Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 65 (M)
Posts: 6036
<...Oh yes crash,....they are quite real....
< ...We got kicked out of the Port Elgin Theatre as teens back in the mid '70s for doing just that in our seats during a movie...lol...
< ...One buddy tried it bare assed,...and the flame went RIGHT UP in his butt-hole and burned him.... <LOLOLOLOLOLOL....
...Another buddy got the bright idea to make like those burn off stacks at oil refineries,....and stick a McDonald's drink straw (the big yellow ones) in his butt-hole,...then light the tip while farting....! lol.... the straw got melted.... <lololololol.....!!!
