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  2-Aug-11, 05:49   #1
ITCHY ? +1 
ArcticBear 

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after many hours at the poker tables itchy balls can be a very imbarrassing problem I mean if playing live do you just stand up and get tore into them , or do you on the sly have a game of pocket billiards to hopefully releave the problem. A good friend of mine plays lots of live poker and is a great believer in talcum powder liberally applied to the crotch and a good ball dusting as he says seems to work for him , however some may find that that this can cause other problems such as cakeing or cementing , this happens if the balls become really sweaty and the talc becomes tacky or worse if a low cost talc is used it may becom the consistency of chewing gum which can lead to pubic hair tangles ( very painful). Online players do not have to suffer this problem being able to relieve themself with a good massage or scratch at any time or if others are present a dash to the toilet will allow attention to itchy balls in private , I prever to ( when alone ) have my nuts well ventilated when playing online tournaments for hours , just let them be free and hang down this is best, but if you have pets for instance cats BEWARE as playful moggys can cause considerable pain if grabbing at dangleing objects .

Edited by ArcticBear (02 August 2011 @ 05:53 GMT)

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  2-Aug-11, 08:14   #2
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TheMachineQC 

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Wow, you're a weirdo! Big Smile

     
  2-Aug-11, 09:10   #3
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ArcticBear 

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Posted by TheMachineQC:
Wow, you're a weirdo! Big Smile

well deviance is in the eye of the beholder but no matter how careful a man is with his personal hygene ( I shower at least once a month ) itchy balls do occurr if seated in the same position for long pieriods while stressed or warm , now I was advised by a friend that he uses talcum powder to help with this afliction and was merely passing on the information take it or leave it I care not a jot.

Jock itch, also known as tinea cruris, is a fungal infection of the skin in the groin. The warm, moist environment is the perfect place for the fungus to grow. Anything that enhances that environment puts the person at risk of getting jock itch. Therefore, wearing sweaty, wet clothing in the summer time or wearing several layers of clothing in the wintertime causes an increased incidence of jock itch. Men are affected more often than women.
The Jock Itch Fungus

Edited by ArcticBear (02 August 2011 @ 09:23 GMT)

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  2-Aug-11, 09:57   #4
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IslandJack 

Joined: Oct '09
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Euuuh.....
Wow, you're a weirdo!
Couldn´t think of a better one than that. Big Smile

And all this at 5h30 in the morning?
Sounds like you´re out to solve all the problems in the world.
Nice....

     
  2-Aug-11, 11:05   #5
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ArcticBear 

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chickens and other featherd birds rise early , the early bird gets its work done quickly , and the tide only rises when the moon says so

     
  2-Aug-11, 11:20   #6
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IslandJack 

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Posted by ArcticBear:
chickens and other featherd birds rise early , the early bird gets its work done quickly , and the tide only rises when the moon says so


But you´re a Bear... Confused
Unless you switch to Indian (as in Apache) headgear...no feathers... Blink

     
  2-Aug-11, 11:30   #7
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ArcticBear 

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Posted by IslandJack:
Posted by ArcticBear:
chickens and other featherd birds rise early , the early bird gets its work done quickly , and the tide only rises when the moon says so


But you're a Bear... Confused
Unless you switch to Indian (as in Apache) headgear...no feathers... Blink

chickens need care or the dont produce I always take care to produce , to care and therefore produce it is necessary to get out of your pit before someone throws you out as some need

     
  2-Aug-11, 13:42   #8
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Fakiry 

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ArticBear, you sure have brought a new way to talk about poker on BRM, no doubt about that. This are really interesting questions, if we think of everything that surrounds the poker game. Its the same as thinking that, if girls always go on pairs to the bathroom when they go out, how do they do when they are playing live poker? Perhaps two girls in the same poker will combine to be sit out at the same time, so they can make company one to the other Big Smile

     
  2-Aug-11, 14:15   #9
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magatt966 

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I would like to answer: only if noones looking...but it is very unlikely in my situation

anyway nice poll Thumbs Up

     
  2-Aug-11, 21:02   #10
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ArcticBear 

Joined: Jun '11
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me thinks you boasting

     
  3-Aug-11, 06:31   #11
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magatt966 

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Posted by ArcticBear:
me thinks you boasting


no....I strongly need to go on holiday as soon as possible

     
  3-Aug-11, 15:46   #12
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holtland 

Joined: Jun '11
Location: Netherlands
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Use surgical spirit to get rid of crabs.

Don't ever use white spirit(paint stripper) as it will make it look like a snake shedding it's skin. Blink
as I found out......painfully Sad

     
  3-Aug-11, 17:32   #13
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ArcticBear 

Joined: Jun '11
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you are one fooked up dude but I like you,lol,

yes crabs are a nusance but it was many years ago that I had the misfortune to come across them, however your remedy is totally over kill silly boy, your common headlice killer found obtained easily from your local chemist will do the job,

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  7-Aug-11, 16:47   #14
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ArcticBear 

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try holland holtland is serving crab

     
  7-Aug-11, 17:09   #15
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Jibberish 

Joined: May '11
Location: Canada
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 979
whats even worse is that i dress in that gangster style but you'd think extremely baggy clothes would be comfortable... not all the time my pants make my boxers rise up and practically wedgie me every 15 minutes, try standing up to re-adjust your boxers all the time, plus i get really sweaty really easy, so i smell like sweaty balls about 2 hours in

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and im the only person who polled yes lmaoooo

     
  7-Aug-11, 17:13   #16
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ArcticBear 

Joined: Jun '11
Location: United Kingdom
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lol. far to much information my friend and yes you seem the type to be a public scratcher

     
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