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Posted by SuperNoob:
like i said before you have no idea about statistics or numbers you are talkin about, anyway keep living in your house of delusion.

come on then pr ick explain how you caclulate in the winningchances of a given hand INCLUDING UN CHALLANGED HANDS Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!

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Posted by SuperNoob:
like i said before you have no idea about statistics or numbers you are talkin about, anyway keep living in your house of delusion.

come on then pr ick explain how you caclulate in the winningchances of a given hand INCLUDING UN CHALLANGED HANDS

YOU ARE SAYING THAT POCKET ACES WIN IN ACCESS OF 83% INTERESTING AND THEY COULD INFACT BE 98% FAVORITE DEPENDING ON HOW PLAYED.

MATH IS ALL WRONG ODDS MEAN NOTHING AND UN CHALLENGED ACES CHANGE THE LAW OF PROBABILITY LOL LOL LOL LOL.YOUR STATING THAT POCKET ACES HAVE A VARYING CHANCE OF WINNING AS UN CHALLENGED WINS MUST BE COUNTED. WHAT A FKIN MORON

KEEP DIGGINGE FOOL Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!

Edited by onlinejoke (13 August 2011 @ 14:22 GMT)


     
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like i am gonna bother Blink

     
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Posted by SuperNoob:
like i am gonna bother Blink



YOU CANT EXPLAIN BECAUSE YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG


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Posted by onlinejoke:
Posted by SuperNoob:
like i am gonna bother Blink



YOU CANT EXPLAIN BECAUSE YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG

LEARN ABOUT MARGINS AND PERCENTAGES. START BY ASKING A FIVE YEAR OLD DUMB ASSSSSSSSS


     
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first go learn A B C, then ask for lessons of A for apple

     
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Posted by SuperNoob:
first go learn A B C, then ask for lessons of A for apple

do you have any form of education??>>

     
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online joke, you didn't really explain with your stats whether they were won/lost on the flop/turn or river (with or without showdown).

Please just include stats for all-in pre flop HU

Also, you're embarrassing yourself, SuperNoob has shown himself time & again to be far more educated & intelligent than you. And everyone is seeing it.

     
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Any way to "bump" this thread out of existence?...

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Posted by onlinejoke:
Posted by SuperNoob:
first go learn A B C, then ask for lessons of A for apple

do you have any form of education??>>



Here we go again!

Onlinejoke, we´re going to have to start with you.
It´s A K Q.....

     
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Posted by IslandJack:
Any way to "bump" this thread out of existence?...


Yes actually. I believe that is something Mr.Admin is able to do and I also believe he has a large hammer...

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:
online joke, you didn't really explain with your stats whether they were won/lost on the flop/turn or river (with or without showdown).

Please just include stats for all-in pre flop HU

Also, you're embarrassing yourself, SuperNoob has shown himself time & again to be far more educated & intelligent than you. And everyone is seeing it.


will you fuckkk off wanker at least i post data now fuckkk off your such a donk. THE HANDS ARE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IN PRE


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Posted by jessthehuman:
online joke, you didn't really explain with your stats whether they were won/lost on the flop/turn or river (with or without showdown).

Please just include stats for all-in pre flop HU

Also, you're embarrassing yourself, SuperNoob has shown himself time & again to be far more educated & intelligent than you. And everyone is seeing it.

AGAIN WANKER I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOU . POST DATA

     
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Posted by onlinejoke:
will you fuckkk off wanker at least i post data now fuckkk off your such a donk. THE HANDS ARE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IN PRE


Lets say I give you the benefit of the doubt and you're not lying, although obviously you quite easily could have typed in anything you like, to support you crazy.. But let's say you're not lying, then you're just incredibly unlucky..

However, I suspect it is far more likely that you are lying..

I've never seen a large sample of HH that didn't match roughly expected outcomes.. If AA lost allin pre HU as often as you suggest, people would be on to it (and by people, I mean serious poker players, not looney-tunes like you).

