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So! We all have a view on whether poker is rigged or not...... so much so that it hardly seems to matter anymore cos everyone plays along wit it and generally modifies their game to deal with it...or is it the dealing with the idea that it may be rigged? I dunno...maybe the whole of life is rigged.
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Posted by damosk: So! We all have a view on whether poker is rigged or not...... so much so that it hardly seems to matter anymore cos everyone plays along wit it and generally modifies their game to deal with it...or is it the dealing with the idea that it may be rigged? I dunno...maybe the whole of life is rigged.
they keep playing cos they have some profit in long-term like me. this is BR managment and etc. but your will get more profit than today without this SHITTY happens everyday. funny when i was posting this got KK on BB on BR freerols and some1 pushed allin from EP and of coruse insta call, KK vs QQ and flop hit Q. i start laugh. this is insane posting about rigging and got same thing
believe me if u make 5bb/100 without riggie u get 10bb/100
its same like a in life, you are engineer of something doesn't matte which profession, u get job on some company who pay u 1000$ in month, but your skill is better than u getting pay from the company. but u dont have alternative, and u stay and working for the company.
Posted by mascona: You can say whatever you want....after my 100 days non-stop observation I'm 100 % sure now, that PokerStars tourney software is not "kosher" and gives a big stack incredible advantage, no matter of odds, mathematic or just a simple logic. Big stack can play any 2 cards and it will break your monster paar, or set on flop . So many times I was hoping for some logic in game....now I just tested the other site - calling allins with nothing /as a big stack / and it's working in 90 % of hands. Software will help you every time, no matter what cards you hold. Suddenly I'm getting flush with 1 card or some other incredible hand...and small stack opponent with monster can only watch and cry how they rape his skill ...and that's all to finish the tournament faster.
This may well have already been posted in this thread but there are an awful lot of them and I haven't the time to read them all.
Man goes to a whore house. The Madam is out of women but, since the guy is Polish she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference. Being a bit nervous because she has never tried this one before, The Madam waits outside the door. The Polack comes out in five minutes. "How was it?", says the Madam. "I don't know," says the Polak, "I bit her on the tit and she farted and flew out the window!"
***Oh,....By the way dude... BRITISH Cuisine....??? You must REALLY hate Canada...!!!lol...
and furthermore....Can you REALLY use the words 'British' and 'Cuisine' in the same sentence....
Edited by demodawggy (28 September 2013 @ 02:45 GMT)
Joined: Apr '11
Age: 55 (M)
Well done mobsters,started from rigged poker we face on daily basis and ended up on jokes about countries.Keep up the '' good work'' posting anything in wrong places for the huge amount of money (ten cents).Good luck
Joined: Feb '12
Age: 61 (M)
Posted by mascona:
By the way, do you know what did the Romanian people light their houses with before they used candles?
< Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing...! lol.... Good one mascona... Very funny...
I'm thinking Romania is broke and bankrupted...
Sorin,.... I'm telling all these Polish jokes because I'm 'mocking' this thread and anybody who thinks online poker is rigged...and it appears that unfortunately you too are one of those... Being that the author of this thread is Polish..... POLISH Jokes.... lol..
I don't believe for a SECOND that any reputable poker sites have rigged software...
That being said...
A Polish man went to a carpenter and asked, "Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?"
"Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be done, I suppose, but what would you want a box like that for?"
"Well, you see," said the Pole, "my neighbor moved away and forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose."
Edited by demodawggy (30 September 2013 @ 14:19 GMT)