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The Points system for women  +3   
Looking through some old emails for something yesterday, and came across this that a friend sent me a few years ago. Enjoy!



For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing
with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand
just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the points system:

Simple Duties
1.) You make the bed.....+1
2.) You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.....0
3.) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....-1
4.) You leave the toilet seat up.....-5
5.) You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.....0
6.) When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.....-1
7.) When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.... -2
8.) You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
9.) In the snow .....+8
10.)But return with beer.....-5
11.)And no liners.....-25
12.)You check out a suspicious noise at night.....0
13.)You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.....0
14.)You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.....+5
15.)You pummel it with a six iron.....+10
16.)It's her cat.....-40

AT THE PARTY
1.) You stay by her side the entire party.....0
2.) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College
drinking buddy.....-2
3.) Named Tiffany.....-4
4.) Tiffany is a dancer......-10
5.) With breast implants.....-18

HER BIRTHDAY
1.) You remember her birthday.....0
2.) You buy a card and flowers.....0
3.) You take her out to dinner.....0
4.) You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.....+1
5.) Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2
6..) And it's all-you-can-eat night.....-3
7.) It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
the colors of your favorite team ...-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
1.) Go with a pal.....0
2.) The pal is happily married.....+1
3.) The pal is single......-7
4.) He drives a Ferrari.....-10
5.) With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).....-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
1.) You take her to a movie.....+2
2.) You take her to a movie she likes.....+4
3.) You take her to a movie you hate.....+6
4.) You take her to a movie you like.....-2
5.) It's called Death Cop III.....-3
6.) Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.....-9
7.) You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
1.) You develop a noticeable pot belly.....-15
2.) You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.....+10
3.) You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts...-10
4.) You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....-800

THE BIG QUESTION:
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
1.) You hesitate in responding.....-10
2.) You reply, "Where?".....-35
3.) You reply, "No, I think it's your ass".....-100
4.) Any other response......-20

COMMUNICATION:
When she wants to talk about a problem:
1.) You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....0
2.) You listen, for over 30 minutes.....+5
3.) You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.....+50
4.) You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying well,
what do you think I should do?".....-100
5.) You have fallen asleep.....-200

ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
1.) You talk.....-100
2.) You don't talk.....-150
3.) You spend time with her......-200
4.) You don't spend time with her.....-500
5.) You seem to be enjoying yourself..-1000
GAME OVER - YOU LOSE AGAIN!!!
Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
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Ha ha ha, so true. Good one.

     
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Posted by mahdrof:
4.) You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....-800

HAHAHHA Just laughed my ass of!
Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up RIGHT ON BABY!

     
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Love this just hurt my ribcage laughing so hard.. now i know why im consistently in the negative Worship Worship

     
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lol very good/enjoyable! Now I know why I have no chance after 16 years of marriage. I get no points for making the bed, cooking and doing the dishes, after I work all day. I will share this with her tomorrow! Good Luck to All!

     
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-EV for sure ...

     
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Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Very nice list Thumbs Up
So sad but o so true, LMAO.

     
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Well now I know why I got no points. Dam eh. LMAO to funny

     
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*****silly & funny made me laugh&laugh here****
5.) You have fallen asleep.....-200
7.) It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
the colors of your favorite team ...-10
3.) You reply, "No, I think it's your ass".....-100



******i like this one ,,the true one,& perfect***
2.) You take her to a movie she likes.....+4


     
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Posted by Davoodoo:

-EV for sure ...

cudnt hav said better
Worship Worship Worship

     
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Posted by mahdrof:
7.) You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15


I go to the foreign movie about orphans - but then spend the entire night complaining about it -100

     
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Big Smile kind fo like card counting .... it should be a breeze for all of you Worship

     
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Posted by mahdrof:
Looking through some old emails for something yesterday, and came across this that a friend sent me a few years ago. Enjoy!



For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing
with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand
just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the points system:

Simple Duties
1.) You make the bed.....+1
2.) You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.....0
3.) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....-1
4.) You leave the toilet seat up.....-5
5.) You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.....0
6.) When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.....-1
7.) When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.... -2
8.) You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
9.) In the snow .....+8
10.)But return with beer.....-5
11.)And no liners.....-25
12.)You check out a suspicious noise at night.....0
13.)You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.....0
14.)You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.....+5
15.)You pummel it with a six iron.....+10
16.)It's her cat.....-40

AT THE PARTY
1.) You stay by her side the entire party.....0
2.) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College
drinking buddy.....-2
3.) Named Tiffany.....-4
4.) Tiffany is a dancer......-10
5.) With breast implants.....-18

HER BIRTHDAY
1.) You remember her birthday.....0
2.) You buy a card and flowers.....0
3.) You take her out to dinner.....0
4.) You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.....+1
5.) Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2
6..) And it's all-you-can-eat night.....-3
7.) It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
the colors of your favorite team ...-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
1.) Go with a pal.....0
2.) The pal is happily married.....+1
3.) The pal is single......-7
4.) He drives a Ferrari.....-10
5.) With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).....-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
1.) You take her to a movie.....+2
2.) You take her to a movie she likes.....+4
3.) You take her to a movie you hate.....+6
4.) You take her to a movie you like.....-2
5.) It's called Death Cop III.....-3
6.) Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.....-9
7.) You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
1.) You develop a noticeable pot belly.....-15
2.) You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.....+10
3.) You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts...-10
4.) You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....-800

