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PokerStars Hand #99101188988: Tournament #734703976, $0.10+$0.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2013/05/25 21:11:32 WET [2013/05/25 16:11:32 ET]
Table '734703976 88' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: sadamman (3915 in chips)
Seat 2: maxffn (1510 in chips)
Seat 3: Kakajan90 (1490 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: elenikam (1260 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: pecoz (4705 in chips)
Seat 6: Majkel614 (1475 in chips)
Seat 7: cutlass3 (1275 in chips)
Seat 8: Gietski (4520 in chips)
Seat 9: Pokertom880 (7445 in chips)
Pokertom880: posts small blind 25
sadamman: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sadamman [Qc Ks]
maxffn: folds
Kakajan90: folds
elenikam: folds
pecoz: folds
Majkel614: folds
cutlass3: folds
Gietski: raises 100 to 150
Pokertom880: folds
sadamman: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Kd 7s 8d]
elenikam has returned
sadamman: bets 325
Gietski: calls 325
*** TURN *** [Kd 7s 8d] King of hearts
sadamman: bets 975
Gietski: raises 1475 to 2450
sadamman: raises 990 to 3440 and is all-in
Gietski: folds
Uncalled bet (990) returned to sadamman
Gietski said, "omfg fcking terrorist*******"
sadamman collected 5875 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5875 | Rake 0
Board [Kd 7s 8d Kh]
Seat 1: sadamman (big blind) collected (5875)
Seat 2: maxffn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Kakajan90 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: elenikam folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: pecoz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Majkel614 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: cutlass3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Gietski (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: Pokertom880 (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Hand #99101239023: Tournament #734703976, $0.10+$0.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2013/05/25 21:12:36 WET [2013/05/25 16:12:36 ET]
Table '734703976 88' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: sadamman (6865 in chips)
Seat 2: maxffn (1510 in chips)
Seat 3: Kakajan90 (1490 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: elenikam (1260 in chips)
Seat 5: pecoz (4705 in chips)
Seat 6: Majkel614 (1475 in chips)
Seat 7: cutlass3 (1275 in chips)
Seat 8: Gietski (1595 in chips)
Seat 9: Pokertom880 (7420 in chips)
sadamman: posts small blind 25
maxffn: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sadamman [3c 6c]
Kakajan90: folds
elenikam: calls 50
pecoz: folds
Gietski said, "fishcake"
Majkel614: folds
sadamman said, "ta"
cutlass3 has timed out
cutlass3: folds
cutlass3 is sitting out
cutlass3 has returned
Gietski: raises 100 to 150
Pokertom880: folds
sadamman: folds
maxffn: folds
elenikam: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [5c Ad 2s]
Gietski said, "idiot with that photo, are you sick!>>"
elenikam: checks
Gietski: bets 150
elenikam: folds
Uncalled bet (150) returned to Gietski
Gietski collected 375 from pot
Gietski: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 375 | Rake 0
Board [5c Ad 2s]
Seat 1: sadamman (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: maxffn (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Kakajan90 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: elenikam folded on the Flop
Seat 5: pecoz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Majkel614 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: cutlass3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Gietski collected (375)
Seat 9: Pokertom880 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Hand #99101275871: Tournament #734703976, $0.10+$0.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2013/05/25 21:13:25 WET [2013/05/25 16:13:25 ET]
Table '734703976 88' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: sadamman (6840 in chips)
Seat 2: maxffn (1460 in chips)
Seat 3: Kakajan90 (1490 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: elenikam (1110 in chips)
Seat 5: pecoz (4705 in chips)
Seat 6: Majkel614 (1475 in chips)
Seat 7: cutlass3 (1275 in chips)
Seat 8: Gietski (1820 in chips)
Seat 9: Pokertom880 (7420 in chips)
maxffn: posts small blind 25
Kakajan90: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sadamman [Ah 3h]
sadamman said, "thanks for the chips"
elenikam: folds
pecoz has timed out
pecoz: folds
pecoz is sitting out
Majkel614: folds
cutlass3: folds
Gietski said, "np will get them back, as easy as the west took your country moron"
Gietski: raises 100 to 150
Pokertom880: folds
sadamman: calls 150
maxffn: folds
Kakajan90: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd 9c 2d]
Gietski: bets 200
sadamman: folds
Uncalled bet (200) returned to Gietski
Gietski collected 375 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 375 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 9c 2d]
Seat 1: sadamman (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: maxffn (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Kakajan90 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: elenikam folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: pecoz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Majkel614 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: cutlass3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Gietski collected (375)
Seat 9: Pokertom880 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Hand #99101318772: Tournament #734703976, $0.10+$0.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2013/05/25 21:14:22 WET [2013/05/25 16:14:22 ET]
Table '734703976 88' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: sadamman (6690 in chips)
Seat 2: maxffn (1435 in chips)
Seat 3: Kakajan90 (1440 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: elenikam (1110 in chips)
Seat 5: pecoz (4705 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Majkel614 (1475 in chips)
Seat 7: cutlass3 (1275 in chips)
Seat 8: Gietski (2045 in chips)
Seat 9: Pokertom880 (7420 in chips)
Kakajan90: posts small blind 25
elenikam: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sadamman [Kc Jh]
pecoz: folds
Majkel614: folds
Gietski said, "see..."
cutlass3: folds
Gietski: folds
Pokertom880: folds
sadamman: raises 50 to 100
maxffn: calls 100
Kakajan90: folds
elenikam: folds
*** FLOP *** [3c Jd 6h]
pecoz has returned
sadamman: bets 180
maxffn: raises 1155 to 1335 and is all-in
sadamman: calls 1155
*** TURN *** [3c Jd 6h] 3 of spades
*** RIVER *** [3c Jd 6h 3s] 4 of clubs
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sadamman: shows [Kc Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Threes)
maxffn: shows [Jc Ac] (two pair, Jacks and Threes - Ace kicker)
maxffn collected 2945 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2945 | Rake 0
Board [3c Jd 6h 3s 4c]
Seat 1: sadamman showed [Kc Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Threes
Seat 2: maxffn (button) showed [Jc Ac] and won (2945) with two pair, Jacks and Threes
Seat 3: Kakajan90 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: elenikam (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: pecoz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Majkel614 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: cutlass3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Gietski folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Pokertom880 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Hand #99101346975: Tournament #734703976, $0.10+$0.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2013/05/25 21:15:00 WET [2013/05/25 16:15:00 ET]
Table '734703976 88' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: sadamman (5255 in chips)
Seat 2: maxffn (2945 in chips)
Seat 3: Kakajan90 (1415 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: elenikam (1060 in chips)
Seat 5: pecoz (4705 in chips)
Seat 6: Majkel614 (1475 in chips)
Seat 7: cutlass3 (1275 in chips)
Seat 8: Gietski (2045 in chips)
Seat 9: Pokertom880 (7420 in chips)
elenikam: posts small blind 25
pecoz: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sadamman [7c 5c]
Gietski said, "lol; nice one"
Majkel614: folds
cutlass3: folds
Gietski: raises 50 to 100
maxffn said, "(^^^)"
sadamman said, "still got 105bb"
Pokertom880 has timed out
Pokertom880: folds
Pokertom880 is sitting out
sadamman: calls 100
maxffn: folds
Kakajan90: folds
elenikam: calls 75
pecoz: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 6c 5h]
elenikam: checks
Gietski: bets 250
sadamman: raises 900 to 1150
elenikam: calls 960 and is all-in
Gietski: raises 795 to 1945 and is all-in
sadamman: calls 795
*** TURN *** [7s 6c 5h] 3 of spades
Pokertom880 has returned
*** RIVER *** [7s 6c 5h 3s] Jack of spades
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Gietski: shows [7h Kd] (a pair of Sevens)
sadamman: shows [7c 5c] (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
sadamman collected 1970 from side pot
elenikam: shows [Ah 8d] (high card Ace)
sadamman collected 3230 from main pot
Gietski finished the tournament in 1950th place
elenikam finished the tournament in 1951st place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5200 Main pot 3230. Side pot 1970. | Rake 0
Board [7s 6c 5h 3s Js]
Seat 1: sadamman showed [7c 5c] and won (5200) with two pair, Sevens and Fives
Seat 2: maxffn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Kakajan90 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: elenikam (small blind) showed [Ah 8d] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: pecoz (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Majkel614 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: cutlass3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Gietski showed [7h Kd] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 9: Pokertom880 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Hand #99101394030: Tournament #734703976, $0.10+$0.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2013/05/25 21:16:01 WET [2013/05/25 16:16:01 ET]
Table '734703976 88' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: sadamman (8410 in chips)
Seat 2: maxffn (2945 in chips)
Seat 3: Kakajan90 (1415 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: pecoz (4655 in chips)
Seat 6: Majkel614 (1475 in chips)
Seat 7: cutlass3 (1275 in chips)
Seat 8: Manolito2301 (1410 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: Pokertom880 (7420 in chips)
Majkel614: posts small blind 50
cutlass3: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sadamman [9s 3h]
Manolito2301: folds
sadamman said, "ta"
Pokertom880: folds
sadamman: folds
maxffn: folds
Kakajan90: folds
pecoz: folds
Majkel614: folds
Uncalled bet (50) returned to cutlass3
cutlass3 collected 100 from pot
Kakajan90 has returned
Gietski [observer] said, "aidsfag, hope you die in pain ,moron"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100 | Rake 0
Seat 1: sadamman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: maxffn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Kakajan90 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: pecoz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Majkel614 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: cutlass3 (big blind) collected (100)
Seat 8: Manolito2301 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Pokertom880 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Cool Worship Mobster

