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my mate emailed me this lol

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Only time i'd get the pink and wrinkly out would be at a game with all blind players Cool

     
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jennifer is about to push with her small pair !! ha dont be like that dinger, i wont cheat ....honest Blink

     
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Posted by xDINGERx:
Only time i'd get the pink and wrinkly out would be at a game with all blind players Cool


Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers???.....


YOUR MUM!!!



(washing line) Tongue

     
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LMAO can i raise her small pair with a royal flush Shock

     
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Posted by xDINGERx:
LMAO can i raise her small pair with a royal flush Shock

lol lol Worship Worship Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

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Posted by cjvfruity:
Posted by xDINGERx:
Only time i'd get the pink and wrinkly out would be at a game with all blind players Cool


Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers???.....


YOUR MUM!!!



(washing line) Tongue

hahahaha i once got that in a bday card

     
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Hee Hee am laughing so much I can barely type, by pink and wrinkly I meant my skin not my Dinky Confused

     
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Posted by xDINGERx:
Hee Hee am laughing so much I can barely type, by pink and wrinkly I meant my skin not my Dinky Confused

damn got to put those thoughts away LOL

     
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Posted by xDINGERx:
Hee Hee am laughing so much I can barely type, by pink and wrinkly I meant my skin not my Dinky Confused

sounds like a muff to me................. ahem i mean bluff Shock

     
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I'm in! But I can't leave my boobies hanging out too long or they start to stretch...

     
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Posted by xDINGERx:
Hee Hee am laughing so much I can barely type, by pink and wrinkly I meant my skin not my Dinky Confused


Dont lie!... I can see your tinky winky, nuh nuh Tongue

     
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ok if we're going for smutty poker terms I'm all in with a backdoor straight Big Smile

     
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Posted by xDINGERx:
ok if we're going for smutty poker terms I'm all in with a backdoor straight Big Smile

im gonna slow roll you with every hand i got then hopefully ill hit the jackpot at the end !! Big Smile

     
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Im gonna PLAY every FOUR, get you all worked up... then get you down really low.. and shove in on you!.... hard!!!


This thread is perverted!!! Shock

     
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Hey, they are all, exept for Helmuts hat, naked?! So, who won? The cameraman?

Or are they just starting to play strip poker, without any clothes?

I hate to spoil your fun here, but there's something fishy with this photo. It's staged, photoshoped or something...

Don't trust everything on the Internet. It's mostly rigged.

     
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Posted by Pjot:
Hey, they are all, exept for Helmuts hat, naked?! So, who won? The cameraman?

Or are they just starting to play strip poker, without any clothes?

I hate to spoil your fun here, but there's something fishy with this photo. It's staged, photoshoped or something...

Don't trust everything on the Internet. It's mostly rigged.

** LINK REMOVED BY ADMIN - sorry, can't link to that page as it advertises poker bonuses **
and thats just p*ssed on your parade ..........bet you think 9/11 was staged too lmao

Edited by Administrator (22 November 2011 @ 13:57 GMT)


     
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Posted by daninleeds:
Posted by Pjot:
Hey, they are all, exept for Helmuts hat, naked?! So, who won? The cameraman?

Or are they just starting to play strip poker, without any clothes?

I hate to spoil your fun here, but there's something fishy with this photo. It's staged, photoshoped or something...

Don't trust everything on the Internet. It's mostly rigged.

** LINK REMOVED BY ADMIN - sorry, can't link to that page as it advertises poker bonuses **
and thats just p*ssed on your parade ..........bet you think 9/11 was staged too lmao

As soon as you post a picture of the hijackers witthout clothes playing strip poker, I will consider the possibility...

And BTW, noone has pissed on my parade. It's very dry, and marching around the room. 3 cats and a potatomasher on wheels.

     
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I went to one of those celebrity poker tournaments last night, it was quite surreal...

Peter Andre lost out on a big pair.
Randy Jackson was sad to lose on Jacks n 5.
Stevie Wonder forgot he was the big blind.
Ray Mears made a killing on the river,
after Hugh Hefner went all in pre-flop.
Kerry Katona gave all her money to the dealer.
Prince Charles got the wrong queen.
And Jeremy Beadle had a rubbish hand all night.

     
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Posted by *username removed by BRM*:
I went to one of those celebrity poker tournaments last night, it was quite surreal...

Peter Andre lost out on a big pair.
Randy Jackson was sad to lose on Jacks n 5.
Stevie Wonder forgot he was the big blind.
Ray Mears made a killing on the river,
after Hugh Hefner went all in pre-flop.
Kerry Katona gave all her money to the dealer.
Prince Charles got the wrong queen.
And Jeremy Beadle had a rubbish hand all night.


That is just brilliant!!!!!
Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
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Posted by daninleeds:
Posted by xDINGERx:
ok if we're going for smutty poker terms I'm all in with a backdoor straight Big Smile

im gonna slow roll you with every hand i got then hopefully ill hit the jackpot at the end !! Big Smile

lol I might just raise the blinds for that one Smile

     
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