BankrollMob Forum

BankrollMob Forum » Poker Forum » Why the fffing f can't I get any of these bankrolls?!


Page 2 of 2Go to page: « Previous  1, 2  

   0   
Posted by SuperNoob:
Posted by Flippedchips:
And btw do you even get camels in india Confused I thought elephants was the average man's transport Big Smile Big Smile


given the outrageous no of people we have, just imagine traffic jams of camels and elephants

and worse - people going to withdraw melons from ATM- (automated teller melonmachine)


l
LMFAO i got tears, i really cant stop laughing at the thought of taking melons out the melon machine Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile
must be good all the same as it will be alot harder to lose your melons down the back of the couch Big Smile

     
   0   
I tried to get 10 melons from the hole in the wall melon machine, out of my melon account just now, I got a message on the melon machine telling me I didnt have enough melons in my melon account and to contact the melon accounts manager at my nearest melon branch.


     
   0   
Posted by Flippedchips:
Posted by magatt966:
Posted by RobY:

I MUST POINT THIS OUT - the first guy who posted is from India, what's the average wage gotta do, he probably gets paid in camels or melons.


I'm regularly paid in spaghettis and mandolinoes


whats the tax on that magatt


just this

Attached Imagesdishwasher.gif

     
   0   
Posted by magatt966:
Posted by Flippedchips:
Posted by magatt966:
Posted by RobY:

I MUST POINT THIS OUT - the first guy who posted is from India, what's the average wage gotta do, he probably gets paid in camels or melons.


I'm regularly paid in spaghettis and mandolinoes


whats the tax on that magatt


just this

I realise now that I am quite lucky to be paid in hot nympomaniac blondes that are apart of the swedish bikiniteam...

     
   0   
nice 1 Thumbs Up

     
   0   
lol.....lol

     
   0   
Roby you may not be from the north pole but you are from Estonia who the f-uck do you think is going to let you any way near there cash deposit methods, especially if they did your country men would do all they could to fleece that site.

They dont allow countries like yours because its an every day thing to rip off who they can, they go to college to learn the methods of how to, ( thats a bit not true ok ) but why do you think you lot cant get on most sites because the majority of you are thieving gits.
OK YOU GOT IT.

     
   0   
Posted by RobY:
I have been a member here for 3 years!
Only 1 offer I could have received !
This pisses me off!
I have validated my account in every possible way there is!
Treat me like a member god damit!
I just signed up to carbon, credit my account with the 10$ free show some respect!
acc: PlzReRaiseMe
email: **EMAILS NOT ALLOWED**

Don't give me any fucking country "blabla", I'm not from north pole where they don't have internet!
Aww crap!


hhahaahahhahahahaha ,what an idiot,don't they teach you manners in estonia?
you don't deserve any help talking like that
Sleepy

     
   0   
Posted by simon6:
Roby you may not be from the north pole but you are from Estonia who the f-uck do you think is going to let you any way near there cash deposit methods, especially if they did your country men would do all they could to fleece that site.

They dont allow countries like yours because its an every day thing to rip off who they can, they go to college to learn the methods of how to, ( thats a bit not true ok ) but why do you think you lot cant get on most sites because the majority of you are thieving gits.
OK YOU GOT IT.


Simon with his rascism again. Tut-tut. Angry

     
   0   
They don't pay off in camels and melons or anyother by-product.
In India the cow has the final say in all matters and can do no wrong.

Do you know the difference between a woman and a cow in India ?

Seriously ?

The woman won't deficate on the kitchen floor when doing the dishes.
This is a scientific fact that the Government of India has published in their Medical Journal of 2012.

Smile Big Smile Cool

     
   0   
well estonia is shitty place to live in Big Smile just joking- no really it pisses me of big time to see the available offers and have no way to get them- but since there is nothing you can do, i guess you just have to accept it, or you can send everyone far far away...but still this would help to get the offers... Big Smile

     
   0   
Posted by GIOMi6:
Please accept the fact that not all countries are eligible for the free offers, so try another offer you are eligible for. there are a lot of promos out there my friend.

I'm sorry , couldn't help it , and I'm not mean , but did u manage to get a bankroll Big Smile ? Cause I never heard of Suriname , so I'm curious Big Smile.

     
   0   
Lol this is a funny thread. All kinds of things going on.

After reading it, I'g guessing the others are right. Poker sites use NDP's to attract depositing customers. Therefore they target richer nations. You may be wealthy yourself, but poker sites can't evaluate individuals just statistics.

Why not deposit and play for real, way more profitable that a couple bucks.

     
Page 2 of 2Go to page: « Previous  1, 2  

BankrollMob Forum » Poker Forum » Why the fffing f can't I get any of these bankrolls?!

 
Forum Rules | Support & FAQ

Disclosure: BankrollMob may earn a commission based on the advertisement material on this site. #AD

© 2022 BankrollMob.com - All Rights Reserved CONTACT | ABOUT | PRIVACY & COOKIE POLICY | TERMS & CONDITIONS | NEWSLETTER | AFFILIATES | REPORT SPAM | ADVERTISING
  Please Play Responsibly