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Posted by onlinejoke:AGAIN WANKER I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOU . POST DATA

You are such an idiot, I personally don't have enough HH data to prove anything one way or another. HOWEVER - there has been links provided to you already, of studies of over 1million HH and they have indicated there is nothing suspicious about the outcomes. When you saw these studies you just argued nonsense at them.

Don't you finally get it yet ? You are an idiot - seriously, that is all there is to this, you're just incredibly thick. It really is that simple, when you understand this, you need to quit poker and maybe look into getting work sweeping floors or some s**t, maybe McDonalds, I dunno, but you are not at all bright.


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Put it this way 'joke:

Generally speaking, when I play poker, if I get all my chips in good, I don't expect to lose to some BS river card, I am not saying it never happens. But if I get it in for example AA vs QQ, I'm not thinking "any money a Q comes", I am thinking 'Hell yeh baby" whilst fist pumping like a madman.

If I get it in on the flop and my opponent has 2 outs, I am not thinking 'Pfft.. yeah, I know what the river will be.." once again - I am first pumping like a fucking champion and counting my chips.

I'm not saying I never get sucked out on, or have never had a bad day/week etc where it happens too much and drives me crazy.

But over all, if I get my chips in good, I expect to win and I usually do..

I think online joke - you probably just are not as good as you think you are, you say you crush live ? Online plays destroy live players on the online tables - live players might have a good table game, nice reads, etc. But online, you've got WoW converts grinding 12hrs+ a day, reading books, using HUDs, studying maths, etc. They completely OWN you. You suck and you need to leave this thread alone.

No one here likes you, no one cares what you have to say and no one agrees with you. So just F off.

You have nothing positive to contribute here, this is a forum for people who ENJOY online poker. If you don't like online poker, thats fine, not a problem. But here is a community of people who DO like it. You are 51 yrs old sweety, that is probably a bit late in life to still be getting a kick from trolling forums regarding hobbies that don't interest you.

So, seriously, if you don't enjoy online poker, can't beat the game, think the poker room is out to get you, or whatever. Fine. But just leave it alone, leave this place alone and go spend your time doing something you do enjoy OK.

Edited by jessthehuman (14 August 2011 @ 02:37 GMT)


     
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HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT THAT POST BUT I STILL DONT THINK HE WILL GET THE POINT

     
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I'm going to say it for him jessthehuman you did not post any data.


Hang on I did it wrong...


Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by onlinejoke:
will you fuckkk off wanker at least i post data now fuckkk off your such a donk. THE HANDS ARE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IN PRE


Lets say I give you the benefit of the doubt and you're not lying, although obviously you quite easily could have typed in anything you like, to support you crazy.. But let's say you're not lying, then you're just incredibly unlucky..

However, I suspect it is far more likely that you are lying..

I've never seen a large sample of HH that didn't match roughly expected outcomes.. If AA lost allin pre HU as often as you suggest, people would be on to it (and by people, I mean serious poker players, not looney-tunes like you).

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Posted by onlinejoke:AGAIN WANKER I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOU . POST DATA

You are such an idiot, I personally don't have enough HH data to prove anything one way or another. HOWEVER - there has been links provided to you already, of studies of over 1million HH and they have indicated there is nothing suspicious about the outcomes. When you saw these studies you just argued nonsense at them.

Don't you finally get it yet ? You are an idiot - seriously, that is all there is to this, you're just incredibly thick. It really is that simple, when you understand this, you need to quit poker and maybe look into getting work sweeping floors or some s**t, maybe McDonalds, I dunno, but you are not at all bright.


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Put it this way 'joke:

Generally speaking, when I play poker, if I get all my chips in good, I don't expect to lose to some BS river card, I am not saying it never happens. But if I get it in for example AA vs QQ, I'm not thinking "any money a Q comes", I am thinking 'Hell yeh baby" whilst fist pumping like a madman.

If I get it in on the flop and my opponent has 2 outs, I am not thinking 'Pfft.. yeah, I know what the river will be.." once again - I am first pumping like a fucking champion and counting my chips.

I'm not saying I never get sucked out on, or have never had a bad day/week etc where it happens too much and drives me crazy.

