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  9-Feb-09, 20:49   #1
You are Poker dependent if... +2 
ChoonT 

Joined: Dec '08
Location: Germany
Age: 41 (M)
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hello

i want to start a (never ending?) list of indication you maybe poker dependent....

ok lets roll on:


1. ..... you finish your love with an sms writing: i fold you

2. ..... you throw no rose into the grave at a burial, but 2 cards.... A-8


sure you know any other indications or?

     
  9-Feb-09, 20:53   #2
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Administrator 

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3 .... when you count something, you don't go 9, 10, 11, 12 ... but .. 9, 10, jack, queen, king...

     
  9-Feb-09, 21:21   #3
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xxxpokerxxx1 

Joined: May '08
Location: Canada
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4....if when you re sleeping you yell out,YES,I told you to fold... Big Smile

     
  9-Feb-09, 21:45   #4
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ChoonT 

Joined: Dec '08
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5.... you write a petition to mcdonalds they should adding beside the Big Mäc or the Big Tasty the Big Blind

     
  9-Feb-09, 22:26   #5
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dunotra 

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6:Yep just of to the KFC...............food Worship

Edited by dunotra (09 February 2009 @ 22:32 GMT)


     
  9-Feb-09, 22:36   #6
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B1gfoot 

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6. When you start raising the shop keeper....

     
  9-Feb-09, 23:20   #7
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KeefBurtons 

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7. When you start folding your clothes.

     
  9-Feb-09, 23:33   #8
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ChoonT 

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Posted by KeefBurtons:
7. When you start folding your clothes.

hmmm... if you were female and sexy why not Worship Big Smile Cool

     
  9-Feb-09, 23:58   #9
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KeefBurtons 

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Posted by ChoonT:
Posted by KeefBurtons:
7. When you start folding your clothes.

hmmm... if you were female and sexy why not Worship Big Smile Cool


Maybe you should go all in then. Evil

     
  10-Feb-09, 05:06   #10
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M3turbo 
Joined: Dec '07
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8......When you see license plates JQ 8 10 9 and think nice river hit Sir Cool

     
  10-Feb-09, 11:04   #11
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B1gfoot 

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9.. When you get the tarot card reader to fold

     
  10-Feb-09, 11:43   #12
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ChoonT 

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10. .... you think your new flirt slogan " hey we are suited connectors..." will melt the heart of every girl/boy ( case who is searching Blink )

     
  13-Feb-09, 16:40   #13
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ChoonT 

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today i saw some nice items at a shop .. but i decided that i dont buy them:

some breakfast board ( dont know the correct word Blink ) in design of Qh and Kd ... Cool

     
  13-Feb-09, 18:14   #14
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shokaku 

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11 Your children are named Check, Raise and Fold.

     
  13-Feb-09, 18:55   #15
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sexyJenny 
Joined: Feb '09
Location: Germany
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 6
This is true from my life:
Im from germany and we have the euro currency.
When Im talking about prices, I always switch to dollars^^

     
  13-Feb-09, 21:17   #16
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WeedWhacker 
Joined: Feb '09
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12. yell out BAD BEAT everytime something does not go your way...

     
  14-Feb-09, 04:36   #17
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ChoonT 

Joined: Dec '08
Location: Germany
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Posted by shokaku:
11 Your children are named Check, Raise and Fold.

thought about similarly...
call children nicknames: your youngest child small blind and the eldest big blind

     
  14-Feb-09, 06:16   #18
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lomax 

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13. when yo having sex you always say: " ALL IN"---- Big Smile Heart Heart Heart Heart

     
  14-Feb-09, 06:41   #19
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xxxbchxxx 

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14. When you deal out the knives and forks when setting the table Spade Club Heart Diamond

     
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