Only logged-in members can vote!
→ Click here to create a Mob account which gives you access to our forum and all our free bankrolls (no deposit bonuses) → Log in to existing account!
ah those were the days when my knickers were held on by selotape and bluetack,, yes I remember I held my cards close to my chest even if it was only a C cup filled with cotton wool,, but those days are gone now I am loose and on fire I will shag anyone for dollar maybe even 50 cents if I have had a little tipple,,,,,,,yes its true am a bonafide poker slut all you have to do is pay to play with me ,,, 8 years on my back and I finally came yes it happened,, the orgasim from the poker gods in a stage 2 $2000000 sattelite the poker god poked me and my my it felt so goood ,,,, I really am just coming to terms with the reality of it,,,does this mean that Phil the brat will bend over for me?? yes yes yes come ahead all you mathimaticians , gypsies , russians and general prats of the poker world, even IPOKER dickoids are welcome ,,, my balance is black and I love all you fools sitting beside youre laptops with 1 hand on your knob,,,lol,,,lol,,,,,,yes and by the way I luv u all,,, specially the bankrollmob with there bankroll management ,,,lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Joined: Oct '09
Location: Spain
Age: 60 (M)
Posts: 2851
Just over a year of Poker....still about 7 years to go....."sigh"....
Congratz midnight! May the Poker Gods smile upon me sooner than that! And may they see to it that it´s in a Monster Pot in a major Sunday Tournament....
i am still waiting too. that must be really exciting to see that Royal in your hand. But i am sure that if i had it, i wouldnt get much value from it...
im sure it must have felt gud, 8 years is a pretty long time. 
