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  1-Jan-12, 03:34   #1
hik hik im so drunk and just got some pussy +5 
jovicakralj 

Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 2087
and im ging to play, lets see who is more drunk, me or them, i think i play better drunk then they are sober weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hapy new year bemyatm, jess, flipped, mahd,island,dozn,s**t i cant remember anyone...retardbution,midnight,tony,dlkv,s**t...everyoneeeeeeeeeee

Edited by jovicakralj (01 January 2012 @ 03:39 GMT)


     
  1-Jan-12, 03:37   #2
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BeMyATMplz 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Germany
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 1859
[04:29:19] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: hmm sounds like you are capable of making some funny posts on BRM right now (smirk)
[04:29:49] Jovica: lol
[04:29:53] Jovica: good idea
[04:29:56] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: Big Smile
[04:30:14] Jovica: Maybe to try to say hi
[04:30:24] Jovica: t nretardbution
[04:30:29] Jovica: hhahhahahah
[04:30:36] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: Ill reply to whatever thread you're gonna make
[04:30:48] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: or post
[04:30:50] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: just let me know
[04:30:52] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: when its up
[04:30:52] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: Tongue

I deserve all credit for this thread,you're welcome guys

Edited by Administrator (02 January 2012 @ 06:52 GMT)


     
  1-Jan-12, 03:40   #3
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jovicakralj 

Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 2087
Posted by BeMyATMplz:
[04:29:19] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: hmm sounds like you are capable of making some funny posts on BRM right now (smirk)
[04:29:49] Jovica: lol
[04:29:53] Jovica: good idea
[04:29:56] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: Big Smile
[04:30:14] Jovica: Maybe to try to say hi
[04:30:24] Jovica: t nretardbution
[04:30:29] Jovica: hhahhahahah
[04:30:36] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: Ill reply to whatever thread you're gonna make
[04:30:48] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: or post
[04:30:50] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: just let me know
[04:30:52] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: when its up
[04:30:52] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: Tongue

I deserve all credit for this thread,you're welcome guys

its not cooool hahahaaaaaa

Edited by Administrator (02 January 2012 @ 06:52 GMT)


     
  1-Jan-12, 04:57   #4
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SuperNoob 

Joined: May '09
Location: India
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 4873
happy new year ev1 Worship Worship Worship

     
  1-Jan-12, 05:39   #5
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jessthehuman 

Joined: Apr '09
Location: Australia
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 6482
PMSL

Well done guys!

     
  1-Jan-12, 05:40   #6
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Greenmohave 

Joined: Jan '11
Location: United States
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 3361
You guys are crazy! lol I can see it will be a rough morning for some of us on the 1st, but right now ................Happy New Years to you all at BRM and GL to All!! Worship Worship Thumbs Up

     
  1-Jan-12, 09:31   #7
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Flippedchips 

Joined: Dec '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 38 (M)
Posts: 2087
Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  1-Jan-12, 09:45   #8
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$k 

Joined: Nov '09
Location: Australia
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 715
LMAO I playing better when im drinking aswell
..Thread of 2012

     
  1-Jan-12, 09:53   #9
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Indo36M 

Joined: Nov '11
Location: Netherlands
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 105
then get drunk every day,seems u have fun whit it,thats the goodlife of a pokerplayer,huh?
u have boooze, a freeroll+p***y!!! where u can win atleast 5 dollar and u have have a p***y
so thats 4 times drunk , 4freerolls at 1 day and a p***y ( was it a clean 1? ) or secondhanded?
but i think that u ment you're p***y CAT Worship Worship Worship

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  1-Jan-12, 11:13   #10
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 10090
damn this thread is becoming a real dream thread for an abstinent... lmfao- so how do guys actually do on the tables when totally drunk...maybe this is a really profitable strategy, maybe there is a proportion of some sort- like 200ml of russian standart plus a big boobed babe...to do the trick... Big Smile

     
  1-Jan-12, 12:23   #11
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mahdrof 

Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 50 (M)
Posts: 2386
Go Jovi Go! Go Jovi Go!

