should i now forget how she owned me after 800 failed shots
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Congratulations mister double D Pochui himself! You are like Nostradamus guessing the combination like that. But... and that's a big but... your balls definetly need emergency shaving. The bush is way too thick down there, get it fixed... Maybe even hire a hairdresser or a barber if you prefer could do it for you. They might need a lawnmower though
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Posted by TheMachineQC: your balls definetly need emergency shaving. The bush is way too thick down there, get it fixed... Maybe even hire a hairdresser or a barber if you prefer could do it for you. They might need a lawnmower though
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Posted by crankmuppet: Do you regularly try to crack the safe?
well not exactly, after my traumatic experience when i miserably failed with 800 safe shots... i kinda try to forget about it's existence.
I'm a little shocked by open source ... I tried to open this safe yesterday ... I had 51 attempts and I started typing combinations starting with 050 ..... oh my god how did I make a mistake .... and the win was so Close and I somehow mysteriously did not start with 000
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Congratulations mr Pochui sir. It is a very wonderful feeling to get around the lovely safe lady and get one over on her, especially after such a Long time wooing her to get inside her..... and then getting so deep inside her that she coughs up $30. Nice one..... but my balls still need shaving and hope you have kept up to date with yours!
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G'day mate
Congratulations to you pochui. It was nice to read that you have won the safe crack game after so long. It must have really made you feel great. I know it has always made me fee fantastic
have a great day amigo. Hope you win it again very soon.
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Yes! Finally! A gigantic congratulations go out to pochui on opening the Mob Safe for the first time in his long career! We all know that you have been working really hard. You absolutely deserve it. Good luck on your next attempt!
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big congratulation for our dear member pochui on first win on mob safe in 9 years!very nice winning combination 026 and 30 $ in pocket!now only you have to win on mob draw and you have every prize in collection!
when I saw that you were among the latest winners in the mob safe, I could not stop myself from laughing out loud as you are the last name I would expect to see after we all know what happened between the safe b1tch and you. Now you can retire and enjoy the rest of your life...
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Congratulations pochui what a good achievement, and $30 is a very nice prize, I find cracking mkb safe to be too gard for me, but i only use 1 daily free safe shot. Maybe in 9 years like you i will too someday ooen the safe. Now soend the money wisely and be happy
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Location: Canada
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My balls don't really need shaving. After all, "need" is pretty strong word. But my balls certainly like to be shaved. And those who like my balls like them to to be shaved.
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thanks for the comments and reactions everyone, besides getting the odd $30 i also am happy seeing that the ball shaving services are in high demand and with even plucking service to vip's on the horizon i think that i am destined to hit the top 10 richest dudes in the world within a few years or so
Posted by dule-vu: big congratulation for our dear member pochui on first win on mob safe in 9 years!very nice winning combination 026 and 30 $ in pocket!now only you have to win on mob draw and you have every prize in collection!
I, too, was for some reason absolutely sure that the winning combination is in the range from 0 to 100, but I had only 51 attempts and I decided to try starting with 050 .... probably it's some kind of terrible bad luck because I was a member of the BRM for many years and I have never had a safe hacking
Congrats man on cracking that Safe personaly i've never guessed the right digits so nice job who knows maybe thats the start of Lucky run and this is only the beginning at the end of next week you might be a millionaire
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congrats on that one.... now you can start your quest for the nr 10 richest guys in the world... but not forgetting U will the richest nr.1 with chainsaw shaved balls...
Posted by pochui: thanks for the comments and reactions everyone, besides getting the odd $30 i also am happy seeing that the ball shaving services are in high demand and with even plucking service to vip's on the horizon i think that i am destined to hit the top 10 richest dudes in the world within a few years or so
Warren Buffet is started in somewhere too. Maybe not on BRM, but still.
