Joined: Sep '08
Location: Australia
Age: 33 (M)
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I just wana start of this post by saying F**K POKERRR
IM GONNA ELABORATE ON THAT....
A SHORT STORY ABOUT 4 SnGs which took place in the span of 3 hrs ONE AFTER THE OTHER F**KING HELL
#1 $20 double or nothing TURBO on pstars 10 entrants half the field doubles up 6 ppl remaining only 1 more to be eliminated
im one of the short stacks with 1020 in chips i get dealt QQ in the BB every1 folds to the button who raises minimum this guy was very aggressive and i knew his bet was 1 to steal the blinds his best possible holding could be A10
okayy so i shove even if he has aces i couldn't pass up this chance me being the short stack
C NOW COME THE F**KED BIT IMAGINE U R TRYING TO STEAL N THE OTHER GUY SHOWS RESISTANCE U GOTTA LAY IT DOWN RIGHT WELL THIS F**KER CALLS FUKING IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTT PLAYER
N TURNS OVER K10 N WAT DO U KNOW HE HITS THE K N THE FUKING 10 ON THE TURN N THE RIVER N I BUST OUT
EVEN IF I ACCEPT THIS AS A BAD BEAT I MEAN S**T HAPPENS RIGHT
WELL IT DOESNT STOP THERE
#2 IM GONA KEEP THIS 1 SHORT SAME KIND OF SnG on F**KINSTARS same buy in N EVERYTHING i get dealt KQ suited a short stack goes all in i re-raise all in koz i wanted heads up but this other fucker calls
the short stack turns over 55 (coinflip for me) i have KQ n this other F**KING DONKEY TURNS OVER K8 (i got him dominated right)
SEEMS LIKE I WAS WRONG HE SUCKS OUT N HITS A 8 ON THE F**KING TURN I MEAN CMON N TAKES ALL THE CHIPS
#3 SO AFTER TWO BAD BEATS IN A ROW N LOSING 40 BUCKS I DECIDE TO SWITCH TO $20 HEADS UP AGAIN ON POKERF**KINGSTARS
AFTER LIKE 20 MINS OF PLAY I GET DEALT QQ I RAISE N HE RE-RAISES N I GO ALL IN HE THINKS 4 A BIT N HE CALLS TURNS OVER A J
OKAYY ANOTHER COIN FLIP RIGHT
CHECK OUT THE BOARD
Q 5 6 K 2
I MEAN WTF 3 IN A ROW IS LIKE F**KING RETARDED
OOOO I HAVE SAVED THE BEST 4 THE LAST INCASE U THINK ALL THESE WERE BAD CHECK THIS 1 OUT
#4 ANOTHER HEADS UP $20 BUY-IN
I GET DEALT K3 ON THE BUTTON N I MIN RAISE well i raise almost all my hands on the button so uhm i duno wat u will think about my play IN MY OPINION POSITION IS MOST IMPORTANT IN HEADS UP BUT ANYWAYYYY
THIS OTHER BITCH CALL RIGHT
THE FLOP COMES
3 6 3
FUKIN STUPID BITCH GOES ALL IN N I OBVIOUSLY CALL SHE TURN OVER K 10
N CHECK THE TURN N THE RIVER
7 8
AM I LIKE THE UNLUCKIEST PERSON N STOP PLAYING POKER
OR WTF IS THIS I LOST 80 BUCKS IN LIKE 2 F**KINS HRS DUE TO THIS SHYT CARDSSSSS
THIS REMINDS ME WAT HELLMUTH 1C SAID 'IF THERE WAS NO LUCK INVOLVED I GUESS I WOULD WIN EVERY SINGLE TOURNEY'
I WANA END THIS POST BY SAYING 1C AGAIN F**K POKER
Joined: Nov '08
Location: Norway
Age: 50 (M)
Posts: 69
Ouch! But what can you say - these things happen!?! Alot.....