You can do it Jovicaaaaa! CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

     
  1-Jan-12, 12:56   #12
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BeMyATMplz 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Germany
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 1859
We've played a $5.50 HU for the fun of it (I won obv because I was drunk,but a lot less drunk than him Big Smile )
Here a few herocalls/funny hands that happened Tongue

PokerStars Home Game #73089036821: {Bankrollmob players} Tournament #492833659, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (20/40) - 2011/12/31 23:02:26 ET
Table '492833659 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 6: acivoj pfc (1462 in chips)
Seat 8: BeMyATMplz (1538 in chips)
BeMyATMplz: posts small blind 20
acivoj pfc: posts big blind 40
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BeMyATMplz [3c 8c]
BeMyATMplz: raises 42 to 82
acivoj pfc: calls 42
*** FLOP *** [Tc 7h 3s]
acivoj pfc: checks
BeMyATMplz: bets 90
acivoj pfc: calls 90
*** TURN *** [Tc 7h 3s] 7 of spades
acivoj pfc: checks
BeMyATMplz: checks
*** RIVER *** [Tc 7h 3s 7s] Jack of hearts
acivoj pfc: bets 258
BeMyATMplz: calls 258
*** SHOW DOWN ***
acivoj pfc: shows [6s 9s] (a pair of Sevens)
BeMyATMplz: shows [3c 8c] (two pair, Sevens and Threes)
BeMyATMplz collected 860 from pot
acivoj pfc said, "hshhshhss"


PokerStars Home Game #73089063977: {Bankrollmob players} Tournament #492833659, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (20/40) - 2011/12/31 23:04:01 ET
Table '492833659 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 6: acivoj pfc (1030 in chips)
Seat 8: BeMyATMplz (1970 in chips)
acivoj pfc: posts small blind 20
BeMyATMplz: posts big blind 40
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BeMyATMplz [8c 8h]
acivoj pfc: calls 20
BeMyATMplz: raises 60 to 100
acivoj pfc: raises 200 to 300
BeMyATMplz: folds [8c 8h]
Uncalled bet (200) returned to acivoj pfc
acivoj pfc collected 200 from pot
acivoj pfc: shows [6h 7c] (high card Seven)
BeMyATMplz said, " Sad"

PokerStars Home Game #73089089169: {Bankrollmob players} Tournament #492833659, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (20/40) - 2011/12/31 23:05:29 ET
Table '492833659 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 6: acivoj pfc (1350 in chips)
Seat 8: BeMyATMplz (1650 in chips)
acivoj pfc: posts small blind 20
BeMyATMplz: posts big blind 40
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BeMyATMplz [Kc 4c]
acivoj pfc: raises 40 to 80
BeMyATMplz: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [8d 8c 3h]
BeMyATMplz: checks
acivoj pfc: checks
*** TURN *** [8d 8c 3h] 9 of diamonds
BeMyATMplz: checks
acivoj pfc: checks
*** RIVER *** [8d 8c 3h 9d] Jack of hearts
BeMyATMplz: checks
acivoj pfc: bets 120
BeMyATMplz: calls 120
*** SHOW DOWN ***
acivoj pfc: shows [4d 7d] (a pair of Eights)
BeMyATMplz: shows [Kc 4c] (a pair of Eights - King kicker)
BeMyATMplz collected 400 from pot

PokerStars Home Game #73089115069: {Club #13241} Tournament #492833659, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (20/40) - 2011/12/31 23:07:00 ET
Table '492833659 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 6: acivoj pfc (1230 in chips)
Seat 8: BeMyATMplz (1770 in chips)
BeMyATMplz: posts small blind 20
acivoj pfc: posts big blind 40
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BeMyATMplz [Kd 5h]
BeMyATMplz: raises 42 to 82
acivoj pfc said, "missclick"
acivoj pfc: calls 42
*** FLOP *** [Th Kh 2h]
acivoj pfc: checks
BeMyATMplz: bets 90
acivoj pfc: raises 130 to 220
BeMyATMplz: raises 1468 to 1688 and is all-in
acivoj pfc: calls 928 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (540) returned to BeMyATMplz
*** TURN *** [Th Kh 2h] 7 of clubs
*** RIVER *** [Th Kh 2h 7c] 6 of spades
*** SHOW DOWN ***
acivoj pfc: shows [Td Qh] (a pair of Tens)
BeMyATMplz: shows [Kd 5h] (a pair of Kings)
BeMyATMplz collected 2460 from pot
Final hand Big Smile


After the match the convo went like:

[05:07:43] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: GLORIOUS WIN
[05:07:43] Jovica: hahhaa
[05:08:02] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: IVE BEATEN
[05:08:04] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: THE GREAT
[05:08:07] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: ACIVOJ PFC
[05:08:23] Jovica: I dont know what i was ding
[05:08:26] Jovica: hhHhh

