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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks they're the best, but most people don't have a clue what they're doing. Dutch Boyd
If you're playing a poker game and look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you Paul Newman.
When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience. ME
Trust everyone, but always cut the cards. Benny Binion
Vegas Wives Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.
The first guy says "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!"
The second guy says "I know what you mean...my old lady played black jack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers "hit me light or hit me hard", and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"
The third guy says "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore d**k and an a$$ full of quarters."
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Very funny stuff! There used to be an individual that would post a few jokes or sayings once in a while and rarelyanyone has. It remonded me of those times so I enjoyed the read.
I was always told if you can may someone smile or laugh you're helping them relieve stress and tension.
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Posted by snoggy: When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience. ME
This one is my favourite nice couple of threads thanks for sharing
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ha ha...very funny never read those saying of famous poker players.also like the one that you made. very accurate saying.have a nice mood now.thanks and good luck!
thanks for sharing 