But over all, if I get my chips in good, I expect to win and I usually do..

I think online joke - you probably just are not as good as you think you are, you say you crush live ? Online plays destroy live players on the online tables - live players might have a good table game, nice reads, etc. But online, you've got WoW converts grinding 12hrs+ a day, reading books, using HUDs, studying maths, etc. They completely OWN you. You suck and you need to leave this thread alone.

No one here likes you, no one cares what you have to say and no one agrees with you. So just F off.

You have nothing positive to contribute here, this is a forum for people who ENJOY online poker. If you don't like online poker, thats fine, not a problem. But here is a community of people who DO like it. You are 51 yrs old sweety, that is probably a bit late in life to still be getting a kick from trolling forums regarding hobbies that don't interest you.

So, seriously, if you don't enjoy online poker, can't beat the game, think the poker room is out to get you, or whatever. Fine. But just leave it alone, leave this place alone and go spend your time doing something you do enjoy OK.



You did not post any data. (fill here with random abuse)


For onlinejester, fully agree with well everyone who replies to you, but with reguards to what you posted it does read as follows.(post 54)

Posted by onlinejoke
I already proved nothing. Cant find any software to track from pre flop to river but then, I am a retard.
Again I will say why do I ignore proper tests.

I do have strawberry stats that I hand picked from field (hands only) 871 were strawberry's but 185 raspberry's which is about 82%. So far so good.

539 Pocket strawberry's went through a blender as other pickers ate theirs, leaving 517 strawberry's and 332 raspberry's. Over all the true odds of finding bananas in a strawberry field is 64%

DONT TELL ME THE FRUIT CAKE IS WRONG

I have requested a glass of juice that cover all aspects of fruit, but no pickers will make me a smoothy.

Again if the farmer was so honest at least one of these pickers would make some sort of fruit drink Sad



OT- my 2 is @ using shift, and ' is now ", how do I swap them back?


     
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I just had to bump this s**t. Best laugh all night.. Haha - I seriously just read this entire thread.

It started here, reading about luck in poker:

http://www.bankrollmob.com/forum.asp?mode=thread&id...

And LNP was mentioned, which led me to look up 'jokes last post, which is here:

http://www.bankrollmob.com/forum.asp?mode=thread&id...

And that thread just happened to link to this one.. And.. well.. what can I say ? Thumbs Up

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OH ! And this:

http://www.bankrollmob.com/forum.asp?mode=thread&id...

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Maybe he will come back now.. I hope so.. I miss being angry Jess.. I lost my spark, which isn't surprising; how can any common rigtard that comes along now perk my interest up after this fella? *sigh*

Edited by jessthehuman (02 January 2012 @ 15:34 GMT)


     
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Posted by jessthehuman:
Maybe he will come back now.. I hope so.. I miss being angry Jess.. I lost my spark, which isn't surprising; how can any common rigtard that comes along now perk my interest up after this fella? *sigh*


I noticed that too. Ever since OnlineJoke disappeared you haven't been the same Jess. Def. a lot of fodder for multiple posts there. One can always hope he will come back, and Midnight1954 and then the three of you can lock horns. Evil

     
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i think his shrink did a pretty good job Big Smile

     
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Posted by SuperNoob:
i think his shrink did a pretty good job Big Smile

Big Smile Thumbs Up

     
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Erm, OnlineJoke, you really are a rude, horrible, obssesive, arrogant idiot. Every single person here is now either a. winding you up, b. laughing at you, or c. LOVING the fact that they are NOTHING like you.

Absolute trololololololol @ you and this thread.

Thread should be deleted and onlinejoke banned for abuse tbh. Worship Worship Worship

C'mon Tony....do the right thing.. Worship Worship

     
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wtf is this ?

     
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Just realised this thread had been bumped from aaaages ago.. lol. Confused Sleepy Shock

     
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Posted by shoveandtilt:
Just realised this thread had been bumped from aaaages ago.. lol. Confused Sleepy Shock


haha.. my bad!

     
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