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Good day! How are You? Have You fixed some business that did not work? Make You any propose that couldn´t was refused? Well, could You in your sacred magnificence and great condescension explain to this insignificant mortal why I created two tracked acount (in BreakOut and in VBet) and I didn´t earned any points for that? I´m sorry for distract to you of your admirable work for the good of the mob´s community with this bold and selfish questions but, since your glorious place certainlly You know the mortal weakness. I welcome in absolute gratitude each word that you can give me for answer... Thanks, thanks, thanks...great and noble Administrator
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Creating an account does not (and has never, I believe) paid any MobPoints, because it's not always possible (often impossible) for us to track which Mob account has signed up etc.
my dear and beloved friend maragatero, now you see that even such insignificant persons as us, more reminding cockroaches than God's creatures can receive a response from some important persons. Everything is possible here at Bankrollmob!
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Posted by Sandmanilo: my dear and beloved friend maragatero, now you see that even such insignificant persons as us, more reminding cockroaches than God's creatures can receive a response from some important persons. Everything is possible here at Bankrollmob!
Yes dear Sandmanilo, and now I can preach the good news. The Lord has spoken and destroy with their flamigeras words the false beliefs in "Paytable" of the Mob Points & Affiliate section. There are fake rules and we, the weak believers, we should not believe in it. That is the trap of the evil that try to divert of the Administrator´s sacred words. Just in case we have to avoid the "Promotions" and "Bankrolls" section where the language of the gods is very high and can confuse our insignificant minds. Well dear friend, I have to leave you because I need to copy and paste in gold the Administrator´s sacred words. Great is my rejoicing to have this response from the administrative Olympus! In ADMINISTRATOR we truth!
hahaha .... you surely amused me with my message .... of course in communication with people you need politeness but then it seems to me you've gone a little too far ..... I understand that the desire to get the bonus inclines to different actions ..... luck in getting a bonus
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Posted by pajalnick: hahaha .... you surely amused me with my message .... of course in communication with people you need politeness but then it seems to me you've gone a little too far ..... I understand that the desire to get the bonus inclines to different actions ..... luck in getting a bonus
Your welcome pajalnick my objetive has been achieved! Now, speaking between simples human being, I readed the rules of Paytables and asumed that some acounts creating by a link here, in Bank oll Mob, it was tracked. And if the poker´s room in question give you a bonus, Bank Roll Mob would give you 50 points. This is wroten in "Poker bonus request approved" in "Paytable", into Mob Points & Affiliate section. There say "If you get approved for a no deposit pokerbonus request, we will award you further with points (only possible on certain bonuses and only when your bonus request status reads "approved" ." Our english is no good for potencial tense, but I had a little hope that they could gave me a couple of points for some one of the times that I clicked a buton of BRM page for create an acount in a poker´s room. But the potent voice of Mr Administrator explain that he don´t think it.... My simple mober´s mind is so weak...
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maragatero my friend you asked for a lot of things here on forum just for this you did not ask Everyone would reply that you do not get points for the registration on some poker through the bankrollmob but you got the answer and now I think you know everything
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could You in your sacred magnificence and great condescension explain to this insignificant mortal epic, purely epic to be able to master the English language to such heights that mere mortals would have very little idea what the hell are you trying to say is an awesome achievement that makes you an eligible person to become the next president of us of a
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well I also didnt understand whole post,there was so much of epic words and everything just because of one things,to get mob points for sign up at poker sites!but dont was this serious post or what,but in one hand it was fun,in other hand its wasnt necessary!
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Posted by dule-vu: well I also didnt understand whole post,there was so much of epic words and everything just because of one things,to get mob points for sign up at poker sites!but dont was this serious post or what,but in one hand it was fun,in other hand its wasnt necessary!