This was over the course of 5 or 6 hands, what a legend LOL

Edited by sadamman (25 May 2013 @ 21:06 GMT)


     
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....ahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaaaaaaa......

Now THAT is f'ing hilarious..... "a terrorist"........

I guess he learned all about 'terrorists' in short order.... Big Smile Thumbs Up

     
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That was pretty funny, i never care about what people type in the chat box.

I think only players that do not play too well use the chat that much. Do you have the same avatar on pokerstars too as here?


     
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trash talking is, I think, like macubass said major part of time use by bad players who hope they'll be able to take you out of your game by that way. I'm usually always on the info tab so don't see those player trash talk major part of time.. However, when I see it I might start to make fun with them by answering something that make them speechless, or even more angry lol

     
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Posted by Macubaas:
That was pretty funny, i never care about what people type in the chat box.

I think only players that do not play too well use the chat that much. Do you have the same avatar on pokerstars too as here?



Na this one is my pic on stars.

Attached Imagessadam.jpg

     
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When I see that people... I think that people should pass IQ test before playing poker. You should report him to the management.

     
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I think it was pretty clear that he had something to do due to your avatar but frankly this is stupid.

I mean you aren't pretty smart if you judge a person by the avatar he choose to post. As for reclamations i do not think pokerstars can do much about it, they usually ban that player from chat for a day or two...

     
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I thin ignorant is a much more accurate description than funny.

99.9% of the time I ignore the chat it mostly shows the tilt level of the players using it.The only time I ever use the chat is to give kudos to a player that has made a great play or if if I just got lucky card. Otherwise, I let the trash talkers stew in their own bile. It burns them even more when the trash talkers can't even get their intended targets to even acknowledge them.

     
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