Joined: Dec '09
Location: Greece
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 99
First of all i want to say hi to all Mobsters as i set up my first thread here.I'm over 2 years member but just last days started more seriously with Bankroll Mob,so HELLO EVERYONE.
Now it's 2nd of December and it's comming Christmas all over the world.I had the idea to create this thread and everyone is welcomed to say a Chuck Norris Joke.So lest spread out the laugh as far as we can Mobsters
(It's not mine,but when i first read those 3 jokes felt down of my chair from lagh)
>>Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
>>Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
>>When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
Joined: Dec '09
Location: Greece
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 99
#Peter7878 Thank you verry much about adding a new thred just for me buddy.I realy apritiate this and wanted to let you know it.
------------ #noonlion lets forget the misunderstood we had before and make a new start Thank you for posting a joke to my thread buddy,hope you'll keep on and post another joke here
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Posted by guffyman1: #Peter7878 Thank you verry much about adding a new thred just for me buddy.I realy apritiate this and wanted to let you know it.
------------ #noonlion lets forget the miunderstood we had before and make a new start Thank you for posting a joke to my thread buddy,hope you'll keep on and post another joke here
Joined: Jan '11
Location: Germany
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Posts: 513
what the heck....peter7878 !!! you must be kidding....i can`t blive how many chuck norris jokes you know ? maybe you only copy and past them from a google search ? if not then you won the "biggest nerd" award for today. congratulations !!
@guffyman1: nice off-topic thread.i like it a lot but i don`t know any chuck norris jokes ...sorry !! (maybe i am the biggest nerd ? who knows)
Joined: Oct '09
Location: Portugal
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Posts: 233
Thanks guffyman1 and Peter7878, this topic should last forever . Or perhaps be turned into a poll, it would be nice to select the best Chuck Norris joke ever. I would vote for the rattlesnake one, or perhaps the one about how horses turned into girafs
Joined: Dec '09
Location: Greece
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 99
Coming soon with a better surprise for all "Chuck Norris Jokes" lovers. The idea came to me from mobster #TheFarSeer and i thank him. As for now here's another one "Chuck Norris Joke"
-Chuck Norris donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never be his.
Joined: Jan '11
Location: Germany
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what the heck....peter7878 !!! you must be kidding....i can`t blive how many chuck norris jokes you know ? maybe you only copy and past them from a google search ? if not then you won the "biggest nerd" award for today. congratulations !!
@guffyman1: nice off-topic thread.i like it a lot but i don`t know any chuck norris jokes ...sorry !! (maybe i am the biggest nerd ? who knows)
Joined: Feb '14
Location: Portugal
Age: 42 (M)
Posts: 28
AHAHAH You have a lot os jokes about Chuck Norris e in the website Chuck Norris Facts. like this Chuck Norris has been to all seven continents without traveling a mile
,took it as an abusive language.O.k mate good one 
