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The first thing you have to bear in mind is that online poker is rigged. The online casino makes it's money by raking or taking part of the pot. So the casino rigs games in a several different ways to increase their rake.

Here are some simple rules for playing online poker. If you obey them you’ll immediately win!

1) Always play any hand and at least take a look at the flop especially if you are UTG.

2) If you receive big hole cards (AA, KK, QQ, AKs, etc) be cautious. If you flop a monster hand check the board and see if anyone else could have the nuts or draw the nuts. If there is a chance of someone getting a better hand it will probably happen.

3) Always chase flushes and straights. you will be surprised how many you will hit on the river.

4) If you flop a straight or a flush, fold immediately. If you flop a straight someone will get a flush and if you flop a flush someone will get a full house.

5) If your stack is getting a little short, just push all in. Chances are you will win regardless of what you have. You do have to keep in mind that someone with a smaller or equal stack may call you though.

Good luck!!!

     
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HOW FUNNY











NOT ... Thumbs Down

     
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Lol, as wrong as it is.. there is a good point there.. it does seem to happen ALOT more in online poker than it would in live poker.. but the truth is.. you will knock a few people out this way but never get any where and will stay with the rest of the donkeys mid table.. the only main key in online poker is patience.. and of course the basic knowlege

     
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Posted by dangorka:


5) If your stack is getting a little short, just push all in. Chances are you will win regardless of what you have. You do have to keep in mind that someone with a smaller or equal stack may call you though.

Good luck!!!



I don't think so ! ))

     
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I guess your a little peed off or somthing, nice advice, its called how to donk not how to win, belucky :}

     
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There is some truth in this story. but i dont wanna play all the time like that Smile
You just have to choose the wright moments Smile.

     
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I take it that this is posted by admin using another name and just winding us up!!!,,,,,, come on now admin this is not on !,,, dont mind a wind up now and then but really!! surely you can come up with better than this,,, lol,,,,,I must admit though I did have a chuckle....... Aww crap!


if you are sierious man,,,please tell me what site u play on and the name u use,,,pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

     
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Not sure all poker sites are rigged other wise i would have no bankroll left, The worst post about poker i have ever seen are u a low limit suck out?
Best advice i can give is Paitence Patience and again PAITENCE. Thumbs Down

     
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Posted by Goldcox:
Not sure all poker sites are rigged other wise i would have no bankroll left, The worst post about poker i have ever seen are u a low limit suck out?
Best advice i can give is Paitence Patience and again PAITENCE. Thumbs Down



its a wind up man dont bite

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Posted by dangorka:
The first thing you have to bear in mind is that online poker is rigged. The online casino makes it's money by raking or taking part of the pot. So the casino rigs games in a several different ways to increase their rake.

Here are some simple rules for playing online poker. If you obey them you’ll immediately win!

1) Always play any hand and at least take a look at the flop especially if you are UTG.

2) If you receive big hole cards (AA, KK, QQ, AKs, etc) be cautious. If you flop a monster hand check the board and see if anyone else could have the nuts or draw the nuts. If there is a chance of someone getting a better hand it will probably happen.

3) Always chase flushes and straights. you will be surprised how many you will hit on the river.

4) If you flop a straight or a flush, fold immediately. If you flop a straight someone will get a flush and if you flop a flush someone will get a full house.

5) If your stack is getting a little short, just push all in. Chances are you will win regardless of what you have. You do have to keep in mind that someone with a smaller or equal stack may call you though.

Good luck!!!



once apon a time in a far distant galaxy on the planet Donk! there lived this sicophant call arse!, also known as D**k short for Dangorka,, falling out of bed one morning , hiting his head off his pisspot a revelation came to him,,,,,bla bla bla bla

Edited by ArcticCorsair (06 May 2008 @ 18:47 GMT)


     
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Posted by dangorka:
5) If your stack is getting a little short, just push all in. Chances are you will win regardless of what you have. You do have to keep in mind that someone with a smaller or equal stack may call you though.


Haha that one is so true, dont you always see how shorties are winning? Even with crap hands like 39o, if they have 39o they could get a board with: 99xxx many times, they ALWAYS win.. Almost. Big Smile

     
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He is really funny he always describes the way a donkey would play his hands... no one should fold a straight or a flush on the river what a stupid idea... Just as its said keep cool and be patient

     
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Posted by Bierschiss:
He is really funny he always describes the way a donkey would play his hands... no one should fold a straight or a flush on the river what a stupid idea... Just as its said keep cool and be patient



I thought it was just someone who lost in a tourney to a donkey and got a little bad tempered so decided to post this.. o_O

     
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thank you...i did not know that...

     
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Posted by dangorka:
The first thing you have to bear in mind is that online poker is rigged. The online casino makes it's money by raking or taking part of the pot. So the casino rigs games in a several different ways to increase their rake.

Here are some simple rules for playing online poker. If you obey them you’ll immediately win!

1) Always play any hand and at least take a look at the flop especially if you are UTG.

2) If you receive big hole cards (AA, KK, QQ, AKs, etc) be cautious. If you flop a monster hand check the board and see if anyone else could have the nuts or draw the nuts. If there is a chance of someone getting a better hand it will probably happen.

3) Always chase flushes and straights. you will be surprised how many you will hit on the river.

4) If you flop a straight or a flush, fold immediately. If you flop a straight someone will get a flush and if you flop a flush someone will get a full house.

5) If your stack is getting a little short, just push all in. Chances are you will win regardless of what you have. You do have to keep in mind that someone with a smaller or equal stack may call you though.

Good luck!!!

Poker this art which together with experience and correct strategy of game can make good profit. But to learn to play and constantly to increase the bankroll, it is necessary to spend for it some years. I do not think that if the player will follow that that íàïèñàííî above, it remains in plus.
But it only my opinion
P.s. Forgive for my bad English Sleepy

     
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I like that he is saying "Good luck!!!"

hahaha... Yeah... We will need it, if we play like that Shock

     
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no man you are wrong, you just play very bad, that's why you can't win
just learn learnand learn read some books and read twoplustwo forum and everything will be ok

     
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aww crap! Aww crap!

     
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