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Posted by kinogomes:
I think we should start the "sex" thread. This pag is starting to turn me on.Where are the girls????? where are the girls?????

relax little boy Big Smile

back on topic

when your buddy calls and asks you if you want to head to the bar tonight and you tell him "you're all in"

when you have trouble sleeping unless there is a deck of cards under your pillow

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
... kicking the cat ...


Posted by dlkiv:
Abstaining from sex just to play poke rmakes you pathetic......


More pathetic is pay your anger with your poor cats ... Poor cats, they are so beautiful ..! Be good with them Blink

     
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You know you are playing too much poker when...

you realize that you have no money left to buy food in the nearby supermarket. So, you go to your neighbors and try to sell them shares for shopping.

     
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Posted by DaMessiah666:
Posted by midnight1954:
... kicking the cat ...


Posted by dlkiv:
Abstaining from sex just to play poke rmakes you pathetic......


More pathetic is pay your anger with your poor cats ... Poor cats, they are so beautiful ..! Be good with them Blink

What ??? Confused Confused Confused Confused

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Posted by schmoyster:
You know you are playing too much poker when...

you realize that you have no money left to buy food in the nearby supermarket. So, you go to your neighbors and try to sell them shares for shopping.

lol yuppers that is to much Big Smile Big Smile

     
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I might of known Kinognomes),, put it away boy!! before you get a slap and a pair of boxing gloves to wear , that might cramp your style! Evil

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
I might of known,, put it away boy!! before you get a slap and a pair of boxing gloves to wear , that might cramp your style! Evil


I´d rather to get a slap with silk. Box is not my style there is no sex appeal in that. Aww crap!

Tongue

     
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Posted by DaMessiah666:
Posted by midnight1954:
... kicking the cat ...


Posted by dlkiv:
Abstaining from sex just to play poke rmakes you pathetic......


More pathetic is pay your anger with your poor cats ... Poor cats, they are so beautiful ..! Be good with them Blink

oh,my god!

this thread is getting wierd,,

     
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Posted by kinogomes:
Posted by midnight1954:
I might of known,, put it away boy!! before you get a slap and a pair of boxing gloves to wear , that might cramp your style! Evil


I'd rather to get a slap with silk. Box is not my style there is no sex appeal in that. Aww crap!

Tongue

Thats cause you dont know what your doing Tongue

ok got to get ready for work now so play nice children Big Smile Big Smile

midnight keeps these boys in line Blink Blink

     
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thats easy, just take away there toys

     
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Stop using the word SEX or we forget about what we are doing here Tongue.

     
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Hehe great post: but still poker is like drugs, once addicted it ruins everything Tongue

     
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snooker players wife bends over the poker table, does he take the easy pink or the tight brown Thumbs Up Thumbs Down Blink

     
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TIME OUT! TIME OUT! The thread hijacking police are here to alert you that hijacking a thread is a serious offence, and any further violations will lead to prosecution! Attention: A thread dealing with YOUR topic has been created, please feel free to run amok in THAT one and not THIS one. There will be no further warnings. Angry

     
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You are playing to much when your chip leader in $70k GTD and fall asleep Sad happened last night Sad

     
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Back to original question...when you are simultaneously playing 1 sng & 3 multi-table tourneys while reading a book on your kindle, helping wifey with her crossword, watching a soap on tv and transcribing burial records for your local Family History Society, babysitting your 10-yr-old granddaughter, having given up smoking 12 days earlier...all very well multitasking but something has to give .................the solution just came to me in a flash.....start smoking again!!!

     
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Posted by midnight1954:
you know when you heve played to much when you call an allin with a nut diamond flush , only to see that A of diamonds in you hand is the A of hearts,


Or when you shove and realize your AA is really A4

     
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Bin there done that thrice...new glasses plz...

     
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When you find it strange that your friends don't know who Phil Helmuth is.

     
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whos phil Helmuth.?

     
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Posted by etna2007:
Posted by midnight1954:
you know when you heve played to much when you call an allin with a nut diamond flush , only to see that A of diamonds in you hand is the A of hearts,


Or when you shove and realize your AA is really A4



THIS Worship Worship Worship

happened to me in different occasions....and sometimes it worked fine Big Smile Big Smile

PS: this is also the reason I always turn on four colours deck Blink

     
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