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  28-Dec-11, 23:27   #21
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jovicakralj 

Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 2087
Posted by Darth_bane:


i'm pretty sure there are some good eastern europea ones but i can't read that gibberish

Speaking of ignrance... Big Smile

     
  28-Dec-11, 23:29   #22
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ladyred 
Joined: Sep '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 65 (F)
Posts: 154
River rat Big Smile

     
  29-Dec-11, 06:12   #23
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Flippedchips 

Joined: Dec '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 38 (M)
Posts: 2087
If the person is being a pain in the tits and freaking out about getting sucked out on or something i just say calm down blossom or if its an aussie i change it to possom Big Smile tends to send them of there nuts and often ship there stack to me in the next few hands Big Smile I try to not say anything as i believe its bad karma Big Smile but sometimes i cant help myself to wind someone up keeps me amused if i only have a few tables going Big Smile

If the person is from argentina and they having a moan about some i also love to say to them "Don't cry for me argentina"

love a good wind up if they are asking for it Big Smile

     
  29-Dec-11, 09:45   #24
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pokershark74 

Joined: Feb '11
Location: Canada
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 831
one time i was playing this freeroll and i bubbled a guy who had just under my amount of chips like literally like 10 chip difference because i had made a read that he was shoving with like A-10 so i had called with an ace jack suited he happened to be shoving with ace ace and i flopped the flush right away. this one player was quite peturbed as i would be and yelled in all caps.
YOU SON OF A MONKEYS UNCLE YOU. I cracked right up ive heard the expression before but never at the felt.

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btw i know that calling almost all my chips on an ace jack is risky to say the least. but when your feeling it your feeling it eh. its like i could sense my flopped flush lmfao

     
  29-Dec-11, 09:57   #25
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wiggggy 

Joined: Nov '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 48
I've been called a German bockwurst head yesterday, was funny but didn't really make sense, think he was like 10 or something
Most annoying is JJAJAJAJJAJAJA everytime they win a small hand not an offense just annoying.

     
  29-Dec-11, 10:07   #26
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pokershark74 

Joined: Feb '11
Location: Canada
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 831
just got a good one lmfao. guy pre flop shoves in 100 dollar freeroll on pkr and as he does he calls me a donk for raising about 2.5 bbs so i call kinda out of spite. and knock him out of tourny. he immediately tells me to go die from AIDS

     
  29-Dec-11, 10:34   #27
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Flippedchips 

Joined: Dec '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 38 (M)
Posts: 2087
Posted by wiggggy:
I've been called a German bockwurst head yesterday, was funny but didn't really make sense, think he was like 10 or something
Most annoying is JJAJAJAJJAJAJA everytime they win a small hand not an offense just annoying.


is jaja not haha in spanish ect Cool

     
  29-Dec-11, 11:04   #28
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pokershark74 

Joined: Feb '11
Location: Canada
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 831
Posted by wiggggy:
Most annoying is JJAJAJAJJAJAJA everytime they win a small hand not an offense just annoying.



I FUCKING HATE THAT.... jajajaj.... its fucking HaHaHa theyre is no j in laughter people

     
  29-Dec-11, 11:30   #29
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B1gfoot 

Joined: Mar '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 40 (M)
Posts: 6714
Posted by Flippedchips:
Posted by wiggggy:
I've been called a German bockwurst head yesterday, was funny but didn't really make sense, think he was like 10 or something
Most annoying is JJAJAJAJJAJAJA everytime they win a small hand not an offense just annoying.


is jaja not haha in spanish ect Cool

Sometimes its just a retard with big fingers.

     
  29-Dec-11, 12:37   #30
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jovicakralj 

Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 2087
Posted by B1gfoot:
Posted by Flippedchips:
Posted by wiggggy:
I've been called a German bockwurst head yesterday, was funny but didn't really make sense, think he was like 10 or something
Most annoying is JJAJAJAJJAJAJA everytime they win a small hand not an offense just annoying.


is jaja not haha in spanish ect Cool

Sometimes its just a retard with big fingers.

Jaja means balls or eggs n Serbian Big Smile

Im gonnna make tread: how to insult someone on your language? Cool

     
  29-Dec-11, 19:33   #31
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Darth_bane 
Joined: Oct '11
Location: Belgium
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 138
Posted by jovicakralj:
Posted by B1gfoot:
Posted by Flippedchips:
Posted by wiggggy:
I've been called a German bockwurst head yesterday, was funny but didn't really make sense, think he was like 10 or something
Most annoying is JJAJAJAJJAJAJA everytime they win a small hand not an offense just annoying.


is jaja not haha in spanish ect Cool

Sometimes its just a retard with big fingers.

Jaja means balls or eggs n Serbian Big Smile

Im gonnna make tread: how to insult someone on your language? Cool


how ignorant to think i would give a damn what it means in serbian

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........ Big Smile

Edited by Darth_bane (29 December 2011 @ 19:37 GMT)


     
  29-Dec-11, 21:41   #32
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byng0 
Joined: Mar '11
Location: Canada
Age: 68 (M)
Posts: 216
Three things come to mind.

1) "The best part of you ran down your mother's leg "

2) Fighting on the InterNet is like the Special Olympics

you can win GOLD but at the end of the day your still a Retard

3) Never have sex with a Pig
because they'll squeal on you everytime

Smile Big Smile Cool

     
  29-Dec-11, 22:57   #33
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jovicakralj 

Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 2087
Posted by Darth_bane:
Posted by jovicakralj:
Posted by B1gfoot:
Posted by Flippedchips:
Posted by wiggggy:
I've been called a German bockwurst head yesterday, was funny but didn't really make sense, think he was like 10 or something
Most annoying is JJAJAJAJJAJAJA everytime they win a small hand not an offense just annoying.


is jaja not haha in spanish ect Cool

Sometimes its just a retard with big fingers.

Jaja means balls or eggs n Serbian Big Smile

Im gonnna make tread: how to insult someone on your language? Cool


how ignorant to think i would give a damn what it means in serbian

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........ Big Smile

Sry, I didnt know we write here only for you to read...

     
  30-Dec-11, 03:32   #34
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retribution 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: Canada
Age: 40 (M)
Posts: 1490
Oh man, I've been called all manner of things, I just laugh and beak back at them. You know when someones insulting you, that they are 100% on tilt, and you can and should totally use it against them Smile

     
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