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Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
Arghhhhh feels great to be back after a 7 days ban
took that ban as an opportunity to go to India and visit Buddhist monastery where my good friend Buddhist monk "Bhamir bin puttin my sausage in american ladies Sariputta" lives...had a great time there, he gave me some vital lessons on poker...here are his best tips:
1) holding AA doesn't necessarily mean that your armpits have lavender aroma... 2) when playing live, sitting in lotus pose on your chair and opening up your Chakras leads to a state where you can see through your opponents hole cards... 3) using increased quantities of intoxicants which lead to loss of mindfulness (specifically alcohol and drugs) leads to an roi gain of ~34%.
good luck at the tables, under the tables and in between the tables
Joined: Jun '10
Location: Belgium
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 1457
Posted by pochui: Arghhhhh feels great to be back after a 7 days ban
took that ban as an opportunity to go to India and visit Buddhist monastery where my good friend Buddhist monk "Bhamir bin puttin my sausage in american ladies Sariputta" lives...had a great time there, he gave me some vital lessons on poker...here are his best tips:
1) holding AA doesn't necessarily mean that your armpits have lavender aroma... 2) when playing live, sitting in lotus pose on your chair and opening up your Chakras leads to a state where you can see through your opponents hole cards... 3) using increased quantities of intoxicants which lead to loss of mindfulness (specifically alcohol and drugs) leads to an roi gain of ~34%.
good luck at the tables, under the tables and in between the tables
welcome back ... little man from the baltic area.... nice to have you back....
hope you had a good time between the buddists and hopefully you learnt something there like poker ...
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
Posted by lukasb: U got a ban?!? didn't notice lol... even afraid to ask why
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Posted by Phisix: Did not notice you were gone. You been a bad boy have you, what did you do?
yes i've been a really bad boy- i frozen my salami while practicing opening up my armpit chakras, then accidentally slipped and fell on it in full weight...now i'm just a bad boy without his salami...
after this incident i decided to open a thread here, claiming that doing armpit chakras opening yoga exercises with your salami being frozen is a new trend these days (secretly hoping that mobsters follow my advice and end up in the same de-salamization state that i am) but admin saw my trickery and banned me because of my bad intentions towards fellow brm'ers...
Joined: Nov '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 67 (M)
Posts: 3361
WHAT !!! you got banned ???
hahhahahaha,whatever for or are you not allowed to say pochui,i'd just love to know being a nosey git anyway welcome back (although i didn't know you were away ) and i look forward to more of your crazy rantings.
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Romania
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 478
why did u got banned dude, say it str8 ,for u re last threat? to many tumb down or what,im confused Aniway i m happy u re back ,u make mobsters laugh even is raining outside ,welcomme back bro <<(just to know u re the one on the right who had fell off ^^)
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
Posts: 6036
I noticed you were gone for a bit. I figured you went to Serbia for the big Testicle Cook Off competition they hold there every year when I found your name in this article I found on PRI's The World radio show's website after hearing about it the other night on the radio...
Article:
A man shows pig testicles before cooking them during the annual World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbian village of Ozrem. Photo REUTERS Marko Djurica
A tiny Serbian hamlet plays host to the 10th annual World Testicle Cooking Contest. A panel of judges pours over bowls of goulash that have been stewing for hours and served in clay pots.
Contest judge Pochui Mancock, takes his role as goulash referee seriously. “I’m looking for taste and the mix of spices and what you can actually develop this into,” he says. “How can you actually present this on an international table–that’s what I am after.”
This contest is a small affair with just a few hundred people–most of them part of the dozen cooking teams. Spectator Cornelius Vermeer, a Dutchman from Amsterdam, traveled to Serbia especially for this event. As he slams down one bowl and digs into another, he says he can’t wait to try them all.
“I want to taste it here. They have a few–like from the cow, from the pig, I have tried this one–I don’t know what it’s called but it’s very good!”
The event attracts mostly middle-aged men for a weekend of barbecuing and drinking. It’s a male-dominated atmosphere. But not all women shied away. Megan Hogarth from Tasmania, Australia said the atmosphere was electric.
“I think there are a lot festivals all around the world that are much bigger and much more better known that aren’t half as interesting as this,” she says. “I mean, everyone is cooking testicles of all things and a lot of them are from countries where it isn’t actually common to eat testicles which makes it all the more strange.” Festival founder Ljubomir Erovic says he’s happy to keep the event small while reaching out for maximum publicity. He says Serbia is working to shed its bad image from the violent breakup of Yugoslavia and it’s pageants like these he likes to celebrate those that have the courage, or the balls to be the underdog.
“You know, Swiss have cheese, Scots have scotch but we Serbians have balls.”
Organizers will also elect the “Ballsiest Man of the Year.” Past recipients include President Obama and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. This year’s ballsiest man won’t be named untill the end of the year, but tipped for the prize are German Chancellor Angela Merkel, and former NSA contractor Edward Snowden, both of whom have shown strong will and courage on the world stage; in other words, real cojones!
Joined: Jan '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 1204
He got a ban because he put a thread that shouldn't be a blog as a blog, and started putting every post he didn't like as spam. So i grassed him up, for that and point whoring. So if anybody else wants to do this or go around point whoring. Feel free, but i will grass you up, because i want actual discussion about poker. Which is what this forum is supposed to be about.
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
Posts: 6036
Posted by sadamman: He got a ban because he put a thread that shouldn't be a blog as a blog, and started putting every post he didn't like as spam. So i grassed him up, for that and point whoring. So if anybody else wants to do this or go around point whoring. Feel free, but i will grass you up, because i want actual discussion about poker. Which is what this forum is supposed to be about.
Man,....I bet I could count all your friends on 3 hands....
One,....left hand backwards.....
Two and three,.... The Palm sisters,......because you like 'doing it' with twins.....
Joined: Jan '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 1204
Posted by demodawggy:
Posted by sadamman: He got a ban because he put a thread that shouldn't be a blog as a blog, and started putting every post he didn't like as spam. So i grassed him up, for that and point whoring. So if anybody else wants to do this or go around point whoring. Feel free, but i will grass you up, because i want actual discussion about poker. Which is what this forum is supposed to be about.
Man,....I bet I could count all your friends on 3 hands....
One,....left hand backwards.....
Two and three,.... The Palm sisters,......because you like 'doing it' with twins.....
I bet i could count all of your friends on no hands, all of the friends someone like you thinks they have are all imaginary.
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 4675
Posted by sadamman: He got a ban because he put a thread that shouldn't be a blog as a blog, and started putting every post he didn't like as spam. So i grassed him up, for that and point whoring. So if anybody else wants to do this or go around point whoring. Feel free, but i will grass you up, because i want actual discussion about poker. Which is what this forum is supposed to be about.
you are a total dweeb sadamman. All you ever do is spew negativity and cause crap. You want to get me band next. Go right ahead. Hope it make you feel good about yourself. I for one will delete your stupid post from my blogs whenever I feel they are inappropriate. Feel free to whine about it and get me banded for doing what I think is right when reading garbage.
