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bad enough playing party poker ,, but come on your on tilt plus a few martiinies in the brain,,,and what fooking happens yeah, you register for another 22$ buy in stg and you see 4 cards in front of you on the first deal,,,foook sake have you not registered for a high low omaha by mistake,,, sorry but all i know is nl poker,, anyway obviously I lost,, but i did knock 2 players out playing bingo,,,fook sake what a donkey,,,dam dam dam,,,its enough to make youy want to kick the cat,,again,,fook fook fook,,,22$,,fook beans on toast for exmas dinner,,, be as well throwing my stack out the fooking window,,,,,fooooook fooook foooook

Edited by midnight1954 (18 December 2010 @ 04:24 GMT)


     
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Don't drink and play (unless you are an Aussie Blink )

But if you want to play bingo poker, Omaha high/low is the game to do it.

     
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Sometimes alcohol is not guilty. One day I registered in a HORSE tournament instead of Hold'em. At the very first time all was fine but suddenly I got 4 cards! Then I realized I shitted. Razz was a nightmare for me and I decided to push in every hand until I was kicked off. From now I give you an advice: use filters in tournaments list. Blink

     
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wow must of been a good drinking session still up at 04.22am Blink

also what do you mean kick the cat again???? im holding it hostage till every1 votes for me Big Smile

     
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Yeah, I know this one!

- registered for a 10 euro DoN (or maybe even 25) beliving it was a 2,5 e, drunk, playing for fun and not really that much to win, and of course lost.

- registered several times for Omaha DoN:s, a game I haw no edge at all in, instead of Hold Em. I usually hold my ground here, but once I had two usual DoN:s running at the same time, and had several beers in my body. Not very good...

- registered for SnG:s several times, thinking they where DoN:s and getting mighty surprised when I thought I had, in my usual sneaky way, just squeesed myself over the finishingline letting the other players do all the work, and then the game keeps on going with me in a pretty tight spot!?!

All this happens when I'm drunk. I have not yet missregistered one single time sober. My solution tol this is to play only cashgames drunk, and play the DoN:s when I'm not. I have noticed that I actually tend to be a somewhat better cashgameplayer when I am moderately drunk, and defenetly a better DoN-player sober.

So, in the end, it all works out for the best. Smile

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Posted by DaMessiah666:
I give you an advice: use filters in tournaments list. Blink


Goddamit! Sir, you are a genious!

     
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that's bad
Omaha is bad enough, but hi/lo makes it just worse Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!

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plo8 is goddess!!!
Id suggest you better learn to play omaha than nl hold em - it can be very profitable.
Hold em is nowadys everyones game, even my 12 year old brother owns a chipset and plays with his friends for a little cash. He sometimes plays freerolls under my account in pkr.com and he has cashed on top of the list quite a few times.
So you better play plo hi or plo8 drunk or not, but keep on playing lol, because soon youl figure out its a gold mine Blink. Otherwise you can never tell if you made a right decision by choosing only hold em nl, if you havent tried other card games Thumbs Up

     
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Posted by Kristan:
Otherwise you can never tell if you made a right decision by choosing only hold em nl, if you havent tried other card games Thumbs Up

Trust me I've tried. Played some limit hi/lo and it went pretty well as it was low stakes and people wasn't able to fold as long as they had a draw on anything.
Quite interesting but my favourite game is sng's and there i find it hard to get omaha started and if they finally do I'm not good enough at a full table

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Posted by dozn01:
wow must of been a good drinking session still up at 04.22am Blink

also what do you mean kick the cat again???? im holding it hostage till every1 votes for me Big Smile


sure was but i am certainly suffering for it now ,, brrrrrrrrrrrrrp

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Posted by midnight1954:
Posted by dozn01:
wow must of been a good drinking session still up at 04.22am Blink

also what do you mean kick the cat again???? im holding it hostage till every1 votes for me Big Smile


sure was but i am certainly suffering for it now ,, brrrrrrrrrrrrrp

just checked the damage its not as bad as I thoght,, I lost 22$ by registering for that omaha hi/low by mistake and 30$ on the N/L stgs,,,,, so a not to exspensive session,, lol,, I really must lock the laptop away when I am on the sauce

Edited by midnight1954 (18 December 2010 @ 15:49 GMT)


     
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wow... it has happened to me once b4, but it was during my first time of playing omaha...

     
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The only problems iv had is when playing a horse tournie and it changes from razz to stud and i am still gambling away my stack thinking i have a great razz hand to see its now stud and lost a good bit of my stack,done that at least 2 times.
I also went to play a $1 satellite to find it was an $11 sat on stars and still finished in top 27 to get $s and entry to the lambhorghini 250k grand final cpl month ago. Confused Big Smile

     
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Posted by shokaku:
Don't drink and play (unless you are an Aussie Blink )


It's a skill!!!!!!!!! Big Smile

     
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lol this post is really funny... i did that once or twice yrs ago but it wasnt a big buy in... gotta pay attention to what you get into i guess lol like rebuying y accident lol Aww crap!

     
  
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