[05:09:15] Jovica: haha
[05:09:56] Jovica: i needeeed heart
[05:10:09] Jovica: or q
[05:10:09] Jovica: hahhahha
[05:10:15] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: U Need more heart for the game!
[05:10:29] Jovica: comitment
[05:10:33] Jovica: hahhhhaahha
[05:10:35] Kevin/BeMyATMplz: (nod)


Thanks for the fun @ 5am local time Big Smile

Edited by BeMyATMplz (01 January 2012 @ 13:39 GMT)


     
  1-Jan-12, 13:26   #13
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arthur72 

Joined: Mar '09
Location: Australia
Age: 48 (M)
Posts: 325
Lol well at least you had good fun and that's a good way to bring in the new year...... Awesome!!! Happy New Year Big Smile Big Smile

     
  1-Jan-12, 13:30   #14
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jovicakralj 

Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 2087
OMFG Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Thanks for hh bemy! Big Smile
Dont play drunk! Big Smile I lost against BeMy and one 7e HU and figured out that its better not to play Big Smile
Made some really lose calls hhahhahhahah.

BeMy can you edit posts and delite my last name? Thanks

     
  1-Jan-12, 13:40   #15
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BeMyATMplz 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Germany
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 1859
Posted by jovicakralj:
OMFG Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Thanks for hh bemy! Big Smile
Dont play drunk! Big Smile I lost against BeMy and one 7e HU and figured out that its better not to play Big Smile
Made some really lose calls hhahhahhahah.

BeMy can you edit posts and delite my last name? Thanks


Was a $5.50 HU (you even set it up in the homegame club),not a 7€ Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile
And done for my latest post but cant edit the post of last night for some reason Sad sent report for the other post and asked to edit it

     
  1-Jan-12, 14:08   #16
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jovicakralj 

Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 2087
Posted by BeMyATMplz:
Posted by jovicakralj:
OMFG Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Thanks for hh bemy! Big Smile
Dont play drunk! Big Smile I lost against BeMy and one 7e HU and figured out that its better not to play Big Smile
Made some really lose calls hhahhahhahah.

BeMy can you edit posts and delite my last name? Thanks


Was a $5.50 HU (you even set it up in the homegame club),not a 7� Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile
And done for my latest post but cant edit the post of last night for some reason Sad sent report for the other post and asked to edit it

I know but after that I played one 7e HU with somene else. Smile Bad idea Big Smile
It was fun Blink
Admin please if you read this, please edit those posts and remove my last name from them.
Happy New Year EVERYONE Cool

     
  1-Jan-12, 15:16   #17
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Indo36M 

Joined: Nov '11
Location: Netherlands
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 105
each time i hear the pc,that i have a new message,out off bed take a look and see only
about the : hik hik i;m so drunk and have a pussyCAT......
i wish i had a sign,like in a hotel whit don't disturb coz @ this moment i play poker
strip poker whit 2 girls!!! so no more emails that i had a reply to HIK HIK
Bcoz they are almost nude and it s not good for
my D...K !!!
Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!



by the way

a HAPPY new YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (R) Tongue Tongue Tongue

------------
OKay Meyl36

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Edited by Indo36M (01 January 2012 @ 15:36 GMT)

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  1-Jan-12, 16:09   #18
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SuperNoob 

Joined: May '09
Location: India
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 4873
Posted by Indo36M:
each time i hear the pc,that i have a new message,out off bed take a look and see only
about the : hik hik i;m so drunk and have a pussyCAT......

let's see if u still get an email Evil

     
  1-Jan-12, 17:01   #19
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arsenej1 

Joined: Mar '09
Location: Canada
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 3199
ooooooo whatta night Agree

     
  2-Jan-12, 06:08   #20
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TheMachineQC 

Joined: Apr '10
Location: Canada
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 2656
*** FLOP *** [Tc 7h 3s]
acivoj pfc: checks
BeMyATMplz: bets 90
acivoj pfc: calls 90
*** TURN *** [Tc 7h 3s] 7 of spades
acivoj pfc: checks
BeMyATMplz: checks
*** RIVER *** [Tc 7h 3s 7s] Jack of hearts
acivoj pfc: bets 258
BeMyATMplz: calls 258
*** SHOW DOWN ***
acivoj pfc: shows [6s 9s] (a pair of Sevens)
BeMyATMplz: shows [3c 8c] (two pair, Sevens and Threes)
BeMyATMplz collected 860 from pot
acivoj pfc said, "hshhshhss"



Big Smile

     
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