Joined: May '08
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well 2/3 of my epic 100 deliveries will be done with this todays delivery. when my goal is reached i plan to get drunk very seriously since hard work deserves to be rewarded
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well that's a good question there damosk...it depends on what i consume: there are varieties of beer that are brewed especially for the purpose of getting drunk quickly and cheaply- so couple of 1l bottles of this is enough to be in the state of nirvana btw lithuanian beer is really decent and got plenty of awards worldwide- you can grab a bottle of "Švyturio Ekstra" at lithuanian shops in great britain to see what its like...
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Posted by pochui: well that's a good question there damosk...it depends on what i consume: there are varieties of beer that are brewed especially for the purpose of getting drunk quickly and cheaply- so couple of 1l bottles of this is enough to be in the state of nirvana btw lithuanian beer is really decent and got plenty of awards worldwide- you can grab a bottle of "�vyturio Ekstra" at lithuanian shops in great britain to see what its like...
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Melons Nr. 67
This one makes it hard to chose between the 2 pics pochui....
beer or melons
By the way : the best beers are belgian and always will be (also most different beers)
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Location: Canada
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Posted by pochui: have to agree with mies here- could've easily saved her for last delivery...now will have to dig deep into my reserves to make Nr. 100 a special delivery. @jess: sans-mellons = merde
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Posted by thefly131:
Posted by pochui: well that's a good question there damosk...it depends on what i consume: there are varieties of beer that are brewed especially for the purpose of getting drunk quickly and cheaply- so couple of 1l bottles of this is enough to be in the state of nirvana btw lithuanian beer is really decent and got plenty of awards worldwide- you can grab a bottle of "�vyturio Ekstra" at lithuanian shops in great britain to see what its like...
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Melons Nr. 67
This one makes it hard to chose between the 2 pics pochui....
beer or melons
By the way : the best beers are belgian and always will be (also most different beers)
Belgium is famous for beer, chocolate and ...
.... absolutely nothing else!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry Fly...couldnt resist the temptation......... of course Belgium is famous for other things, just no one knows what they are.
In my expereince, The Grand Platz is something to be proud of and I have fond memories of sitting in the middle of it, eating a kebab and some random Japanese tourists coming along and taking my photo.
What a wonderful world.
By the way POCHUI, there is a Lithuanian shop near to where I work so will try and pop in there tomorrow and as well as buying beer will give them your love!
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ok crash i have hidden those melons, not my delivery though. still i am happy to see someone else is trying to liven up the melons spot a bit, maybe they fail maybe they succeed but at least they give it a shot huh. (just do it...tomorrow ) oh and this "hide" button is pretty handy, thanks admin for this again...
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Top quality still Pochui....... love the girl next door look on this one...in fact Im sure she is the girl next door, or is she the one on the train that just cant sit stil???? WHo knows but she gets my vote....along with the other 68 of course!
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oh right i did a small break on the deliveries, so i guess i must come back with a bang (gangbang ) 1st time ever on the melons spot a double delivery is on
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can't decide which melons to pick today hmmmm... the hot faceless babe pretending to be using a laptop ( but with those melons who cares) or the beach babe that tripped on that nasty log there and almost lost her panties..... though pick indeed mate, u did it again
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Melons number 70 is chatting with a guy online and he asked to see her melons,thats why she's sitting in front of her laptop with her top down. go melons man go.
It was the blackest night There was no moon in sight You know the stars ain't shinin' 'Cause the sky's too tight I heard the scarey wind I seen some ugly trees There was a werewolf honkin' 'Long the aide of me
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me . . . 'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, mystery
I noticed even the crickets Was actin' weird up here So I figured I might Just drink a little beer I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on . . " But there was no reply 'Cause she was gone . . .
"Where's those titties I like so well, 'n' my godam beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil, . . He's about this big, . .
He had a red suit on An' a widow's peak An' then a pointed tail 'N like a sulphur reek Yes, it was him awright, I swear I knowed it was He had some human flesh Stuck underneath his claws You know, it looked to me Like it was titty skin I said, "You sonofabifch!" 'Cause I was mad at him. Well he just got out the floss 'N started cleanin' his fang So I shot him with my shooter. Said: BANG BANG BANG
The sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away . . . You know, I ate her all up . . . now what you gonna say?" YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Yeah! titties 'n all!" WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN? "Were the cans this tall?" EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?" S**T, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true'. 'WELL DON'T THEY PAY Y'ALL GOOD FOR THE STUFF THAT YOU DO? "I can't complain when the checks come through . . '' WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL, DO YOU HEAR! "Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I am fhe Devil, Do you understand? Just what will you give me for your titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little contract here, . '' YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE, THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR . . . GIMME THAT PAPER ... BET YER ASS I'LL SIGN . . . 'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY- SQUEEZIN' TIME!
"You can't fool me, man . . . you ain't that bad . . . I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had . . . Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew too . . . 'n both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you . . "WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL SO ... WHATCHA GONNA DO?
(improvised dialog)
"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think ... I mean ... hold on a minute, boy . . . that's Magic Ink!"
And then the Devil puked 'N out jumped m'girl They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN' All around the world, she said: "I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS, AN' I'M GONNA GET WRECKED, SO F**K YOU CLOWNS!"
And then she gave us the finger, It was rigid 'n stiff, That's when the Devil, he farted An' she went right over the cliff The Devil was mad took off to my pad I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? etc. repeat
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Posted by pochui: have to agree with mies here- could've easily saved her for last delivery...now will have to dig deep into my reserves to make Nr. 100 a special delivery. @jess: sans-mellons = merde
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Melons Nr. 65
I haven't checked out the melons for awhile and this little piece of innocence look's like something I should be going out with say about 25 years ago. Damn good thing my wife don't check out BRM or I'd be had. I have got to say I really like this girl!
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Posted by bullettooth1: Haha Demo, thats some fooked up sh1t! Thanks for sharing
Glad ya liked it.....!
He's got a song about legs too... Fat legs....
Now if pochui were to do a thread.....
Big Leg Emma
There's a big dilemma About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She was my steady date Until she put on weight
There's a big dilemma About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She used to knock me out Until her face broke out
Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma my emma
Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma-ma-ma Ma-ma my emma
There's a big dilemma About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She used to knock me out Until her face broke out
) oh and this "hide" button is pretty handy, thanks admin for this again...
and get a lifetime ban for that 
)
) 1st time ever on the melons spot a double delivery is on 
