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i forgot to mention that b1gfoot is inelegable for the prize, he wins every compititon we have on this forum lol, it was the best thread by far though.
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I chose this post as I think the Durrrr bit is a little overkill ,( IMO), and the swine flu bit is up to date. I must admit though that the Dr's miracle cure did get on my nerves, but had nothing to do with OP and that it what I awarded on.
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I am not the judge this week but I am gonna bring this one to B1gfoot's attention
I disagree completely.....
I have just finished a $10 buy in NLHE game. 4000 players. 800 get paid and I finish in 801st place.
I was second highest chip count and I picked up pocket aces on the BB. I called an all in raise from the chip leader who turns over 9 3 off suit. I hit an ace on the flop. He manages to hit a flush on the river.. I have just been deprived of a small fortune..
So as you can see. I am not in the best frame of mind. I need something to cheer up my suicidal self. I am only 39 and too young to go hurling myself under the 9.30 express from London to Manchester...
Therefore the only amusement that could possibly be derived from the game of poker, which could stop me depriving my wife of a loving husband and my son of a doting father, is to come on here, read the wonderfully amusing reasons why complete losers think they can somehow peform a miracle similar to Jesus turning water into wine... ie they suddenly turn into winning poker players...
Please dont deprive me of the little pleasure I have left in the game of poker.... Its the only thing that stops my wife gaining complete control of my bankroll and sodding off with the milkman the moment my body has been laid down in gods green earth as worm fodder.
its from fcumred on a thread I created called "what with the players lately"
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Posted by dlkiv: So as you can see. I am not in the best frame of mind. I need something to cheer up my suicidal self. I am only 39 and too young to go hurling myself under the 9.30 express from London to Manchester...
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Posted by dlkiv: its from fcumred on a thread I created called "what with the players lately" sad but funny
Yep gotta love them donkaments, but the real proble lays in the fact that if he was to jump infront of the train he wold have to lay there untill 10 when i arrives, and with luck like that no doubt he will be only seriously injerd and have to suffer more. You might win just for having that avaitor
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I am thinking that maybe you have not got them as I have not seen Tony! lol as for my avaitor I changed it to that cause hubby says that is who I look like ,( lol entered me in a contest for look alikes and I won as Jess Rabbit).
u lost me man 
