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Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart. You can always get money back, but you might not get your heart back.

If it weren't for the drug use, degenerate gambling, and drinking I would be a great catch.

Chuck-E-Cheese, because it's never too early to introduce your child to poor nutrition and gambling...

I can support my gambling habit without a job, but I want one so I can support it even more.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

My cat quit playing poker with the big cats at the zoo....seems he discovered there were just too many cheetahs.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

     
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Posted by snoggy:
If it weren't for the drug use, degenerate gambling, and drinking I would be a great catch.


Amen

     
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Posted by snoggy:

If it weren't for the drug use, degenerate gambling, and drinking I would be a great catch.



I am in spite of these things Agree

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by snoggy:

If it weren't for the drug use, degenerate gambling, and drinking I would be a great catch.



I am in spite of these things Agree



it is these things that makes us all great catches if you dont drink do drugs and gamble your missing out on half the fun of life lmfao Evil

     
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Posted by pokershark74:
Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by snoggy:

If it weren't for the drug use, degenerate gambling, and drinking I would be a great catch.



I am in spite of these things Agree



it is these things that makes us all great catches if you dont drink do drugs and gamble your missing out on half the fun of life lmfao Evil



exactly, what is the point of NOT being a degenerate drunken gambler!

     
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Man, I just want to go smoke some killer, sticky green bud after reading through everyones comments. It's been so long I know just a couple of bumps would make me choke my lungs up and get one hell of a good bZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Damn, I miss it! The U.S. just bites!

     
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i b blazed kid Big Smile

     
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