THE BIG QUESTION:
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
1.) You hesitate in responding.....-10
2.) You reply, "Where?".....-35
3.) You reply, "No, I think it's your ass".....-100
4.) Any other response......-20

COMMUNICATION:
When she wants to talk about a problem:
1.) You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....0
2.) You listen, for over 30 minutes.....+5
3.) You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.....+50
4.) You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying well,
what do you think I should do?".....-100
5.) You have fallen asleep.....-200

ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
1.) You talk.....-100
2.) You don't talk.....-150
3.) You spend time with her......-200
4.) You don't spend time with her.....-500
5.) You seem to be enjoying yourself..-1000
GAME OVER - YOU LOSE AGAIN!!!
Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile



Let me guess! You are either single, Smile Scared of who you are Blink married and ..... Confused or.................looking to start somthiing Smile


Was this meant as a joke? Smile Smile Smile

     
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Big Smile lose lose situation Big Smile

     
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Posted by dlkiv:
Let me guess! You are either single, Smile Scared of who you are Blink married and ..... Confused or.................looking to start somthiing Smile


Was this meant as a joke? Smile Smile Smile


OH NO! I think I just scored -200 with Jessica! I'm sorry babe, I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY! Can I make it up to you? Foot massage? Back massage? ANYTHING! Just don't be mad at me PULEEEEAAAAASE! I'll change! I'll never do it again! I don't know what I was thinking! Blink

     
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Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by dlkiv:
Let me guess! You are either single, Smile Scared of who you are Blink married and ..... Confused or.................looking to start somthiing Smile


Was this meant as a joke? Smile Smile Smile


OH NO! I think I just scored -200 with Jessica! I'm sorry babe, I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY! Can I make it up to you? Foot massage? Back massage? ANYTHING! Just don't be mad at me PULEEEEAAAAASE! I'll change! I'll never do it again! I don't know what I was thinking! Blink



lol dear nah your a +300 with me Blink

I love your humour Big Smile

     
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Posted by dlkiv:
Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by dlkiv:
Let me guess! You are either single, Smile Scared of who you are Blink married and ..... Confused or.................looking to start somthiing Smile


Was this meant as a joke? Smile Smile Smile


OH NO! I think I just scored -200 with Jessica! I'm sorry babe, I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY! Can I make it up to you? Foot massage? Back massage? ANYTHING! Just don't be mad at me PULEEEEAAAAASE! I'll change! I'll never do it again! I don't know what I was thinking! Blink



lol dear nah your a +300 with me Blink

I love your humour Big Smile


Phew! I am so relieved! Blink

     
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Posted by mahdrof:
Looking through some old emails for something yesterday, and came across this that a friend sent me a few years ago. Enjoy!



For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing
with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand
just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the points system:

Simple Duties
1.) You make the bed.....+1
2.) You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.....0
3.) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....-1
4.) You leave the toilet seat up.....-5
5.) You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.....0
6.) When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.....-1
7.) When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.... -2
8.) You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
9.) In the snow .....+8
10.)But return with beer.....-5
11.)And no liners.....-25
12.)You check out a suspicious noise at night.....0
13.)You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.....0
14.)You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.....+5
15.)You pummel it with a six iron.....+10
16.)It's her cat.....-40

AT THE PARTY
1.) You stay by her side the entire party.....0
2.) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College
drinking buddy.....-2
3.) Named Tiffany.....-4
4.) Tiffany is a dancer......-10
5.) With breast implants.....-18

HER BIRTHDAY
1.) You remember her birthday.....0
2.) You buy a card and flowers.....0
3.) You take her out to dinner.....0
4.) You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.....+1
5.) Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2
6..) And it's all-you-can-eat night.....-3
7.) It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
the colors of your favorite team ...-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
1.) Go with a pal.....0
2.) The pal is happily married.....+1
3.) The pal is single......-7
4.) He drives a Ferrari.....-10
5.) With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).....-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
1.) You take her to a movie.....+2
2.) You take her to a movie she likes.....+4
3.) You take her to a movie you hate.....+6
4.) You take her to a movie you like.....-2
5.) It's called Death Cop III.....-3
6.) Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.....-9
7.) You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
1.) You develop a noticeable pot belly.....-15
2.) You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.....+10
3.) You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts...-10
4.) You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....-800

THE BIG QUESTION:
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
1.) You hesitate in responding.....-10
2.) You reply, "Where?".....-35
3.) You reply, "No, I think it's your ass".....-100
4.) Any other response......-20

COMMUNICATION:
When she wants to talk about a problem:
1.) You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....0
2.) You listen, for over 30 minutes.....+5
3.) You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.....+50
4.) You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying well,
what do you think I should do?".....-100
5.) You have fallen asleep.....-200

ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
1.) You talk.....-100
2.) You don't talk.....-150
3.) You spend time with her......-200
4.) You don't spend time with her.....-500
5.) You seem to be enjoying yourself..-1000
GAME OVER - YOU LOSE AGAIN!!!
Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile



It's a little joy to me knowing everyone on the earth, even if thousand of KMs far from me with a different language and culture, is facing the same exact matters than me


VNH madhrof Thumbs Up

     
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