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Pokerstars are hosting a $100,000.00 guaranteed prize pool tournament as a kick-off to a series called "Common Cents", I have preregistered and am looking to offload some of the risk, details below.
Total buy in: $0.01 Shares : 1,000 My holding: 250 shares Balance to sell : 750 shares Mark up: 1,000,000,000,000,000% So 10 billion dollars gets you 1% of my action, transfer to 3pokeronly on pokerstars or send me 100 billion mob points. First in first served. 3P out.
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
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3POKERONLY.... You know when someone says that if you are made an offer that appears tooooooo good to be true, then it probably is not true? This offer that you are making just seems so incredible that I cannot bring myself to participate as the risk far outweighs any potential reward. I am so sorry that I cannot assist you at this time.
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
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definitely interested in the offer, but at the moment i am roughly 100 billion mobpoints short, however i can send you my balls shaving course as a payment for 1 share of the action, the course itself is priceless, so you are getting a hell of a deal. still shocked by the value of this offer, 3P i know you are doing this for the community and such, but still your offer is way too generous...
ok then pochui, I will reimburse you for any ball shavings longer than 123cm @ 1 mob point/Nm, so I will send you at least 23 billion mob point depending on final total ball shavings length.
Any shorter will not be fit for purpose (Purpose: Words hairiest single haired merkin)
------------ IQA he may mean great to have on your table as a sort of mobile ATM, dispersing and dispensing humour and chips?
Edited by 3pokeronly (26 September 2015 @ 13:11 GMT)
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
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i truly appreciate the fact that some people do understand that my poker abilities are of unprecedented quality. surely there are those who want to believe that this is not the case and i can be beaten at the tables, under the tables and in between the tables... in your dreams fellas, pochui is the king poker.
Joined: May '13
Location: Mauritius
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Haha what a troll but made my day mate , love it when you take something so serious and make it fund and people looking at this thread will surely get bored and would not try to get some free money and all, anyway i would like to take 1% of the share and if you win i get all the money lol, anyway peace out mate have fun at the tables and good luck hope you do well and make a lot of money cheers peace out mate!
Posted by pochui: still shocked by the value of this offer, 3P i know you are doing this for the community and such, but still your offer is way too generous...
Exactly. Cannot believe our luck that we could be a part of this, to be honest. Such an insane value, goddamn me if I don't parttake... Next time.
