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Mmmmmmmmm.... Gonna have to try that one.... lol...
I saw this Batman story on the news this morning,...but when I Googled it, I see that Canadians are keeping the Fire Departments busy in some STRANGE ways....
Article from the Calgary Herald newspaper...
OTTAWA — If the Ottawa Fire Services and their colleagues with the City of London Fire Brigade had their way, you and your significant other would be more careful in the bedroom.
Marc Messier, an Ottawa fire spokesman, said his service has endorsed a campaign in London aimed at reducing the number of strange calls.
The brigade credits the book Fifty Shades of Grey for an increase in the number of calls they have received for people stuck in handcuffs.
In the last three years, firefighters in London helped free almost 80 people stuck in handcuffs.
The brigade has also responded to calls after men got their penis stuck in various devices, such as a vacuum and a toaster.
The brigade has responded to more than 1,300 calls for people stuck in household items since 2010, according to a press release.
In the last three years, firefighters have been called 18 times for children with their heads stuck in potties or toilet seats.
Firefighters in Ottawa aren’t receiving as many weird calls for help as the brigade, but they have still seen their share of bizarre situations.
Messier said firefighters were called many years ago after a woman was heard screaming for help in an apartment.
Firefighters, police and paramedics found the apartment and had to kick in the door.
Inside the apartment unit, firefighters found a woman handcuffed to the bed and a man in a Batman costume unconscious on the floor. He had hit his head on a ceiling fan, Messier said.
Joined: Feb '13
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Caught with his willy in a toaster.....EPIC
Batman knock out by a fan.....priceless
18 kids stuck in the toilet with their heads........ must be a serial bully, or would them kids be so amazed with their own turds that they want to have a closer look........mmmmm looks like chocolate
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hahahahah candians the "50 shades of grey" book is really sick and awkward.they're shooting the film to the book at the moment and I really dont know how they will do that..... may be they should ask the fire department for some advice
Posted by SirPoncho: hahahahah candians the "50 shades of grey" book is really sick and awkward.they're shooting the film to the book at the moment and I really dont know how they will do that..... may be they should ask the fire department for some advice
Can get very cold here for long stretches...guessing here some will do anything to keep warm
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Been wondering all day......what would be so good on putting ur willy in a toaster. There are better ways to warm a cold willy..... So I really dont understand what was he thinking???
Seems impossible to get caught in a toaster by accident.
This does remind me of an episode of one of my favourite tv shows..... The Big Bang Theory
In one episode Harrold gets stuck in a Nasa robot with his penis and as it doesnt come of they go to the hospital with the robot ( a big one) stuck to him. brilliant ist is.....but a toaster ?!?!?!?
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lmfao - kids with their heads stuck in the toilet, batman lying helpless on the floor after a collision with the ceiling fan, sausages being stuck in the toaster...strange times we are living in
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Posted by rbdflyboy:
Posted by SirPoncho: hahahahah candians the "50 shades of grey" book is really sick and awkward.they're shooting the film to the book at the moment and I really dont know how they will do that..... may be they should ask the fire department for some advice
Can get very cold here for long stretches...guessing here some will do anything to keep warm
"hmmmm I'm feeling kinnd of cold...what can I do??????ohhhh a toaster....hmmm...let's try...."
Legendary I think in russia this story would even have bigger surprises,those guys are freezing and they are steady drunk
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I keep thinking bout that guy with the toaster........ cause why would U do something like that???
But now after several days of thinking, I know the awnser.......... Birthcontrol, as I cant imagine there is a girl, woman or lady who is gonne have sex with U , when U are equipped with a toaster.
just for the record ...Ottawa is in the French speaking part of canada...isnt it ( as that would explain a lot to... )
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I wonder if buddy thought to butter his tube-steak BEFORE putting it in the toaster...
Ottawa isn't neccessarily a French speaking town. It's in English speaking Canada in Ontario across the river from Hull Quebec, which obviously IS French Speaking...
Never been there myself. Always meant to go for a wee visit! One of these days.......
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Posted by demodawggy:
Ottawa isn't neccessarily a French speaking town. It's in English speaking Canada in Ontario across the river from Hull Quebec, which obviously IS French Speaking...
Never been there myself. Always meant to go for a wee visit! One of these days.......
I dont know if U like toast pal, but then I suggest to bring ur own toaster, as U never know what they put in to theirs.....
