad$7.54) with One pair, kings [Ah Ks - P:Ks,B:Kc,P:Ah,B:Jd,B:8h]
Seat 3: IBURNSLABS HI:lost with One pair, sixes [6c 4c - B:6h,P:6c,B:Kc,B:Jd,B:8h]
Seat 4: AAGRANDMAA HI:lost with ace high [Ad Qc - P:Ad,B:Kc,P:Qc,B:Jd,B:8h]
Seat 5: 6ECCOHOBKA60 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: ACQUADIGIO (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: MOHITMADAAN (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, eights [8c 9c - B:8h,P:8c,B:Kc,B:Jd,P:9c]
Seat 8: D91ME (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: TOURNYSHARK Folded on the POCKET CARDS




Stage #C157244999: Holdem No Limit $0.02 - 2010-09-03 06:42:24 (ET)
Table: INDIAN AVE (Real Money) Seat #7 is the dead dealer
Seat 8 - D91ME ($0.38 in chips)
Seat 9 - TOURNYSHARK ($2.03 in chips)
Seat 1 - ELE45 ($6.05 in chips)
Seat 2 - TOMAMIHAI ($7.54 in chips)
Seat 3 - IBURNSLABS ($6.25 in chips)
Seat 4 - AAGRANDMAA ($2 in chips)
Seat 5 - 6ECCOHOBKA60 ($2 in chips)
Seat 6 - ACQUADIGIO ($2 in chips)
D91ME - Posts small blind $0.01
TOURNYSHARK - Posts big blind $0.02
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to TOMAMIHAI [Qh Qd]
ELE45 - Folds
TOMAMIHAI - Calls $0.02
IBURNSLABS - All-In(Raise) $6.25 to $6.25
AAGRANDMAA - Folds
6ECCOHOBKA60 - Folds
ACQUADIGIO - Folds
D91ME - Folds
TOURNYSHARK - Folds
TOMAMIHAI - Calls $6.23
*** FLOP *** [4h Jh Jd]
*** TURN *** [4h Jh Jd] [10s]
*** RIVER *** [4h Jh Jd 10s] 3 of spades
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TOMAMIHAI - Shows [Qh Qd] (Two Pair, queens and jacks)
IBURNSLABS - Shows [6c 5d] (One pair, jacks)
TOMAMIHAI Collects $11.91 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($12.53) | Rake ($0.62)
Board [4h Jh Jd 10s 3s]
Seat 1: ELE45 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: TOMAMIHAI won Total ($11.91) HI Sad$11.91) with Two Pair, queens and jacks [Qh Qd - P:Qh,P:Qd,B:Jh,B:Jd,B:10s]
Seat 3: IBURNSLABS HI:lost with One pair, jacks [6c 5d - B:Jh,B:Jd,B:10s,P:6c,P:5d]
Seat 4: AAGRANDMAA Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: 6ECCOHOBKA60 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: ACQUADIGIO Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: D91ME (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: TOURNYSHARK (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

It's odd because there are many many tight players and rocks here and then you see someone like this coming=ca$h.I don't limp with KK,QQ or AK but this guy forced me to do it.
Cool

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