Oh dule-vu you have to learn to laugh seriously... If a joke need to be explained, it isn´t a joke... And, in your other hand, what do you think if in a page where are a lot of promotions for pokers players, you find sections like Bankrolls, Promotions, etc, where a buton allow you to create an acount in a lot of poker´s rooms trough that unknowed page.... And then you find a section where are explained that "If you get approved for a no deposit pokerbonus request, we will award you further with points ..." ( I put here the words that you cann´t readed above)... What do you will think? In my little mind I thought that was posible to get some points....You could understand my foolish reasoning?
Posted by dule-vu: well I also didnt understand whole post,there was so much of epic words and everything just because of one things,to get mob points for sign up at poker sites!but dont was this serious post or what,but in one hand it was fun,in other hand its wasnt necessary!
I did several registrations through the site of the BRM but I did not receive any prize points .... therefore, it seems to me that the very fact of registration through the site of the BRM gives certain benefits and the points probably will be busted .... but it would be nice to get them of course
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well maragatero well I think that lot of members didnt understand this as joke!I know that you had thumbs down from somebody,so there was also some people with this thinking!it was too long post with not normal words pajalnick I know that I had some points for sign up on start of my BRM "career",but cant remember for what sites this was!
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Posted by dule-vu: well maragatero well I think that lot of members didnt understand this as joke!I know that you had thumbs down from somebody,so there was also some people with this thinking!it was too long post with not normal words pajalnick I know that I had some points for sign up on start of my BRM "career",but cant remember for what sites this was!
Well dule-vu..I think you need to change your online translator (for understand better the jokes) and to buy some glasses for see the thumbs Only my dear friend Administrator give me a thumb...but it is positive. He understand that I choice to make a joke for ask a real doubt. I explain You: All of us are very respectful with the site and the Administrator. Then I take this and I power it up to the absurd, like if the Administrator is become some kind of God. You have readed some other thread that I wrote. You know that I don´t write in this way... Is a sad news that you don´t like my kind of joke, I will try to make some of it different for your happiness
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continue to write in your style my friend maragatero Everyone can write at forum what is in his interest it can be funny for somebody but it's yours right to ask,we have to laugh sometimes so keep up your style
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Posted by vaci38: continue to write in your style my friend maragatero Everyone can write at forum what is in his interest it can be funny for somebody but it's yours right to ask,we have to laugh sometimes so keep up your style
Thanks vaci38 you are a good partner! I no understand that anybody could feel obliged to laugh with a joke, any joke. This is very subjetive and no have a necesary relation with the kind or quality of the joke. Maybe for the personal circunstance, the timming, the moment in the day, etc. I know it, and also I´m not a comedian. I don´t try to go far that I said above. Really, I enjoy the write in english and the works on the online translation, look for missing words it´s be very stimulate. I learned english between my 8 and 13 years. I didn´t travel and I did not live with foreigners, so return to english is good for me...and complicated words are a pleasure!
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my friend maragatero I can tell you that here a lot of people not write well English so keep on writing and ask here whatever you want I think we are all friends here and everyone will want to help you It's nothing wrong if you sometimes write something funny
Yeah maragatero, keep posting what you think is right and don't worry about those downvotes There is a couple of people here who downvote messages for bad english, unfunny jokes or other mysterious reasons. Speaking of those,Tony_MON7ANA has downvoted me again a few times despite of admin's instruction
Posted by pochui: could You in your sacred magnificence and great condescension explain to this insignificant mortal epic, purely epic to be able to master the English language to such heights...
Yeah, well just imagine if other notable linguists like Noam Chomsky would come here and address poker issues right of the bat - now that would be the truly epic journey.
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well I dont need glasses,I see very well and I know that you had -1 thumb for several hours!somebody give you thumb up and you didnt see that if you didnt come on forum for that period!I know what I say,so I wasnt only who didnt understand this post at first! and I am always for joke
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epic, purely epic 
Everyone can write at forum what is in his interest it can be funny for somebody but it's yours right to ask,we have to laugh sometimes so keep up your style 
There is a couple of people here who downvote messages for bad english, unfunny jokes or other mysterious reasons. Speaking of those,Tony_MON7ANA has downvoted me again a few times despite of admin's instruction 
