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so there I am playing in a £500 gaurenteed tourney doing well and lieing 4th with 8k of chips about 10 mins to the first break and I really need a pee so what do you do, so I last 2 more hands and I have to go just cant wait and dont want a stain on my seat do I . anyway off we go at speed and try to fire it out asap and rush back to the game just intime to see the flop with me timing out , all checks so i would of seen the flop and I have 4-6 of clubs flop comes down 3- 5- 7 with 2 clubs, guy on my left gos all in with qq and gets called by ak pot is 16k and of course I would of won and became chip lead with 70 players left, fook fook fook,,, I managed not to go on tilt but didnt make the money busting out with qq,,,,,,,,,,badbeats I can live with but this was painful, lol,,,,fook fook fook,,,,so the moral of the story is pee pee pee before you play ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
so there I am playing in a �500 gaurenteed tourney doing well and lieing 4th with 8k of chips about 10 mins to the first break and I really need a pee so what do you do, so I last 2 more hands and I have to go just cant wait and dont want a stain on my seat do I . anyway off we go at speed and try to fire it out asap and rush back to the game just intime to see the flop with me timing out , all checks so i would of seen the flop and I have 4-6 of clubs flop comes down 3- 5- 7 with 2 clubs, guy on my left gos all in with qq and gets called by ak pot is 16k and of course I would of won and became chip lead with 70 players left, fook fook fook,,, I managed not to go on tilt but didnt make the money busting out with qq,,,,,,,,,,badbeats I can live with but this was painful, lol,,,,fook fook fook,,,,so the moral of the story is pee pee pee before you play ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

That is some sick s**t u got there mate! Sometimes poker Gods just want to piss u off big time Thumbs Up

     
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kkk this occours to me many times... part of game... We need to pee just in the break time.. its the only way man..

     
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I solved this problem easily.....
I bought a notebook and I have a wireless internet connection so my notebook follow me everywhere.......... expecially in the bathroom Blink

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
so there I am playing in a �500 gaurenteed tourney doing well and lieing 4th with 8k of chips about 10 mins to the first break and I really need a pee so what do you do, so I last 2 more hands and I have to go just cant wait and dont want a stain on my seat do I . anyway off we go at speed and try to fire it out asap and rush back to the game just intime to see the flop with me timing out , all checks so i would of seen the flop and I have 4-6 of clubs flop comes down 3- 5- 7 with 2 clubs, guy on my left gos all in with qq and gets called by ak pot is 16k and of course I would of won and became chip lead with 70 players left, fook fook fook,,, I managed not to go on tilt but didnt make the money busting out with qq,,,,,,,,,,badbeats I can live with but this was painful, lol,,,,fook fook fook,,,,so the moral of the story is pee pee pee before you play ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


S**t happens. Big Smile

In this case, pee happens Cool

     
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You get a break every Hr...Im sure your bladder would have held out.
FYI, sites moniter your mouse movements, when there is none they know your not about and feed you that AA, but they do so ensuring you get to see it folded, thats normall via your webcam, the staff at these sits get a kick out of it.

     
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hm sh** i need a notebook Agree Big Smile

     
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Lol i see this alot..seems like this type of thing happens to me frequently and it does suck!

     
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hahahaha happens all the time... one advice if you pee dont see your cards anymore hehe

     
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try to be fast or if you have notebook,take him with you and you can pee and play hand Big Smile !so choice is yours Cool

     
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Posted by B1gfoot:
FYI, sites moniter your mouse movements, when there is none they know your not about and feed you that AA, but they do so ensuring you get to see it folded, thats normall via your webcam, the staff at these sits get a kick out of it.


everything is clear now.

     
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yes some advice noted I do have wireless broadband but its a bit clumsy trying to take a laptop to the toilet and do your buisness,

     
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Posted by B1gfoot:
You get a break every Hr...Im sure your bladder would have held out.
FYI, sites moniter your mouse movements, when there is none they know your not about and feed you that AA, but they do so ensuring you get to see it folded, thats normall via your webcam, the staff at these sits get a kick out of it.

