Joined: Feb '08
Location: Canada
Age: 37 (M)
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Omg its may sound grosse for the forum but i need advice ok.....i havn't took a s**t in 7 days my stomach is killing me i tried exlax it musrv been the cabbage roolls im wondering if i would look stupid going to hospital? in te emerg this isnthealthy i sit on toilet 2 hours and nothing im so hungry but notc sure if i ccan eat
Edited by xpok3rkingx (19 February 2011 @ 09:18 GMT)
Joined: May '08
Location: Sweden
Age: 55 (M)
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I tell you what: My wife i a nurse. She is on the phone at the moment, but as soon as she is ready, I will ask her. Just wait a minute or two. Meanwhile, lets try to sort things out:
You haven't actually been pooping for a week? Exlax is what? You have been eating cabbage rolls, has this any relevance (I'm not sure what they are)?
Besides, I don't think you should care about wether the people at the hopsital think you are stupid. I can promise you, they have seen worse...
Edit: You are logged out, and probably aren't serious, so, I will let her stay on the phone.
Joined: Feb '08
Location: Canada
Age: 37 (M)
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im here and i am seriious ive been eating alot and my stomach started hurting then relized i hadnt gone in a week i eat alot of veggies and fibre ...i googled and if it takesthis long requires operation??
Joined: Oct '09
Location: Lithuania
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Posted by magatt966: extreme problems require extreme solutions.
try this: it should work out
yes thats quite good i never try it but think sometrimes it can help in really life with hard situation like have our post poster good luck hope ull have s***t now and all was good with u if no just go to hospital and have some help from them
Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 2387
Never have this problem. Eat hot and spicy food and you will be loose as a goose. Jalapenos are great but I normally have a bottle of hot sauce wherever I go, makes even a fast-food hamburger taste decent. Plus it’s fun to watch my unsuspecting friends when they get curious about the little bottle and think “How hot can it really be?”
Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
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Lot of people doesnt know this but for someone it is usual that if they not at home (visiting someone, hotel etc) they cant s**t... That is some kind of psychological thing... So if you are not at home all this time you should know that this is normal.
Joined: Dec '09
Location: Ireland
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Posts: 389
lol this is a funny tread, even Admin giving advice on how to get a crap going . Get to the doc man and dont be looking for medical advice on a poker forum for f**k sake
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Posted by magatt966: extreme problems require extreme solutions.
try this: it should work out
god i love your humor
funny thread, anyways @ pokerking...lexatives can be very dangerous if you havent been to toilette for such a long time. careful dosing or better go see the doc.
