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Where did you finish??????
Im presuming this was the highlight of yr tourney!!!

     
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Come on man let's be serious....you just got lucky...next time maybe your ass will be kicked harder Smile

     
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mouarff Shock

     
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OMG... you just have a great lucky... your hand was not a good hand to take all in.. but you made this and have lucky, and win... congrats..

     
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lol. I think the odds of his hand winning were somethin like 15 % maybe? lmao

     
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typical fish-donk move. Plays for his stack with T9s! Love players like you, because someone has to pay the system. Without donks like you, there would be much less winning players. Keep playing like that!

     
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lol he was ~23% dog pre and around ~3% to win on that flop.

Donks gonna donk

     
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Posted by Gibson61:
So basically you call off your whole stack with T high pre. that's a bad fkn call man...


Unless i was running out of chips and blind was coming i wouldnt do that ever in a tourney like this.
And ive lost many times from guys like you going all in preflop with such cards and even worst than that.
And you want to brag about this? lol

Fasten your seatbelts pls cause you are gonna get landed pretty soon

     
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I really cant say that this is a kick ass move, 10high flush is not worth your whole stack. a kickass game would be something that doesn't involve much luck.

     
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Lmao...I wouldn't be in here bragging about that call. The only way I could see that being a good call is if you are terribly short stacked and were in a fold or all in type of predicament. From the looks of this situation this was not the case. Congrats on winning the hand, but I would hardly say that you "kick ass". Although when I have AA I would welcome that call anytime you'd like to play it. I hope you at least placed in the money...

     
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Posted by NastyK:
.... I hope you at least placed in the money...


This is what infuriates me most about losing my chips to donkeys like this.Not that I think they are gonna cash - but the opposite - if they donk me out at beginning of SNG/MTT i just KNOW they aren't gonna make it past the bubble - rubbish players like this rarely will - so it's just such a freaking waste of chips. IMO - I prefer the person who took me out to be a solid player who will at least put my chips to good use.. Just hate watching some donk give away all my chips after donking me out on a massive suckout..

Unless of course, I survived the donking - in which case - gives me a reasonable chance to get my chips back - although annoying when a tough opponent on tables collects them from the donk instead !

     
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I said no, I don't rock as much as u because there is nearly no chance of me playing that hand with an all in push preflop (especially from the sm blind).

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by NastyK:
.... I hope you at least placed in the money...


This is what infuriates me most about losing my chips to donkeys like this.Not that I think they are gonna cash - but the opposite - if they donk me out at beginning of SNG/MTT i just KNOW they aren't gonna make it past the bubble - rubbish players like this rarely will - so it's just such a freaking waste of chips. IMO - I prefer the person who took me out to be a solid player who will at least put my chips to good use.. Just hate watching some donk give away all my chips after donking me out on a massive suckout..

Unless of course, I survived the donking - in which case - gives me a reasonable chance to get my chips back - although annoying when a tough opponent on tables collects them from the donk instead !


sooooo agree fucking hate these lucky donks, ok if your short but ive been put out some big tournys from donks like this and worse its just makes you sick if you have been playing 8 hours and a fucking lucky donk comes the table and knocks you out with nonsense

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by NastyK:
.... I hope you at least placed in the money...


This is what infuriates me most about losing my chips to donkeys like this.Not that I think they are gonna cash - but the opposite - if they donk me out at beginning of SNG/MTT i just KNOW they aren't gonna make it past the bubble - rubbish players like this rarely will - so it's just such a freaking waste of chips. IMO - I prefer the person who took me out to be a solid player who will at least put my chips to good use.. Just hate watching some donk give away all my chips after donking me out on a massive suckout..

Unless of course, I survived the donking - in which case - gives me a reasonable chance to get my chips back - although annoying when a tough opponent on tables collects them from the donk instead !

i agree completely with you and yes it's really painfull to lose your stack against such donks .

     
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Posted by humito:
Where did you finish??????
Im presuming this was the highlight of yr tourney!!!

I bubbled. Sad
I actually played quite well after this tho. Had about double average stack, aroud 30k I think and decided to call a minraise on the button with 910 suited again, this time they were clubs. Big blind called as well so 3 of us saw a flop.
Flop cames something lik A 6 3 with 2 clubs so i called raisers cbet, and so did the big blind. flop came another club, both players checked it to me, i raised big blind shoved i called and he showed me the K 8 of clubs. Bit of a cooler but I guess I deserved it.

     
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Posted by NANACONDA:
Posted by humito:
Where did you finish??????
Im presuming this was the highlight of yr tourney!!!

I bubbled. Sad
I actually played quite well after this tho. Had about double average stack, aroud 30k I think and decided to call a minraise on the button with 910 suited again, this time they were clubs. Big blind called as well so 3 of us saw a flop.
Flop cames something lik A 6 3 with 2 clubs so i called raisers cbet, and so did the big blind. flop came another club, both players checked it to me, i raised big blind shoved i called and he showed me the K 8 of clubs. Bit of a cooler but I guess I deserved it.


be sure that i feel very sorry for you that you finished bubbles Big Smile

     
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Nice hand it was instant push for sure!
To bad you bubble out ... i was thinking u got much higher...
But that's only becuase u didn't push that T9.. dunno why :/

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:

This is what infuriates me most about losing my chips to donkeys like this.Not that I think they are gonna cash - but the opposite - if they donk me out at beginning of SNG/MTT i just KNOW they aren't gonna make it past the bubble -



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Posted by NANACONDA:
Posted by humito:
Where did you finish??????
Im presuming this was the highlight of yr tourney!!!

I bubbled. Sad


     
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rigged f**k donk luck fish support software.. therefore FT is the most riggest site, followed by PS


     
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Posted by midnight1954:
Ah my friend I can see a vast army of bankrollmob players ivading FulltiltPoker in search of you , I can see every table you sit down at filling up in an instant with players coming from all over the world to see your brilliance and admire your skill and clever play. Thunderous applause will roar along the corridors of the pokergods court and yes I kneel at your feet waiting to be blest by thyself,, ah such ah man is truelly ,,,,,,,,,,,,, a donk

Aww crap!
how ! how !! how! can you post this and put it forward as good play?? but then again well done becuase thre aree lots of newplayers at this site and they might be stupid enough to call my all in with aa with such hands,, what are the maths oh wonder boy ????



Laughed my ass off! Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


Seriously, because I`m confused.... Confused

Are we really talking about the $22 buy-in, $200.000 (did i miss a zero?) Double Deuce?
Where everyone starts with 3220 chips, so it was the beginning of the tournament?

Did you get this move out of "Donald Ducks Guide to Online Poker"?
Are you so independently wealthy that you can just throw your money out the door?
Do you usually play the Roulette tables and equate those to Online Poker?
Do the words "statistical probability" have any meaning for you at all ?

Where is the "are you SERIOUS?" option on the Poll? I couldn`t find it!

If this seems a bit harsh to you, believe me....it`s NOT!
I would suggest typing "Starting Hands Chart for No-Limit Holdem" in Google and browsing some of the sites.
Should prove to be an interesting read for you.

Oh...and if this was just a joke....sorry, then: Very funny! LOL Big Smile

     
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