Yes, I have heard about this. I've been told they are plannig to do some sort of TV show out of these recordings...

     
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I think this is a great idea perhaps a weeky sitcom , but then again theres always skypoker if you want a laugh!!!!!

     
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Yup, sounds familiar. Leave for two seconds, everybody has folded or called super fast, you get back just as the software folds the nuts for you. Aww crap! Aww crap!
I will take my laptop to the bathroom when I can't wait, but not crazy about that. When my kids were smaller we always had a step stool I could rest it on but not anymore....
The perils of online poker! Blink

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
I think this is a great idea perhaps a weeky sitcom , but then again theres always skypoker if you want a laugh!!!!!

I just googled it. Skypoker is some sort of site that televises the game? Or you win a place in some sort of televised tournament, or what?

Some late drunk night I'm gonna sign up and make an ass of myself! Smile

     
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Posted by Pjot:
[QUOTE]Posted by midnight1954:
I think this is a great idea perhaps a weeky sitcom , but then again theres always skypoker if you want a laugh!!!!!

I just googled it. Skypoker is some sort of site that televises the game? Or you win a place in some sort of televised tournament, or what?

Some late drunk night I'm gonna sign up and make an ass of myself! Smile [/

give it a try if you want its fast and furious , I found it to aggressive with lots of fish but also a few sharks waiting in the corner, if you have satteltie with sky they put on some interesting pokershows, the weekly big tourneys are interesting but too quick for my likeing,

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
I just googled it. Skypoker is some sort of site that televises the game? Or you win a place in some sort of televised tournament, or what?

Skypoker has a tv channel where they show their site's big tournaments, big pots and interesting hands and they got ppl discussing them too. its easy to get online feed of that channel frm google Blink

Posted by midnight1954:
so there I am playing in a �500 gaurenteed tourney doing well and lieing 4th with 8k of chips about 10 mins to the first break and I really need a pee so what do you do, so I last 2 more hands and I have to go just cant wait and dont want a stain on my seat do I . anyway off we go at speed and try to fire it out asap and rush back to the game just intime to see the flop with me timing out , all checks so i would of seen the flop and I have 4-6 of clubs flop comes down 3- 5- 7 with 2 clubs, guy on my left gos all in with qq and gets called by ak pot is 16k and of course I would of won and became chip lead with 70 players left, fook fook fook,,, I managed not to go on tilt but didnt make the money busting out with qq,,,,,,,,,,badbeats I can live with but this was painful, lol,,,,fook fook fook,,,,so the moral of the story is pee pee pee before you play ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Peee peeee peeee oops i meant fook fook fook Tongue Tongue

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
so there I am playing in a �500 gaurenteed tourney doing well and lieing 4th with 8k of chips about 10 mins to the first break and I really need a pee so what do you do, so I last 2 more hands and I have to go just cant wait and dont want a stain on my seat do I . anyway off we go at speed and try to fire it out asap and rush back to the game just intime to see the flop with me timing out , all checks so i would of seen the flop and I have 4-6 of clubs flop comes down 3- 5- 7 with 2 clubs, guy on my left gos all in with qq and gets called by ak pot is 16k and of course I would of won and became chip lead with 70 players left, fook fook fook,,, I managed not to go on tilt but didnt make the money busting out with qq,,,,,,,,,,badbeats I can live with but this was painful, lol,,,,fook fook fook,,,,so the moral of the story is pee pee pee before you play ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

lol.... anyways Big Smile who could stop nature Question Blink

     
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Posted by SuperNoob:

Skypoker has a tv channel where they show their site's big tournaments, big pots and interesting hands and they got ppl discussing them too. its easy to get online feed of that channel frm google Blink

All right, thanks! I'm gonna check it out one of these days. Smile

     
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