Joined: Mar '11
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After reading so many threads Complaining about bad beats, rigged softwares, bots, donks, LNPs etc i felt i had to say something...
Forgive me brothers for i have sinned!
I cannot recall all of my sins but telling about the last ones maybe will put me in my way to redemption. Just the other night i was playing a SNG on PKR ( a 4500 points satellite to masters stage 2 to be precise) and it was down to the last 3 and only the first 2 get paid... well... i misread the hand of one of my opponents and i kicked him out with KQ against his AK. He raised preflop, i called, flop came 5 J 10 and i bet half the pot wich would put him all in and he called. the turn gave me the A, i won and for that im sorry .
Earlier in the same game i called a small stacks all in holding 63 against his A10.. I had him covered 7 to 1 so i thought: "ehh why not?..'" and got a 6 on the flop obviously... And for this im also sorry
Hopefully next time that someone thinks poker is rigged they'll read this thread and complain on me instead.
Its not the software, its the bad player on the other side and unfortunately for me, sometimes I AM that player
Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
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The last time I confessed to out and out donkish behaviour, I had the courage to change my avatar to a donk for 24 hours. I recommend sir, that in order to save face at this forum you do the same.
Do have ANY IDEA how many threads of poker being rigged this kind of play starts? DO YOU???!!!!
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Uh Oh! I would never do a thing like that to a fellow player. Split your winnings with the church on Sunday, don't play poker on Sunday's and pray for forgiveness. Hey, hey, I'm just joking! Don't do it!
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Posted by shoveandtilt: I'm gonna take full advantage of this confessional too... i stacked somebody in a 90 man earlier with 67s vs his TT for 9bb's
I'll take bullet number 2
Another one, there is no shame here.
I have attached a picture of what I am expecting Mr. LukasB. Time is running out and I am getting my hockey stick ready - it's been too long since the last time I cross checked somebody.
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Great post lukasb.
I totally agree, badbeats exists for 'bad' play not for rigeed software. And don´t you feel sad for badbeat another players... How many times they did it to you?!
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Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by shoveandtilt: I'm gonna take full advantage of this confessional too... i stacked somebody in a 90 man earlier with 67s vs his TT for 9bb's
I'll take bullet number 2
Another one, there is no shame here.
I have attached a picture of what I am expecting Mr. LukasB. Time is running out and I am getting my hockey stick ready - it's been too long since the last time I cross checked somebody.
I changed it already to something close to that but when i post i still see my old one. i figure its cookie related or something. ill upload a printscreen of my mob account page as proof of my shame then..
Posted by Chartoule:
Great post lukasb.
I totally agree, badbeats exists for 'bad' play not for rigeed software. And don´t you feel sad for badbeat another players... How many times they did it to you?!
Even thou i know that we are not alone (Shoveandtilt and me) in this thread i cannot throw stones to a fellow sinner... its time to bit the bullet and not complain about it
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Come on… are you really sorry for beating AK with KQ? The flop was more on your side than his, you played well, he should have folded, you could have J10 in the hand, he played bad, one’s got to know when to fold any hand, even AA – imagine a flop with KKx and a bet from your opponent that you put you all-in, wouldn’t you fold it?
Posted by lukasb: I have attached a picture of what I am expecting Mr. LukasB. Time is running out and I am getting my hockey stick ready - it's been too long since the last time I cross checked somebody.
Hold down the shift key while clicking reload/refresh, then you'll see your new avatar.
I feel strangely absolved of all my sins, by your repentance. Maybe every once in a while someone should repent, thereby cleansing all of our souls.
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I too have a confession, once in a big MTT i was chip leader of my table by miles, a short stack went all in for about 1% of my stack with AA, and i called with 72 spades and hit a flush. And father please forgive me for i have done this twice.
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Posted by lukasb:
Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by shoveandtilt: I'm gonna take full advantage of this confessional too... i stacked somebody in a 90 man earlier with 67s vs his TT for 9bb's
I'll take bullet number 2
Another one, there is no shame here.
I have attached a picture of what I am expecting Mr. LukasB. Time is running out and I am getting my hockey stick ready - it's been too long since the last time I cross checked somebody.
I changed it already to something close to that but when i post i still see my old one. i figure its cookie related or something. ill upload a printscreen of my mob account page as proof of my shame then..
Posted by Chartoule:
Great post lukasb.
I totally agree, badbeats exists for 'bad' play not for rigeed software. And don't you feel sad for badbeat another players... How many times they did it to you?!
Even thou i know that we are not alone (Shoveandtilt and me) in this thread i cannot throw stones to a fellow sinner... its time to bit the bullet and not complain about it
Repentance accepted. Now go forward my brother, and donk no more.
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Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by lukasb:
Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by shoveandtilt: I'm gonna take full advantage of this confessional too... i stacked somebody in a 90 man earlier with 67s vs his TT for 9bb's
I'll take bullet number 2
Another one, there is no shame here.
I have attached a picture of what I am expecting Mr. LukasB. Time is running out and I am getting my hockey stick ready - it's been too long since the last time I cross checked somebody.
I changed it already to something close to that but when i post i still see my old one. i figure its cookie related or something. ill upload a printscreen of my mob account page as proof of my shame then..
Posted by Chartoule:
Great post lukasb.
I totally agree, badbeats exists for 'bad' play not for rigeed software. And don't you feel sad for badbeat another players... How many times they did it to you?!
Even thou i know that we are not alone (Shoveandtilt and me) in this thread i cannot throw stones to a fellow sinner... its time to bit the bullet and not complain about it
Repentance accepted. Now go forward my brother, and donk no more.
Those donk ears look good, think I'll try them on too...
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Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by lukasb:
Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by shoveandtilt: I'm gonna take full advantage of this confessional too... i stacked somebody in a 90 man earlier with 67s vs his TT for 9bb's
I'll take bullet number 2
Another one, there is no shame here.
I have attached a picture of what I am expecting Mr. LukasB. Time is running out and I am getting my hockey stick ready - it's been too long since the last time I cross checked somebody.
I changed it already to something close to that but when i post i still see my old one. i figure its cookie related or something. ill upload a printscreen of my mob account page as proof of my shame then..
Posted by Chartoule:
Great post lukasb.
I totally agree, badbeats exists for 'bad' play not for rigeed software. And don't you feel sad for badbeat another players... How many times they did it to you?!
Even thou i know that we are not alone (Shoveandtilt and me) in this thread i cannot throw stones to a fellow sinner... its time to bit the bullet and not complain about it
Repentance accepted. Now go forward my brother, and donk no more.
Those donk ears look good, think I'll try them on too...
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Posted by SuperNoob:
Posted by lukasb: Forgive me brothers for i have sinned!
OMG you are doomed ....... just like rest of us
Good words like this joke especially after eliminated from MTT by a lot crap card for 1,5 hour and bad luck. Congrats for your luck lukas, hope you are forgiven
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