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Can someone tell me what 17 blondes are doing out side a disco/night-club?

     
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They're waiting for the number 18 so they are allowed to get in Big Smile

     
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LOL Big Smile

     
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everytime these jokes about blonde ladies tztztz Big Smile

     
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LOL ok new 1 how do you get a cat to sound like a dog?

     
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Poor gasoline on it and light WOOOOOF Evil

     
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haha haven't heard that 1 before Big Smile

     
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Ok thats good here's the dog version:

How to get a dog to sound like a cat...freeze it down and cut it with an electric saw...MIIIIAAW Evil

     
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I just dont get it Big Smile

     
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Hehe imagine how it sounds when u cut something hard with a electric tool. Like a screaming cat (frozendog)

     
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loler Big Smile nice jokes ^^

     
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OLLLD JOKE Big Smile

     
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Hehe im an old boy! Im not the joke master but nobody posted a joke so i thought here we go with the oldies.

Please post if you got some Smile

     
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Tongue lol

     
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."



     
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I under a table Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
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my father is so cheap that when i was a boy, he pulled the plugg on the alarm klock "you cant tell time when you sleep"

     
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Posted by go3an:
my father is so cheap that when i was a boy, he pulled the plugg on the alarm klock "you cant tell time when you sleep"


are you not a boy than anymore???

     
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boy=child, and i realy dont have a unny coment

     
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Dentist: "try to relax. I'll pull your aching tooth in 5 mins. Evil Evil
Patient: How much will this cost?
dentist: It'll be $100

Patient: THAT MUCH?? for 5 mins work
Dentist: Well, if you prefer I can pull it out VERY slowly

Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Aww crap!

Edited by knightrocker (29 January 2008 @ 23:59 GMT)


     
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