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lets write a story, its a stupid idea, but i like stupd ideas.
its a silly game, lets see what happens

basically feel free to add a line to the story and direct it in anyway you see fit, and see what we end up with. il go first




A man was walking his dog through a park one day when he came upon somthing rather strange.

     
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he stared at it closely thinking to himself: can it be boobs? what the fcuk are they doing here lying with no practical use?

     
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''I must go to the gym'' he said ,the chicks are staring at me like i have implants....i can t hook no lady in this shape ,so i ve been thinking....

     
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But first things first as i cant leave those mellons lying here and they are to big to carry.....

     
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so he fetched his trusty wheelbarrow and made haste to the market

     
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along the way to the market he met le bron james

     
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with Veronica vice(not the wrestler Blink ) under his presence & thinking who autograph he can ask first...

     
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Just as he had decided to go for le bron first as he loved the NBA, a police officer with a gun in his hand jumped out of the bushes......

     
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"Hold your gun and keep them to yourself" the guy told the officer. "I am the rightful owner of those boobs, u can ask Lebron if you don't believe me".
He then entered the lingerie shop.

     
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he knew the boobs would be good for displaying lingerie and felt they would fetch a pretty good price

     
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There, standing behind the counter, was none other than the infamous

     
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It was the mellonmaster, what a suprise, but what was that what he was wearing??? Big Smile

     
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Posted by mies730:
It was the mellonmaster, what a suprise, but what was that what he was wearing??? Big Smile

"All roads lead to Melonia" said melonmaster standing behind the counter wearing nothing else but an Yves Saint Laurent limited edition thong...

     
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suddenly the lights went out and a woman screamed in the darkness. When the lights came back on

     
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the melons were nowhere to be seen and outside you could hear a car door slam shut............

     
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THE END

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