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T-Shirt with the face of supererou, the world's most talented poker player, who

     
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still plays the micro's but is well known for his

     
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Posted by arsenej1:
still plays the micro's but is well known for his

posts on Bankrollmob. Suddenly "Daniel" reached behind his ear and pulled off his mask, revealing that he was in fact the reknowned but banned BRM poster DUNOTRA!

     
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He takes his "supererou" t-shirt off and says:

     
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Posted by Supererou:
He takes his "supererou" t-shirt off and says:

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
so sexy it hurts!"

     
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after one to many beer and singing the too sexy for my shirt song dunotra falls out of his chair and

     
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wakes up realizing that it was all just a dream, he was playing the final table at the WSOP...He takes another shot of Jack Daniels, looks str8 at durrr who was near him and says: ( Smile)) too sexy for my short lol)

     
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durrr reminds him that before he passed out and hit the floor he had taken all over daniels money and would now have to borrow a shirt from

     
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Posted by arsenej1:
durrr reminds him that before he passed out and hit the floor he had taken all over daniels money and would now have to borrow a shirt from

somebody before the staff kicks him out. Dunotra looks around, sees Maria Ho giving him THE look, walks over to her and says:

     
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dont kid yourslef hunny, im all man. she bends over and

     
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takes out the big gun

     
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Posted by SuperNoob:
takes out the big gun

but after so many years of riding a bicycle in the Netherlands, it is more of a pop-cap pistol now.

     
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Pigs started to fall from sky and then it become clear that Dunotra is actually tripping on...

     
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shrooms he thought were regular mushrooms and

     
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Posted by arsenej1:
shrooms he thought were regular mushrooms and


Suddenly he thought he saw an avalanche of naked ladies but instead it was...

     
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4 cops heading towards him

     
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Posted by jovicakralj:
4 cops heading towards him

He quickly hid his "artistic" pictures of female no-no spots and

     
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Posted by mahdrof:
He quickly hid his "artistic" pictures of female no-no spots and


suddenly remembered that the juicy magazine he was trying to take home, was actually lent to him by ILI-DoubleOwTwo along with two "Knitting for Dummies" volumes

     
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In the meantime, at an airport in Las Vegas, Dunotra's younger brother Holtland stepped off of a plane, took a deep breath of the warm desert air, and into the terminal.

     
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He noticed that his turquoise "I <3 Bob-Squarepants" t-shirt was a bit torn, but while phoning his knitting-expert bro for a helping hand, all of a sudden he...

     
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