If I were you I probably would have stopped playing after the 2nd Sit'n'go and do something else just to get it out of my system. Always a couple of stupid loose aggressive players in these double-up sit'n'go's on PS so I never go all-in or follow up on a reraise unless I have AA or KK because of equal bad experience you have just described. Even though....some bad beats and some bad luck.....s**t happens and alot in poker....
ok the last one is a bad beat, but why do you re raise all in with KQ on a double up or nothing sng ?? I don't really would want to play KQ heads up to be honnest. The QQ in the first might be because he has such a big stack he just tought, let's gamble. I don't know but I don't think they were all bad beats .
Joined: Mar '08
Location: Australia
Age: 49 (M)
Posts: 1158
man ihate to give my own country men s**t but these are not bad beats by a long shot,just bad plays.have a look at what you have wrtitten.i look at it and see alot of mistakes.even mr 55 had you beat.thats poker,get used to it.preflop all in leaves you no options after the flop.its a 5050 draw.win or lose.remember also the persons playing these sngs might have 50000 in there account so 20 is pocket change.whats a call for 20 nothing.welcome to online poker small buyins with players with huge accounts.you legal now so go to the casino.myself i dont recomed pkerstars to anyone.ive recieved way worse beats than that.lost hundreds of A high flushes to fullhouses,fullhouses to higher full houses,but the worst beat of all quad As to royal flush,over 4K in that hand.was pissed for a month.but the best thing about all those beats,i left poker stars and havnt looked back since.in my opinion poker stars is one of the crappiest sites on the net.but thats my opinion.ive played em all.over250000 hands on the top 5 sites.no im not a pro,not even close,but i play alot of poker,and there software just doesnt add up.good luck in the future man.i seriously recomend moving sites.seee how you go.if you live in adelaide you can come to my home games everysunday night,
Joined: Dec '07
Location: Denmark
Age: 40 (M)
Posts: 2644
Stop wasting peoples time, I stopped reading after first line "I just wana start of this post by saying F**K POKERRR". If you exspect anyone to read your post stop using caps lock and start controlling your self when making head lines
Joined: Feb '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 54 (M)
Posts: 342
Please stop playing poker for good - you get unlucky in a few hands lose a few bucks and start having a tantrum - this will happen time and time again so if you can't handle it please stop playing. The stress isn't good for you.
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 64 (M)
Posts: 2193
Well I have just been playing on CD Poker for just over two hours and made a grand totel profit of $0.28. Even ilagal aslamem sekers are making more money than me at the moment. Bless em Giz us a job... I can do that ... as long as I don't have to where one of them silly vest packed with that that stuff that smells like marsepan
Joined: Feb '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 54 (M)
Posts: 342
Posted by dunotra: Well I have just been playing on CD Poker for just over two hours and made a grand totel profit of $0.28. Even ilagal aslamem sekers are making more money than me at the moment. Bless em
You've had 2 hours of fun and made money - Congratulations
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 64 (M)
Posts: 2193
Posted by balkangamer: i don't understand why he is crying. low amount of money, i wouldn't cry so much. poker also depends on luck dude
Well you know what thay are like in the new world.. all thay won't to do is throw them boomarang thing's about....... come on now thay don't even drink tea....and as for the beer.... no coment... Who will give a XXXX for it. and Forster's well say no more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPu-C5vvzU4
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Netherlands
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Posted by tim2012: it's true my friend online poker is rigged as hell never will deposit again only freerolls for me it's soooo rigged it isn't funny anymore
Do you have any fact's to back your comment up are are you just talking from a bad experance
Joined: May '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 53 (M)
Posts: 6197
Posted by tim2012: it's true my friend online poker is rigged as hell never will deposit again only freerolls for me it's soooo rigged it isn't funny anymore
I dont even take people seriously anymore who tells ''online poker is rigged''
Offcourse they only saying that because they had some bad beats.
Just try to play better cos online poker is definitly not rigged.
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Denmark
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 198
Posted by tim2012: it's true my friend online poker is rigged as hell never will deposit again only freerolls for me it's soooo rigged it isn't funny anymore
So tou think its rigged? And you stil wanna spend your time playing freerolls? Haha..
Im sorry but i cant follow you there! I really just think its some bad beats or something you been running in to!
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Giz us a job... I can do that ... as long as I don't have to where one of them silly vest packed with that that stuff that smells like marsepan 
