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Posted by dunotra:


Sorry I'm in good mood



Shock

i appreciate you at least appologize for that Tongue

     
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oww, it hurts,i managed to get a nail in my big toe (top of), now im trying to get my sock off but it i s like super glued to my hairy toe, its worse than pulling nasil hairs.
All pull a nasil hair and share in my pain.

     
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Posted by B1gfoot:
oww, it hurts,i managed to get a nail in my big toe (top of), now im trying to get my sock off but it i s like super glued to my hairy toe, its worse than pulling nasil hairs.
All pull a nasil hair and share in my pain.

Just for you... Agree

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heeeello, somebody here? xD

Spade Club Heart Diamond

     
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Posted by PokerJosh:
heeeello, somebody here? xD

Spade Club Heart Diamond



hello. sup?

attaching image i posted yesterday, but the thread got deleted.

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Hi, I'm new here. Tongue

     
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Posted by PhoenixRazz:
Hi, I'm new here. Tongue


Hi me to.... Is this a swingers site Question How do I do a profie search Smile and get to see some photo's Shock Evil

Edited by dunotra (06 August 2009 @ 22:37 GMT)


     
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Posted by dunotra:
Posted by PhoenixRazz:
Hi, I'm new here. Tongue


Hi me to.... Is this a swingers site Question How do I do a profie search Smile and get to see some photo's Shock Evil

Nope only dogging swinging is so old school.

     
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Hi everyone. I'm new on this site. I don't know English very well, so sorry for my mistakes in messages. Cas someone help me?) I need new avatar. Who can find it for me?))

     
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Poker is being too cruel today, im playing well, but cant shake of the chasers who always seam to hit on river, getting no respect all day, iv been backdoored about 15 times at least, by idiots making no sence, happy to be just below even.

Ill get you buttler.....

Edited by B1gfoot (26 August 2009 @ 17:11 GMT)


     
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I cant get outoff my breakeven/swing tday Tongue

     
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Ahhhh

Netbook sux, so is mobile internet.
Food is deliciousszzzzzz tho. but tonite I might be drunko, someone ban me from online poker for a day plzzz. Or I play drunko uber leet poker Aww crap!

     
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZnJEtUEvdQ

WOW ! I forgot the webcam was filming me when i was playing poker yesterday and this is what happened...

(You should see me when i loose with aces)

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Where the hell are you supposed to download illegal stuff nowadays ? A long time since i downloaded music/movies but you cant go thru thepiratebay nowadays , the chance of getting caught is smaller than slim but STILL what you are doing is illegal ... i was going to giwe legal download a shot but hell broke loose from first second "put your full name here and your credit card number there ´, what the ff ... " Tongue

Some site where you can pay from moneybookers ?? I really have to download some fresh country music Blink

Edited by Davoodoo (26 August 2009 @ 21:51 GMT)


     
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Anyone like to chew my toe nails Question

     
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Posted by dunotra:
Anyone like to chew my toe nails Question


Try to burn them with a lighter , the smell is fantastic and an experience of its own ...

     
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Posted by Davoodoo: I really have to download some fresh country music Blink


Dolly Parton's Tits

When I was young the school teacher asked my class
What we'd like to do when that school we quit.
Johnny said he'd like to be a fireman.

R. D. wasn't sure so he just sat tight lipped.

Terry had a yearning for the forces
With the travel and excitement and free kit

But when it came to my turn I said "I'd like some real fun,
I wanna mess around with Dolly Parton's Tits".
They're so big an' soft an' round
She's got enough to spread around
I'd like to grab 'em in my mitts.
They're the talk of the town,
Throughout the wide world they're renown,
Dolly Patron's tits.

When school I quit I got a job of working
As a miner digging coal from the pits
An' all my work-mates locker doors were covered
In pin-ups of the girls they loved the best.

There was Sophia Loren, Anita Eckberg,
An' page three girls that showed their hairs bits,
But who needs all that stuff, Samantha Fox's bit of fluff?

I wan' a polaroid of Dolly Patron's tits
They're so big an' soft an' round
She's got enough to spread around
I'd like to grab 'em in my mitts.
They're the talk of the town,
Throughout the wide world they're renown,
Dolly Patron's tits.

Well I trav'led to the U. S. of America
To meet her, who knows maybe steal a kiss.
I followed her on tour for nearly three months
An' most of those cities gave me the shits

New York was too tall an' fast an' violent
And Philly, well it really is the pits.
The only thing that kept me sane
Was my right hand, and who can blame
Me for thinking then of Dolly Patron's tits.

They're so big an' soft an' round
She's got enough to spread around
I'd like to grab 'em in my mitts.
They're the talk of the town,
Throughout the wide world they're renown,
Dolly Patron's tits.

Well Dolly got to hear about my story.
Invited me backstage in San Francisc'.
She was changing from her stage clothes to her casuals
An' I do declare she really looked delish.

Her dress it fell like silk down to her ankles
And her f-cup bra I helped her to unhitch
But then I woke, to my surprise
Two pillows pulled into my eyes
I'd been dreaming of Dolly Patron's tits


     
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Thanks dunotra, think thats the first time iv ever seen Dolly Patron's tits.
Roy Chubby Brown?

Question, possably a stupid one.....When 3 ppl go all in (1 winner) who takes 3rd or 4th(eg) if losers have same stack sizes, does it go to position? also if SS are slight diffrent but winner has BS? is it he who had biggest stack or position?

     
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My guess would be

3 ppl go all in :

Losers with equal stacks : prolly depends on the button, like when there is a split pot the person closest to the dealer gets the extra chip if the pot can't be divided exactly.

for the rest, ask someone else pleaz, I havent slept for 30 hours.

I think its all abot the pos anyway.


     
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Posted by B1gfoot:
Question, possably a stupid one.....When 3 ppl go all in (1 winner) who takes 3rd or 4th(eg) if losers have same stack sizes, does it go to position? also if SS are slight diffrent but winner has BS? is it he who had biggest stack or position?


Does anyone know?
Woundering from a strategical POV.

     
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Posted by B1gfoot:
Posted by B1gfoot:
Question, possably a stupid one.....When 3 ppl go all in (1 winner) who takes 3rd or 4th(eg) if losers have same stack sizes, does it go to position? also if SS are slight diffrent but winner has BS? is it he who had biggest stack or position?


Does anyone know?
Woundering from a strategical POV.


depends what hand they play id say.

lets say you play AA and get a call by KK and QQ. board changes nothing. now given KK and QQ dude did have same amount of chips, the KK places one spot better than the QQ.

if now the dude with QQ had more chips than the dude with KK, hell finish one spot better.

no? Confused

     
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